Atletico Madrid2 - 1Real Madrid

Only a kinky psychopath who loves being physically abused would enjoy such football being played.

Atletico Madrid
Sevilla1 - 3Barcelona

Left leg. Right leg. Header. One Man. Raphinia.

Barcelona
Roma2 - 2Inter

Prime italian football is back?

Roma
Brighton3 - 0Arsenal

Arsenal and Tottenham losing at the same day proves my theory of them being the two cheeks of the same ass. #londonlads

Brighton
Tottenham2 - 3Aston Villa
What if instead of tottenham hotspurs we wouldve called it totten-halal hotspuds, and instead of trying to be the best football club in london we actually aim to be the best spuds place in london!

Barcelona7 - 2Racing Santander

Raphinia is not even nominated for the ballon d’or btw. But the numbers will never lie. Rapha you changed my life.

Barcelona
Levante2 - 4Barcelona

Its time we start considering sacking hansi flick. Not only we didnt score 5 goals. But we conceded 2 goals.

Barcelona
Barcelona5 - 1Feyenoord

Rapha is there anything you cant do?

Barcelona
Real Madrid2 - 1Inter

Another failed hatewatch. Intermilan are you only good when ur playing against barca?

Real Madrid
Valencia0 - 5Barcelona

This team is who gal-ass-ticos aspire to be

Barcelona
Athletic Club3 - 0Atletico Madrid

Madrid in shambles Another hatewatch successful

Atletico Madrid
Betis1 - 0Real Madrid

Gal-ass-ticos 😭😭😭 Hatewatch successful

Betis
Barcelona5 - 2Rayo Vallecano

Hello I’m gordon, how may I assist you?

Barcelona
Liverpool2 - 2Nott'm Forest

Idk if Liverpool are shit or nottingham are gonna fight for a ucl position this season

Liverpool
Barcelona2 - 0Athletic Club

Raphinia for 2027-2028 ballon d’or we will be there

Barcelona
Barcelona2 - 1Al Ahly


Barcelona
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