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Netherlands5 - 1Sweden
Dawg how bad is Tunisia 😭 Potter had me fooled for a min - Crysencio Summerville already best name of all time and really stepping up as a player this year
NetherlandsUSA2 - 0Australia
Freeman scoring on Juneteenth, have some of that you orange fuck - reminder to bookd gang that most of the US (and even more of the football-supporting demographic) hate the regime too 🤝 have a fun game next week US bench players
USA
Türkiye0 - 1Paraguay
This is the Paraguay the US was worried about for the first match, lmao Türkiye
Mexico1 - 0South Korea
South Korea got CONCACAF’d
Brazil3 - 0Haiti
Brazil
Uzbekistan1 - 3Colombia
Colombia a bit wasteful tonight but otherwise look up for it 🇨🇴 Assist of the Month on their 3rd goal, rare to see effort like that
Colombia
Ghana1 - 0Panama
This was a mess lol. Extra half star for introducing some CONCACAF-level nonsense into the tournament
Ghana
England4 - 2Croatia
Crazy how wide-open Kane has been able to get on corners consistently in the past few seasons, his movement timing is cracked
England
France3 - 1Senegal
I didn’t watch this match until the 60th when I got to the hairdresser and they had a tv up on the wall blasting Telemundo. 10/10 haircut
France
Argentina3 - 0Algeria
The buff Messi got by being able to play without pressure after winning Copa and WC is stronger than his aging. Don’t blink this tournament when Argentina play, this man is serving up a Michelin Star final course.
Argentina
Spain0 - 0Cape Verde Islands
Death by 1000 passes per shot at its lowest point in years. You’d genuinely back Morata to score here lmao - scenes for Cabo Verde though awesome stuff defended well
Cape Verde Islands
Ivory Coast1 - 0Ecuador
Deserved 5 goals let alone one. Someone check the crossbar for gravitational wave emission. Both teams lots of positives but Ecuador in a tough spot now with this group
Ivory CoastAustralia2 - 0TürkiyeTurkey were all over Australia in every way except in the ways that mattered most. Counters went crazy, Souttar no fly zone, keeper stood on his head, peak Aussie
AustraliaUSA4 - 1ParaguayI had faith we were gonna do well, but no amount of confidence can prepare you to witness the best ever WC performance your country has ever put out. Stunning attacking football
USA
Qatar1 - 1Switzerland
Least electric atmosphere of the WC by a mile - generational fumble by Switzerland nice by Qatar to steal something there
QatarSouth Korea2 - 1Czechia
Absolutely textbook positive vs negative football on display, both teams flexing their strengths but between Son bias and generally liking attacking football I was pumped for the SK win
South KoreaMexico2 - 0South Africa
Fantastic atmosphere but overall a low quality on display here - Mexico cleared a very low hurdle hopefully SA shake it off and can actually play something resembling football next game
MexicoBrazil1 - 1Morocco
Wonderful first half showing excellent bursts of quality, second half meh
BrazilNetherlands2 - 2Japan
Second half wonderful. The cojones on Japan to score their second with an evenly contested header. Gravenberch was balling
NetherlandsBrazil6 - 2PanamaHow life feels when Brazil’s attack piles on goals (I’m not even a fan):
BrazilUSA3 - 2SenegalPulisic balling out to wash away the Milan form before the WC is invaluable for this team. Defense was sloppy but mostly bench players - overall a pleasant surprise great performance
USA
PSG1 - 1Arsenal
Most cathartic two misses possible 🤭
PSG
West Ham3 - 0Leeds
Inshallah Bowen and Fernandes transfer to tolerable teams. West Ham honestly had a solid end to the season overall - they must have been turbo cheeks before I started watching for the run in RIP I will not miss you
West HamTottenham1 - 0Everton
Palhinha POTS - sign that man permanent ASAP - WE’RE STAYING UP !!!!! Now fire Lange fire Vinai sell a good chunk of the team at a loss idc
Tottenham
Chelsea2 - 1TottenhamTottenham wingers take a first-time .0000001 xG chance or stop for a single second to think challenge (IMPOSSIBLE)
Chelsea
Newcastle3 - 1West HamWest Ham played pretty well if you don’t count the first 20 minutes where they sold so fucking hard for no reason. No wonder Spurs are in a relegation battle with them, it’s like looking in a mirror 😅
NewcastleWest Ham0 - 1ArsenalA thoroughly confusing hate watch
Arsenal
Barcelona2 - 0Real Madrid
Rashford Direct Free Kick feels like a bookend to this wonderful first chapter of English players rediscovering they don’t actually have to play in England
BarcelonaTottenham1 - 1LeedsNo chance Leeds shows up with this intensity against West Ham. They played hard but that was a missed opportunity for us for sure. Chances were there but no sauce in the final third. Kinsky mentality monster
Tottenham
Wolves0 - 1TottenhamLook at what it cost Tottenham Hotspur to win their first league match of the year 😖 Palhinha genuinely in with a shout for POTS
Tottenham
Man United3 - 2Liverpool
Liverpool are off - I think they just have too many question marks after this season it seems they’re already thinking about. Carrick is the guy tbf
Man UnitedPSG5 - 4Bayern
PSG
Aston Villa1 - 2TottenhamNot only was the effort massively improved, but things the players tried just WORKED today. Confidence is returning. Whole midfield MOTM - Palhinha and Gallagher hunting on either side of Bentancur’s composure is a lovely watch
TottenhamTottenham2 - 2Brighton
Xavi my boy, Bentancur visibly improved midfield, Danso uncharacteristic error to ruin it. My highlight? Gallagher pressing like mad ALL game, no help - subbed out for Chadvall who within seconds presses, gets the ball and an assist 😆
Tottenham
Sunderland1 - 0TottenhamIf you can’t laugh, you’ll cry
SunderlandMan United3 - 2TottenhamI remember being acutely hungover for this one. We thoroughly outplayed them all game but Ronaldo solo’d us I was so blown. Great game though
Man UnitedPSG5 - 3TottenhamGreat watch, Vitinha diff
PSG
Brentford0 - 0TottenhamHad a non-fan friend in town visiting who had the misfortune of watching this one with me. Safe to say it’ll be years before they watch another game.
Bournemouth3 - 2TottenhamFun game, we suck, Semenyo kiss of death before scoring on us again with City a few weeks later