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@nothazard

Proper stambouliote scouser & probably the only person on Bookd to know Ancient Greek & Latin I hate football

Created September 2026
Premier League
Liverpool0 - 3Man City
ninth 🇵🇸
ninth 🇵🇸@ninth
☆☆☆☆☆★★★★★5h ago

EAT MY 114 BANANAS OHHHHH MY FUCKING GOD Everyone was absolutely cooking in the second half but goddamn bro DOKU idk how to write long beautiful shit but you get what i mean OOOOOOOHHHH im gonna cry

Player of the match
Jérémy Doku
Man City
6
Premier League
Liverpool0 - 3Man City
Wirtz case scenario
Wirtz case scenario@alexanderthegreat
5h ago

First loss with Iraola 💔💔

Player of the match
Víctor Muñoz
Liverpool
11
Premier League
Liverpool0 - 3Man City
ixel
ixel@ixel
☆☆☆☆☆★★★★★5h ago

barcola… MI6 needs you

Player of the match
Jérémy Doku
Man City
Premier League
Liverpool0 - 3Man City
Wirtz of wisdom
Wirtz of wisdom@hugoatekitike
5h ago

They'll end up getting relegated anyways 🙂🥱

Player of the match
Víctor Muñoz
Liverpool
5
Premier League
Liverpool0 - 3Man City
wirtzerupper
wirtzerupper@wirtzerupper
☆☆☆☆☆★★★★★5h ago

a letter to liverpool: 3 weeks. i waited 3 weeks. anticipation and excitement filled my heart, as i thought of all the endless possibilities of the ending to this match. pride filled my veins. my mind was filled with fantasies of szobo kissing the badge after scoring a free kick, a gakpo dagger and isak winner to seal it all off. but that’s not what happened. you couldn’t allow me to live with those thoughts. injury plagued our 3 best players. but it’s okay right? city will be rattled. they’re coming to a locked and loaded anfield. we’ll show them how the league feels about their charges. but we didn’t. first half sold me a dream. delight filled my body. i thought we would do it. despite the injuries we’ve incurred, i though it would work out. then the red came. my silliness took a physical form when the ref showed grav a red. i knew that was the moment i never knew how right i would be. this was fucking embarrassing. we let these cheats score and shoot 3 at anfield. i’ve never seen a team crack under pressure like how you have today. this was an absolute nightmare. you would’ve thought we had 114 the way we broke apart. i am enraged. if i continue to type, i fear i might get banned. my heart is in pieces. my sanity is hanging onto a thread. liverpool, i am distraught.

Player of the match
Jérémy Doku
Man City
16
Premier League
Liverpool0 - 3Man City
ekitikeisthegoat
ekitikeisthegoat@aliza
☆☆☆☆☆★★★★★5h ago

WHEN DOKU SMASHES MACCA IN THE CHEST IT’S OKAY BUT WHEN GRAVENBERCH BARELY TOUCHES DOKU HE GETS A YELLOW BARE IN MIND DOKU DIVED WHAT A COINCIDENCE THIS REF IS FROM MANCHESTER ON MY LIFE THAT WAS NEVER A RED AND OFC THEY START SCORING AFTER CHEATS I HOPE THEY ENJOYED THEIR LAST TIME PLAYING AT ANFIELD

6
Premier League
Liverpool0 - 3Man City
mk
mk@mkk
☆☆☆☆☆★★★★★5h ago

the red card was the 116th charge idc rigged 😢😢

Premier League
Arsenal2 - 1Leeds
Azrael
Azrael@angelofdeath20
1d ago

Leeds were very consistent today but Arsenal just got the best of them. Standouts for the Gunners were Odegaard, Raya, Calafiori and Guimares. Saka and Gyokeres were both really poor today in front of goal. Stach and Tanaka also played exceptionally on the opposing side, with props to James Justin for that great opener. Overall, the tactics are the star for this game as Arteta’s movements after going behind were a real kick up the arse (pun somewhat intended).

Player of the match
David Raya
Arsenal
1
Super Lig
Galatasaray3 - 1Kasımpaşa
katyuşa
katyuşa@karsaavi
☆☆☆☆☆★★★★★2d ago

irfan wallahi i will find you play osimhen WHATEVER IT TAKES I DIDN'T GET ENOUGH POINTS FOR MY FANTASY LEAGUE

Super Lig
Galatasaray3 - 1Kasımpaşa
ninth 🇵🇸
ninth 🇵🇸@ninth
☆☆☆☆☆★★★★★2d ago

Nvm Baris I LOVE you. I missed Osimhen SO FUCKING MUCH he is the tuffest man itw. I'm so so happy to see Batrakov (and leao ig) playing so good. Please sack Okan and let Irfan be the man or somehow get Pep (😂) or Arda Turan already pls lmao im fucking begging you Dursun you bum do something good for once. BUT ANYWAYS IM CRYING LMAOOOO BAHAHAHA WHAT A WIN and thanks Lemina this was GOOD WOHOOOOOO

Player of the match
Barış Yılmaz
Galatasaray
6
Super Lig
Galatasaray3 - 1Kasımpaşa
gök
gök@gok
☆☆☆☆☆★★★★★2d ago

what a roller coaster of feelings i had during this match 😭 we started off good in this match, sadly just couldn't score but then our first goal luckily eventually came. second half though.. when kasimpasa drew, i seriously thought it was over there and i really hadn't had any hope. but then barış OUT OF ALL PLAYERS saved our ass with his goal and then eventually lemina sealed the deal. what a match this was. still, im not that happy with our performance, the fact we almost drew to kasimpasa is really concerning. i don't know how we're gonna keep up with barcelona in the champions league in a few days.

Player of the match
Barış Yılmaz
Galatasaray
1
Super Lig
Galatasaray3 - 1Kasımpaşa
ixel
ixel@ixel
☆☆☆☆☆★★★★★2d ago

BARIS ALPER YILMAZ I LOVE YOU

Player of the match
Barış Yılmaz
Galatasaray
Nations League
Italy3 - 1Türkiye
ixel
ixel@ixel
☆☆☆☆☆★★★★★6d ago

my life would be 10x better without the turkish national team.

Player of the match
Gianluigi Donnarumma
Italy
3
Nations League
Spain3 - 1Czechia
finky
finky@finky
☆☆☆☆☆★★★★★1w ago

fell asleep right before the half, woke up with 5 minutes left in the match and felt like i’d someone been drugged (photo for representation)

Player of the match
Lamine Yamal
Spain
3
Nations League
Croatia0 - 7England
mira
mira@lukamodriccc
☆☆☆☆☆★★★★★1w ago

luka feel free to annihilate everyone single one of your teammates but an england win 👀👀👀

Player of the match
Jude Bellingham
England
2
Nations League
Croatia0 - 7England
raoul
raoul@raoul
☆☆☆☆☆★★★★★1w ago

sorrynotsorry

Player of the match
Jude Bellingham
England
1
Nations League
Belgium3 - 0Türkiye
ninth 🇵🇸
ninth 🇵🇸@ninth
☆☆☆☆☆★★★★★1w ago

Baris and kerem passing to each other is the funniest thing itw Good things about this game: Kdb Scored a brace, Courtois wasnt there. What Montella will say after the loss: "we were amazing we were js unlucky" Turkish commentators getting excited gimmick while the opposition crowd goes "yeaahh yeahhh" THANK YOU BELGIUM UR GONNA BE IN MY PRAYERS IF MONTELLA RESIGNS IN 30 MINS. PLEASE GOD SAVE US FROM THIS MISERY. YA ALLAH PLEASE.

Player of the match
Kevin De Bruyne
Belgium
2
Nations League
Belgium3 - 0Türkiye
kat
kat@lukamos
☆☆☆☆☆★★★★★1w ago

arda güler, blink twice if you need help

Player of the match
Kevin De Bruyne
Belgium
Nations League
Belgium3 - 0Türkiye
gök
gök@gok
☆☆☆☆☆★★★★★1w ago

i had a class test. when i was done, i shouted "TEACHER, I'M TÜRKIYE!" my teacher looked at me and smiled. she knew i was finished.

Player of the match
Kevin De Bruyne
Belgium
15
Nations League
Belgium3 - 0Türkiye
ixel
ixel@ixel
☆☆☆☆☆★★★★★1w ago

watching this team is like an ancient chinese torture method

Player of the match
Kevin De Bruyne
Belgium
1
Nations League
Belgium3 - 0Türkiye
selin
selin@selinv
☆☆☆☆☆★★★★★1w ago

i was going to complain but then i remembered. nations league is NOT real and we all are hallucinating. none of this is real ❤️

Player of the match
Kevin De Bruyne
Belgium
7
Nations League
Belgium3 - 0Türkiye
sim ⊹
sim ⊹@sim
☆☆☆☆☆★★★★★1w ago

I’ve lost all my faith in turkiye. We aren’t gonna win sh*t bro we suck 😭 de bruyne scored some BANGERS tho

Player of the match
Kevin De Bruyne
Belgium
Nations League
Germany2 - 0Serbia
leni ™ 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 🇸🇴
leni ™ 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 🇸🇴@redpill
☆☆☆☆☆★★★★★1w ago

cunty and whatevermade carrying the gimmick gene of Germany ✌️✌️😭😭

Player of the match
Tom Bischof
Germany
10
Nations League
Czechia0 - 2England
wirtzerupper
wirtzerupper@wirtzerupper
1w ago

didn’t watch a single minute, just wanna thank this game for providing some solitude🤍

1
Africa Cup of Nations - Qualification
South Sudan0 - 5Egypt
kit
kit@kitkat
☆☆☆☆☆★★★★★1w ago

marmoush fought with his wife before this ziko is still the goat hamza our KID is so fucking goated everyone’s goated im so fucking happy this is why you shouldn’t do your homework and watch a match

Player of the match
Omar Marmoush
Egypt
4
Nations League
Belgium0 - 1France
wirtzerupper
wirtzerupper@wirtzerupper
☆☆☆☆☆★★★★★1w ago

belgium lost french fry ownership confirmed

Player of the match
Désiré Doué
France
7
Nations League
Türkiye1 - 4Italy
gök
gök@gok
☆☆☆☆☆★★★★★1w ago

nothing to say. this team is full of bums and everyone is washed. im genuinely fucking tweaking and i want to sleep.

Player of the match
Francesco Esposito
Italy
Nations League
Türkiye1 - 4Italy
isi ⭐️⭐️
isi ⭐️⭐️@isilovescats
☆☆☆☆☆★★★★★1w ago

Italy shenanigans monday specials: M.I.L.F (Man I love Francesco pio esposito)🔥 ALSO i have a special guest: let me introduce you to the cat on my profile picture🥹✨

Player of the match
Francesco Esposito
Italy
13