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haaland my goat

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Created September 2026
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13 reviews
La Liga
Betis2 - 5Barcelona
emmi
emmi@nsnw_nx
☆☆☆☆☆★★★★★1d ago

GET YOUR HANDS OF MY DAUGHTERS ILL KILL YOU 🤬🤬🤬🤬also was anyone else constantly confused this game also shoutout @leeya for the updates while i was showering

Player of the match
Pedri
Barcelona
Premier League
Man City3 - 2Ipswich
emmi
emmi@nsnw_nx
☆☆☆☆☆★★★★★1d ago

haaland scoring a hattrick but enzo is still an unlucky lad 😖😖

Player of the match
Erling Haaland
Man City
10
Champions League
Man City2 - 4PSG
emmi
emmi@nsnw_nx
☆☆☆☆☆★★★★★4d ago

ferran don’t miss a penalty challenge go 🤓🤓

Player of the match
Erling Haaland
Man City
1
Champions League
Galatasaray1 - 4Barcelona
emmi
emmi@nsnw_nx
☆☆☆☆☆★★★★★5d ago

i couldn’t watch the match #nyc but goat lia kept me updated and gordon and fermin scored #myboysscored 🥹🥹🥹🥹

2
Premier League
Liverpool0 - 3Man City
emmi
emmi@nsnw_nx
1w ago

couldn’t watch but lia sent me all the goals big shoutout🥳🥳🥳 i think doku had the best goal and cherki had some insane tiki taka going on but haaland existed and scored so he’s player of the match imo 🥶🥶🥶🥶

Player of the match
Erling Haaland
Man City
3
Nations League
France4 - 1Belgium
emmi
emmi@nsnw_nx
☆☆☆☆☆★★★★★1w ago

yo i didnt even watch this game but li cried of happiness so it’s still worth a rating

Player of the match
Michael Olise
France
2
Nations League
England2 - 3Spain
emmi
emmi@nsnw_nx
☆☆☆☆☆★★★★★3w ago

genuinely felt new emotions i didn’t even know existed. had lia as mental support. she was also panicking. also i kinda jinxed the gordon goal

Player of the match
Lamine Yamal
Spain
La Liga
Atletico Madrid2 - 1Real Madrid
emmi
emmi@nsnw_nx
☆☆☆☆☆★★★★★4w ago

STRESSING FOR ATLETICO

Player of the match
Thibaut Courtois
Real Madrid
La Liga
Sevilla1 - 3Barcelona
emmi
emmi@nsnw_nx
☆☆☆☆☆★★★★★4w ago

only 3 goals 😵😵😵

Player of the match
Raphinha
Barcelona