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Inter Miami2 - 2San Diego
I didn’t curse anyone, Miami’s defense is just bad smh
San Diego
Marseille1 - 2PSG
Ferran just keeps on scoring, fair play 😭
PSGMarseille1 - 2PSG
the concept of ferran torres super sub. alright man
PSGMarseille1 - 2PSG
felt like i was playing in the pitch IM TIRED
PSGMarseille1 - 2PSG
first in my bloodline to witness ferran torres drop repeated bangers
PSGMarseille1 - 2PSG
could ferran torres be the first gay republican to win the ballon dor??
PSGMarseille1 - 2PSG
this could have been an email… MOTM : whoever put up with this humiliation ritual (aka the whole chat) additional tags : @qlf @reecify
PSGMarseille1 - 2PSG
the only good thing about this game was the exaggerated random zoom-ins on the benched players + the 10 minutes ferran played well
PSGMarseille1 - 2PSG
BREAKING NEWS: psg finally get a decent game of football since the start of the season and they threaten to play more football after the international break⛔️⛔️⛔️⛔️⚠️⚠️⚠️⚠️⚠️
PSGMarseille1 - 2PSG
literally anyone on that pitch
PSG
Fulham1 - 1Man United
manchester united ruin everything at least spurs are bottom tho 😍😍
Fulham
Atletico Madrid2 - 1Real Madrid
Funeral food be so good I be forgetting who died railroad
Atletico Madrid2 - 1Real Madridreal madrid barely scoring this match 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 could never be my club 💙❤️
Atletico Madrid2 - 1Real Madridhatewatch successful??? real madrid so washed tho
Atletico Madrid
Sevilla1 - 3Barcelona
expected more goals but that raphinha hattrick was more then enough to fix my life
BarcelonaSevilla1 - 3Barcelona
rapha i will give you my first born child i love you
BarcelonaSevilla1 - 3Barcelona𝐋𝐚𝐟𝐥𝐨𝐩𝐭𝐚 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐢𝐬 𝐚 𝐜𝐫𝐲 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐡𝐞𝐥𝐩 : 𝐓𝐇𝐈𝐒 𝐃𝐄𝐅𝐄𝐍𝐒𝐈𝐕𝐄 𝐋𝐈𝐍𝐄 𝐈𝐒 𝐆𝐎𝐍𝐍𝐀 𝐁𝐄 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐃𝐄𝐀𝐓𝐇 𝐎𝐅 𝐔𝐒 𝐀𝐆𝐀𝐈𝐍𝐒𝐓 𝐁𝐈𝐆𝐆𝐄𝐑 𝐓𝐄𝐀𝐌𝐒 I’ve seen some crazy ppl dissing Pedri like he wasn’t amongst the players that saved us during the great Barça recession (2021). OPEN THE FUCKING SCHOOLS WE’RE LOSING THE ANCIENT TEXTS when the goatphinha goal + lamine assist blunt hits 🚬 is this ref allergic to the fucking whistle orr Christensen I’m gonna miss u on the pitch Everyone losing their minds cuz of the score like most teams don’t dream of such a score line (Fofana is such a good player tho)
BarcelonaSevilla1 - 3Barcelonathank god for raphinha
BarcelonaSevilla1 - 3BarcelonaRAPHINHA 2027 BALLON DOR
BarcelonaSevilla1 - 3Barcelona“rate your thoughts” absolutely none bc what tf happened
Barcelona
Brighton3 - 0Arsenal
Simply not Arsenal’s day. Brighton simply looked better. Arteta tried to fix things in the second half, but Brighton scored the third goal fairly soon and Arsenal simply saw no way back. Brighton simply were the better team today and Arsenal had a slip up that all good teams are bound to have.
Brighton
Brighton3 - 0ArsenalAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Tottenham2 - 3Aston Villa
2 goals for spurs is basically a win tbh
Aston VillaTottenham2 - 3Aston VillaI almost feel bad for then 😭😭😭 long day for spurs to decide their goal of the season
Aston VillaTottenham2 - 3Aston VillaNICHOLAS JACKSON THE FLIPPING GOAT OH MY GOOOOOOD WHAT WARRA SCREAMER
Aston Villa
Brentford3 - 0Chelsea"jelsi" "football" "club" frauds. all of them. especially pedro neto. im annoyed so im annoying all of you
Brentford3 - 0Chelsea
BrentfordBrentford3 - 0Chelseachelsea is like watching a trainwreck, cant keep my eyes off it
BrentfordBrentford3 - 0Chelseachelsea so buns bro 😭😭 also igor thiago scoring in a televised game 😍😍
BrentfordBrentford3 - 0ChelseaYOU'RE GETTING STUNG BY THE BEES STUNG BY THE BEES YOU'RE GETTING STUNG BY THE BEES how Chelsea got scammed to sign hendo and welbs is crazy 😭😭 the uncs securing the bag
BrentfordBrentford3 - 0Chelsea
STUNG BY THE BEES‼️‼️‼️🐝🐝🐝🐝🗣🔥🔥🔥 #lifeisagimmick
Brentford
Bayern7 - 0Union Berlin
I don’t even know where to start. The game itself isn’t that important but this still pisses me off so much. I don’t even know why I keep doing this to myself. Every single year I tell myself: “maybe we have a chance to win the Bundesliga this year”, but every single season this team seems to be more unbeatable, it will get to a point where they will win 40 bundesligas in a row. Anytime I see Bayern score a goal and I hear that “yabadabadoo” I genuinely think about just quitting watching this sport. Now about Union Berlin, you are a useless team, I don’t understand how anyone can like this team. How can you be that bad and concede SEVENTEEN goals in your first 4 games, at this point just go straight into the 4th division. Man of the match is the 4th official for only giving 3 minutes extra time for this bs, I don’t think I could’ve watched anymore of this game.
Bayern7 - 0Union BerlinI’m so fucking mad I missed those first 30 glorious min because of my ballet class… like wdym I missed goatsiala opening the score 😞 that Union team NEEDS to be relegated : they’re reheating our nachos with those kits AND they kept fouling like crazy… this ref gotta go to hell, acting blind to the crazy tackles that washed team were doing Anyway OLISEDOR CAMPAIGN STARTING RN IDGAF Whole house scored BUT lucho smh 😀 At least saibari scored ig ! I used to pray for times like this !!! 🤤 @Toni I want to tag more than 10 ppl in my reviews… paying tribute to washed Neymar with this gif 🥹❤️
BayernBayern7 - 0Union Berlin
this rid me of my horrible illness, thank you bayern 🙏 (and musiala goal, we Rejoice)
BayernBayern7 - 0Union Berlinthe kit was serving 2016 galaxy wolf print realness. absolute legends.
BayernBayern7 - 0Union Berlin
OLISE MUSIALA AND DAVIES ALL SHOWED UP THATS MY TRIO DO NOT SEPARATE 🫶🫶🫶 EVEN SAIBARI GOT HIS LICK IN if no one got me i know they got me i love them to death #healings ANDDDDD my beautiful german femboy unc goatkeeper neuer got his clean sheet with Two whole amazing saves wow!!! this is really my life!!!!!!
BayernBarcelona7 - 2Racing Santander
match was so beautiful my phone almost crashed. balde actually got minutes and i couldnt need more than that also adeyemi i deeply apologise about everything negative i said about you.
Barcelona