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Created August 2026

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Premier League
Liverpool0 - 3Man City
ninth
ninth@ninth
☆☆☆☆☆★★★★★1w ago

EAT MY 114 BANANAS OHHHHH MY FUCKING GOD Everyone was absolutely cooking in the second half but goddamn bro DOKU idk how to write long beautiful shit but you get what i mean OOOOOOOHHHH im gonna cry

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Jérémy Doku
Man City
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Champions League
Galatasaray1 - 4Barcelona
ninth
ninth@ninth
☆☆☆☆☆★★★★★5d ago

The thing is that I thought this would end 1-20. Of course OBVIOUSLY Barcelona would win and im so fucking happy we did. But this game was boring asf it was rly offside vs offside. Maybe its cuz i know how SHIT Gala is it wasnt that interesting to me. Ive got some shit to say about my fuckass club Gala. BOKan aka the Gala coach is such an insufferable lil twat that he likes to just paint the team as "hardworking" in the first half AS per usual and then the team literally fucking dies in the second half bcuz of those bullshit runs that get lost in offsides, stupid thoughtless passes and tackles. Idek anymore seriously. He just enjoys it this way. He thinks the first half is the only time that counts or some shit. How are you gonna take out Batrakov for fucking Lesley, the only braincell in this dead team? I feel really really really Bad for Osimhen but man he really needs to learn what the fuck being offside means. Anyways gn. Oh and also FUCK YOU LEMINA.

Player of the match
Lamine Yamal
Barcelona
14
Premier League
Man City3 - 2Ipswich
ninth
ninth@ninth
☆☆☆☆☆★★★★★1d ago

Jolly lil fucking ref aint ya giving +12

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Erling Haaland
Man City
14

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La Liga
Real Madrid4 - 1Sevilla
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calafiangel
calafiangel@calafiangel
☆☆☆☆☆★★★★★4h ago

FIRST TIME IN AWHILE I HAVENT TRIED TO KMS WHILE WATCHING A RMA GAME NOBODY CAN CHANGE MY MOOD IM HAPPY ASH CANT BE HAPPIER WE ARE SO READY FOR EL CLASICO WATCH OUT (we lowk still getting our ass cooked)

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Kylian Mbappé
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La Liga
Real Madrid4 - 1Sevilla
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sammy
sammy@sammy
☆☆☆☆☆★★★★★4h ago

they beat the divorced allegations 🥹

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La Liga
Real Madrid4 - 1Sevilla
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jup
jup@jup
☆☆☆☆☆★★★★★4h ago

sports is a social construct studied by a greater social experiment called “la liga” and i keep falling into a trap by participating in it

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