Sassuolo1 - 1Milan


another day…another burger☠️👌🍔 except we have one small problem..😱⁉️ we’ve already collected all the BURGERS🍟🖤❤️ buutt what if i told you there was a SECRET menu??🤔💭 you see, if you type in “94minutesofspecializedcardioforEstupinãn” it’ll unlock a WHOLE other secret list of BURGERS😮💨👀✌️ ↓ ↓ ↓ ↓ ↓


Milan
Liverpool0 - 3Man City

3–0 at Anfield and they’re blaming the red like Gravenberch was fucking Gandalf. Doku had so much space he could’ve stopped to reply “omw” and still beaten the defence. Haaland scored, Cherki scored—I was waiting for the fucking kit man to get one. Liverpool fans defend that scoreline harder than their team defended the goal.I would rather walk alone


Man City
Barcelona3 - 0Getafe



it’s starting to feel like gavi isn’t recovering 😂😂😂good gimmick gavi😂😂😂😂😂😂when’s it time to give it up and come home 😂😂

Barcelona
Real Madrid1 - 0Villarreal

Yo vini could you actually play good football and not get a red in less then 30 min. and mbappe could you not be shit and score a chance?
Real Madrid1 - 0Villarreal



Madrid are fucking horrible Courtois is fucking Satan Kyky Stinker Jewd Stinker Chini Red This is the big 3 i was supposed to be scared of btw 👏👏👏


Real Madrid
Real Madrid1 - 0Villarreal

Real Madrid have spent enough money to buy a small country just to play football that could put someone with insomnia to sleep. You’ve got Mbappé, Vinícius, Bellingham and half the world’s supposed superstars, yet the entire team has the chemistry of 11 strangers sharing an Uber. Mbappé runs like a Ferrari but makes decisions like a broken traffic light, Vinícius spends more time auditioning for a Netflix drama than playing football, and Bellingham has mastered the art of disappearing so well that even Google Maps couldn’t locate him. 😭😭 Madrid’s midfield moves the ball with the urgency of a government office on a Friday afternoon. Their attacking patterns look like someone dropped a plate of spaghetti on a tactics board. Mourinho has assembled the footballing Avengers just to produce the most expensive sleeping medication in European history. Watching Madrid build an attack is like watching your grandma type a password with one finger. By the time they create a chance, GTA 7 will have been released. The Bernabéu isn’t even a football stadium anymore, it’s a five-star retirement home with grass in the middle. And the fans have the audacity to call this football heritage 😭😭. Barça are out here playing football that belongs in an art museum while Madrid are producing 90-minute documentaries about the dangers of boredom. They could sign Messi, Ronaldo and prime Pelé tomorrow and somehow still end up passing sideways to Courtois. This isn’t the Galácticos, it’s the GaláctiNOs. A billion-euro squad playing like the Wi-Fi disconnected in the 12th minute. Forget El Clásico, the real rivalry is Real Madrid versus entertainment, and entertainment hasn’t won a single minute. HALA MADRID? MORE LIKE Hasta manana.
Real Madrid1 - 0Villarreal

Make the Villarreal players and coach walk home Vini red tho👀👀👀👀👀

Real Madrid1 - 0Villarreal



mission: get as many yellows as possible.

Barcelona3 - 0Getafe


had to post another review i need the Gordon cele to get the attention it deserves


Barcelona
Barcelona3 - 0Getafe

What a beautiful game of football. Honestly, watching Barça play like this is just unreal. The passing, movement, pressing and the way we completely controlled Getafe was amazing. This is exactly the type of football we want to see from Hansi Flick’s Barcelona. First of all, ANTHONY GORDON. What a player. Not even two minutes into the game and he was already causing problems. The way he took on the defenders before scoring his first Barça goal was ridiculous. He looked so confident every time he got the ball, constantly making runs and creating danger. What a signing he’s turning out to be. Gabriel Jesus also deserves massive credit. Getting his chance to start and immediately showing his quality. His pressing was brilliant, and the way he won the ball back before making it 2-0 was beautiful. The composure to get past the defenders and finish like that was pure class. Lamine Yamal was also cooking as usual. Every time he gets the ball you just expect something to happen. His creativity, dribbling and vision are ridiculous for his age. That delivery to Koundé for the third goal was perfect. He even came close to scoring himself near the end. Rodri was another player who deserves his flowers. The midfield looked so comfortable with him controlling everything. Gavi brought his usual energy and aggression, while Olmo helped keep the attack moving. Even when Pedri and Fermín came on, Barça never lost control. And KOUNDÉ scoring the third? Beautiful. His positioning and finish from Lamine’s cross were brilliant. Eric García was solid defensively and even helped create the opening goal. Gerard Martín and Xavi Espart also did their jobs, while Joan García barely had anything to worry about. The craziest part is that Barça did all this without even needing to go full speed. Getafe spent most of the match defending and still couldn’t stop us. HAMOZZA ABDEL KARIM MINUTTESZS Eight La Liga games, eight wins. 24 points out of 24. This team is genuinely special.


Barcelona
Barcelona3 - 0Getafe


yo Jesus Christ and Gordon


Barcelona
Barcelona3 - 0Getafe



Overall great performance Getafe didnt do shit lmao Shit goal from Gordon Gabi wowzers Yamal 8 rating after that shit first half I love football Yamal come and have me bro you fucking handsome piece of shit YAMALLLLLL DE OROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO


Barcelona
Barcelona3 - 0Getafe


galatasaray, rma y psg esta llamando 😭😂😂😂😭

Barcelona
Barcelona3 - 0Getafe

Anthony gordons first goal well deserved Jules kounde actually played amazing today

Barcelona
Barcelona3 - 0Getafe



Umm okay

Barcelona
Barcelona3 - 0Getafe



spent whole match wishing the commentators would shut up

Barcelona
Barcelona3 - 0Getafe


first goal for my boy❤️


Barcelona
Barcelona3 - 0Getafe



Dani OLMOST doing TIME CELEBRATION to symbolise his TIME at barcelona is OVER?? #manifestation #selldat #OLMOTOBAYERNHEREWEGO!


Barcelona
Argentina3 - 0Benin

7g 10a in 17 wc ko games 6g 12a in 19 ca ko games 2 ca pott 2wc pott Multiple motms and records Thank you messi the greatest international player of all time


Argentina
Argentina3 - 0Benin


no one talk to me, i’m not okay. words can’t even express what i’m feeling right now. i will never be able to see messi play for argentina anymore, none of us will ever see the goat’s face again playing for the national team. every day is one step closer to the inevitable and i can’t fathom it

Argentina
Argentina3 - 0Benin


there aren't enough words in existence to describe my feelings about Messi, so i'll just leave this here.

Argentina
Argentina3 - 0Benin



To the man that made me love this sport. To the man I have idolized since my first ever Barca game. Thank you for everything you have done for us and more importantly to the sport of football. I truly couldn’t imagine a day without watching you on my screen since I first watched you. Until it became a reality. I want to honor you and everything you have done to the world. You’ve provided me light in my darkest of days, you have shown me what determination, dedication and sheer will looks like in a person. No matter the size, no matter the disadvantages, the adversity. You’ve helped me see that it is possible to overcome it all. You showed not only the world, but showed yourself in that you can become the greatest of all lifetimes. You’ve been a great inspiration and a great part of my childhood. You’ve helped me grow and in a way feel like you’ve raised me with your love of football. It’s been an honor to see you play and watch you evolve throughout your career. You’ve helped inspire multiple generations to become great, to have sheer will, and have the capacity to overcome all adversity. Lionel Andres Messi, I want to thank you for everything you’ve accomplished and done for the entire world. May I wish you nothing but blessings and success in the rest of your career. Thank you, Lionel Andres Messi.

Argentina3 - 0Benin


i wish he was a fraud like ronaldo and would just pull a fake retirement announcement on us

Argentina
Argentina3 - 0Benin



football gonna feel this one 💔💔 thank you for everything messi, unmatched legacy i’m already crying

Argentina
Argentina3 - 0Benin



Fuck i cant be nonchalant why is my screen blurry

Argentina
Argentina3 - 0Benin


guys remember when messi retired in 2016 and then came back and won world cup😂😂😂😂 he just gonna do the same thing right? right???😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂


Argentina
Croatia1 - 2Spain


Yamal is so good that his haters boutta have a field day with a game that he created like 3 chances in, and completed like 3 or 4 dribbles Shoutout Perisic, Player of the Match after PEDRI Shoutout Modric for this game, and for motivating Croatia with his comments after the England Incident


Spain
Croatia1 - 2Spain


lamine not scoring in the first 5 mins cant wait for all the comments on how hes washed

Spain
Croatia1 - 2Spain



What a bs match. Felt like I am watching Xavi first year Barca 21/22


Spain
Spain3 - 1Czechia


when the commentator lwk says "fermín torres" so u put him in a top 10 disrepect moment youtube montage along side this entire game because why was it a battle of who could get the most fouls rather than goals

Spain
Spain3 - 1Czechia



4 Goals, Crazy Last 10 Mins but rest of second half was a but boring, Yamal & Rodri masterclass I mean what can I say


Spain
Spain3 - 1Czechia



Ballon d'or 👀


Spain
Spain3 - 1Czechia


wow life is good

Spain
Hungary1 - 0Georgia


Mikautadze, mekvabishvili, kakabadze, dvali.


Hungary
Spain4 - 1Croatia



Lamine show !!

Spain
Spain4 - 1Croatia



Y que fue


Spain
Spain4 - 1Croatia



Yamal 3 G/A, I’m home


Spain
Spain4 - 1Croatia


didnt even have time to load up the game and he alr scored THATS MY GOAT🥹🥹🥹

Spain
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