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mari πŸ’—

mari πŸ’—

@marii

life is a jokingπŸͺ½ echte liebeπŸ’

under joao felix’s desk🀍
Created September 2026
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31 reviews
Friendlies
Argentina3 - 0Benin
mari πŸ’—
mari πŸ’—@marii
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ALSO FUCK THESE FUCKING BENIN GOALKEEPERS KEEP YOURSELVES SAFE.

Player of the match
Lionel Messi
Argentina
Friendlies
Argentina3 - 0Benin
mari πŸ’—
mari πŸ’—@marii
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i’m trying so hard to act like it don’t hurt my heart.

Player of the match
Lionel Messi
Argentina
Nations League
France4 - 1Belgium
mari πŸ’—
mari πŸ’—@marii
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those last 10 minutes. my son olise f**king (fucking) healed me. also chat was horny as FUCK asf

Player of the match
Michael Olise
France
13
Nations League
Portugal2 - 1Norway
mari πŸ’—
mari πŸ’—@marii
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so fucking confused but also healed??? it got chaotic asf and unfortunately joao felix didn’t score and broke his streak

Player of the match
JoΓ£o Cancelo
Portugal
18
Friendlies
USA3 - 0Mexico
mari πŸ’—
mari πŸ’—@marii
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nothing friendly about this β€œfriendly” match… especially not the book’d chat😭

Player of the match
Cavan Sullivan
USA
Nations League
France1 - 1Italy
mari πŸ’—
mari πŸ’—@marii
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genuinely a fucking shitshow… one of the worst 1st halves i’ve ever seen in my life my fucking god

Player of the match
Michael Olise
France
7
Friendlies
China0 - 5Palestine
mari πŸ’—
mari πŸ’—@marii
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actually the best thing i’ve ever witnessed in my whole life

Player of the match
Oday Dabbagh
Palestine
1
Nations League
Greece2 - 2Netherlands
mari πŸ’—
mari πŸ’—@marii
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didn’t watch, checked in on half time, but that netherlands come back though

Player of the match
Virgil van Dijk
Netherlands
Nations League
Wales2 - 1Norway
mari πŸ’—
mari πŸ’—@marii
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haaland got 114 things on his mind and a goal ain’t 1

Player of the match
Neco Williams
Wales
Nations League
Denmark2 - 4Portugal
mari πŸ’—
mari πŸ’—@marii
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vamos portugal we will never be defeated

Player of the match
Bruno Fernandes
Portugal
3
Friendlies
Australia2 - 4Brazil
mari πŸ’—
mari πŸ’—@marii
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brazil is actually gimmick fc and the whole match was frying me😭

Player of the match
Raphinha
Brazil
Saudi Pro League
Al Shabab2 - 4Al-Nassr
mari πŸ’—
mari πŸ’—@marii
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bit late but this is the best thing to have ever happened ever. joao should’ve been made it out the saudi league after this banger of a hatrick

Player of the match
JoΓ£o FΓ©lix
Al-Nassr
UEFA Champions League Women
Roma W0 - 6Barcelona W
mari πŸ’—
mari πŸ’—@marii
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didn’t watch but i’m feeling very barcelona today

Player of the match
Caroline Hansen
Barcelona W
Nations League
Israel0 - 3Rep. Of Ireland
mari πŸ’—
mari πŸ’—@marii
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when the competition is football and not committing war crimes against innocent children so you lose 0-3πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

Player of the match
Jack Moylan
Rep. Of Ireland
Nations League
Portugal1 - 0Wales
mari πŸ’—
mari πŸ’—@marii
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penaldo and his offsides istg… and thankfully joao’s in his proper position and playing well

Player of the match
JoΓ£o FΓ©lix
Portugal
Nations League
Norway1 - 2Portugal
mari πŸ’—
mari πŸ’—@marii
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nylaand was frying me😭 anyway my baby did well and penaldo didn’t play this is a massive win for me

Player of the match
JoΓ£o FΓ©lix
Portugal
3
Friendlies
Mexico1 - 1Peru
mari πŸ’—
mari πŸ’—@marii
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so they’re trying out the snooze fest gimmick

Player of the match
Jon Freemon (Referee)
Referee
World Cup
Mexico2 - 0South Africa
mari πŸ’—
mari πŸ’—@marii
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the most entertaining game ever

Player of the match
JuliΓ‘n QuiΓ±ones
Mexico