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Liverpool0 - 3Man City
LiverpoolLiverpool0 - 3Man City
The cheaters vs the shit eaters
Man CityLiverpool0 - 3Man City
"Look at all the ballons brought by the city fans.. we could talk about another kind of mancity inflation but that’s for another day.” -commentators
Liverpool0 - 3Man City
EAT MY 114 BANANAS OHHHHH MY FUCKING GOD Everyone was absolutely cooking in the second half but goddamn bro DOKU idk how to write long beautiful shit but you get what i mean OOOOOOOHHHH im gonna cry
Man CityLiverpool0 - 3Man City
I guess the 114 charges did NOT get to their heads 😭✌️
Liverpool0 - 3Man City
first time supporting liverpool…😀 also lwk foreshadowed the haaland banana yesterday playing gartic phone 😭✌️(not my art!! the server drew it!!)
Man CityLiverpool0 - 3Man City
this win won’t matter on judgement day city.
Man City
Real Madrid1 - 0Villarreal
rma should be legally required to display suicide prevension hotlines during their matches
Real MadridReal Madrid1 - 0Villarreal
It was raining yellow cards this match first half was genuine bullshit then second half diomande shoots the ball in the back of the net with a valverde assist then vini junior made a goal in, which i was SO happy about i genuinely was ecstatic Then i was shot 50 times because he just had to pull a guys hair who wasnt even in a dangerous position. Defense was good this match but we just really needed more goals And Dont even get me started on this fucking ref bro Mourinho and every decision he makes bro I dont even wanna talk about it anymore hala madrid i guess😭 at least we won with one. Goal. 😂😂😂😂 he tryna ignore it
Real MadridReal Madrid1 - 0Villarreal
Yeah we losing el clasico 25-0😭✌️
Real MadridReal Madrid1 - 0Villarreal
yellow cards were more yellow than villarreal kit 🥀 but atleast we won am i right..
Real MadridReal Madrid1 - 0Villarreal
yo this vini clone is something else 😭😭
Real MadridReal Madrid1 - 0Villarreal> be me > nap throughout the match > we have played beautifully > wake up and see we have just scored a second goal > Nice, i can watch the rest > the goal gets overturned > vini gets a red > everyone gets yellows > they flip mbappé > 7 extra minutes > ‘scuse me? > go back to bed because i think im a bad omen and need to never be awake for another real madrid game again because this is the second time its happened
Real MadridReal Madrid1 - 0Villarreal
This was such a hardwatch for me as a Real Madrid fan,feel like Real Madrid played a bit better in 2nd half,in first half both teams were going back and forth.Firstly,I wanna start off by saying Mbappé had a poor game,he genuinely couldn't finish chances and sometimes he was holding the ball way too much,bad performance from him.Arda tried by creating some chances but this is my problem,Mourinho shouldn't set the team like this,the only way we can fit everybody and the team can function is put Arda on the 10 spot and move Bellingham on the 8th since Arda is just not fit to be a winger,he doesn't have the pace or dribbling to play as a traditional winger,Diomande right wing with Trent as the rb since Trent only works with a traditional winger,Arda Guler with Trent don't have chemistry since most times Arda plays more centrally.On the left wing we put Mbappé since when he plays striker he always loves to go on that left wing spot instead of staying in the centre and we start Espi since he's a more natural 9 than Mbappé.Vini when he scored I actually thought he was gonna have a good game but the goal got ruled out and he got a very unnecessary red card,poor presentation from Vini.Our only good attacker was Diomande who scored the only goal and tried a lot but Carreras just wouldn't really help with the build up,another thing that proves my point on why the right wing should be Trent with Diomande.Bellingham was just decent but I wasn't impressed with him overall and honestly our pivot with Valverde and Tchouameni actually worked pretty well this time since Villareal didn't hold that much possession up until second half.Our defense was also solid,with Courtouis being the savior as always,I feel like Real Madrid fails him down. Into Villareal,I can't say too much,I liked Moleiro,very solid attacker and fluid on the ball and Gueye had couple shots aswell,had some sort of attacking threat.My MOTM goes to Diomande,this game was disgraceful to watch,never again.
Real MadridReal Madrid1 - 0Villarreal
we had our chances but the finishing still needs work, and mbappe hitting the post had me annoyed already. diomande getting that goal was good but then the vini situation happened and everything got so unnecessarily messy. the red card genuinely changed the whole mood of the match and i still have questions about that entire situation. konate getting booked on top of everything too like can we have one normal game please. glad we got the win but there’s definitely stuff to work on because we cannot keep making games harder than they need to be.
Real MadridReal Madrid1 - 0Villarreal
waited two weeks for this BULLSHIT KILL THE WHOLE TEAM RELEGATE US AND SACRIFICE THE ISRAELI REF
Real Madrid
Real Madrid1 - 0Villarreal
Real MadridReal Madrid1 - 0VillarrealThis is genuinely what u would miss if u blinked during this match
Real MadridReal Madrid1 - 0Villarreal
this review is just gonna be me dumping out MY THOUGHTS and MY OPINIONS. u might not agree and thats fine but im just sick of it and need to get it off my chest cuz a lot of the stuff i mention has been on my mind for a while. earlier i saw a few madridistas in chat dunking on real and at the time it really annoyed me bc i thought yk its our first game back and we should give the players a chance, but after this i hate to say it but i was proven wrong. this team is so dysfunctional its actually impressive. deep down, i think vini and mbappe might be one of the worst things to happen to real madrid in quite some time. we have all these superstars and big names, but do they actually know how to play together? NO. im not questioning either kylian or vini’s technicality on the pitch, but their mentalities make them WAY too easy for opponents to break their rhythm. we’re not winning shit with them unless mourinho actually does something. i think diomande, espi, arda, and jude are generally hungrier than mbappe and vini. these guys have reached such levels of arrogance and self importance that its been dragging them AND the team down. ill be honest i feel like one of them just needs to leave, it would be better for madrid and for the player themself. like if ur gonna be all prideful can u at least have the stats to show for it?? for example everything mbappe does feels like he does it more for himself and his image rather than for the actual team. it feels like hes always campaigning himself. what pisses me off EVEN MORE is that madrid have spent the last two fucking years burning through managers because the players and the board keep becoming scapegoats instead of confronting the deeper problems. we need to stop looking for ppl to blame bc the problems r coming from multiple different directions.
Real Madrid1 - 0Villarreal
Ref was on a mission today to give out as many cards as possible
Real MadridReal Madrid1 - 0Villarreal
more yellow cards than chances to score, why am I even putting myself through this (one star because my goat diomande finally got his first goal I’m proud of you kid)
Real MadridReal Madrid1 - 0Villarreal
I just wanna say thank you dio and court. Vini man you had it but pulling hair is not ok mate. Mbappe and Jude wanna be ghost!!! ok bro just raining cards
Real MadridReal Madrid1 - 0Villarreal
i asked real madrid to have a normal game
Real MadridReal Madrid1 - 0Villarrealthis ref had a +6.5 cards parley bruh
Augsburg2 - 2Bayern
contributing to climate change so we all die faster
Augsburg2 - 2Bayernbayern and dortmund
Augsburg2 - 2Bayern
pure and utter gimmicks, struggling against augsburg three times in a row, with them losing one😭 sad to see the pattern go but the fastest bundesliga goal in history is an outrageous thing to accomplish in a match like this, especially funny since it wasn’t bayern who broke the record whatsoever.
Bayern MunichAugsburg2 - 2Bayernbayern gimmick today. 5-0 my ass bruh, ref must die cz 4 offsides is crazy work 💔😭🚬
Bayern MunichAugsburg2 - 2Bayern
watched wanting bayern masterclass got whatever the fuck that was
FC Augsburg