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๐ง๐ฎ ๐จ๐ฆ|| whipping up happiness and joy she / her || black asl visca barรงa visca catalunya hoโค๏ธ๐
Sevilla1 - 3Barcelona
OH CAPTAIN MY CAPTAIN
BarcelonaSevilla1 - 3Barcelona
Raphinha does not play football. He has not played football for three years. He has no interest in it. He is above it. Instead, he has wandered the streets of Barcelona, just being Raphinha. It is more than enough. Existence is enough. Raphinha is enough. Sometimes he goes to a cafe and has a coffee. Sometimes he has a coffee and a cigarette. Sometimes he has a coffee and a cigarette and a think. Shall I have another cigarette after this cigarette, he wonders. Maybe, maybe. Should I ask the waitress to top up my coffee? Perhaps...but what is coffee? And why is waitress? There are no answers. There are no questions. So no coffee for Raphinha. Existence is enough. He lights another cigarette. Hmm, mouth's a bit dry with all this smoking, he notes. I could do with something to wash this cig down. Raphinha is a performance artist. He is a serious man. He makes Eric Cantona look like Michael McIntyre. A couple of times during his stay in Barcelona he has staged situationist happenings. On one occasion, he sauntered down a length of turf at the Camp Nou and nonchalantly kicked a ball into a net against Racing Santander. Another time, he hovered above the turf and guided a ball into a net against Madrid. You would know these artistic stunts as "goals". Raphinha is aware they are known as "goals", too, but he also knows they are not goals. They are his interpretations of goals, via the medium of goals. Football fans may consider them goals if they wish, but they are pigs. To Raphinha, these goals, which are not goals, are studies of time, space, energy, humanity. They are his philosophic digressions, poems, novels.
Barcelona
Bournemouth0 - 1Liverpool
WE SURVIVED THE BERMUDA TRIANGLE WE WINNING IT ALLโผ๏ธโผ๏ธ๐ค๐ป๐ค๐ป๐ง๐ปโโ๏ธ๐ง๐ปโโ๏ธ
LiverpoolBournemouth0 - 1Liverpool
WE ARE GONNA WIN IT ALL โค๏ธโ๐ฉน #INVINCIBLE #YNWA BERMUDA TRIANGLE THEY SAID ๐คฃ
LiverpoolBournemouth0 - 1Liverpool
canโt defeat us ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐
LiverpoolBournemouth0 - 1Liverpool
we stay unbeaten
LiverpoolBournemouth0 - 1Liverpool
Standard.
LiverpoolBournemouth0 - 1Liverpool
life when tottenham, chelsea and arsenal all lose and ur team wins #invincibles #undefeated
LiverpoolBournemouth0 - 1Liverpool
Find the difference โค๏ธโ๐ฉน
LiverpoolBarcelona7 - 2Racing Santander
NOW LAPORTA AT LEAST YOU GOT TO SEE WHY WE WERE BEGGING FOR NEW DEFENSIVE ADDITIONS NOW no way we had to resort to pen farming and dives at some point omgโฆ flick making everyone on that bench get some minutes today (weโre out there complaining abt our defense but the Santander one genuinely is hell wth) Adeyemiโฆ ๐ญ
Barcelona
Elche2 - 3Real Madrid
unsuccessful hate watch
Sevilla1 - 3Barcelona๐๐๐๐ฅ๐จ๐ฉ๐ญ๐ ๐ญ๐ก๐ข๐ฌ ๐ข๐ฌ ๐ ๐๐ซ๐ฒ ๐๐จ๐ซ ๐ก๐๐ฅ๐ฉ : ๐๐๐๐ ๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐ ๐๐ ๐๐๐๐๐ ๐๐ ๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐๐ ๐๐ ๐๐ ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐๐ Iโve seen some crazy ppl dissing Pedri like he wasnโt amongst the players that saved us during the great Barรงa recession (2021). OPEN THE FUCKING SCHOOLS WEโRE LOSING THE ANCIENT TEXTS when the goatphinha goal + lamine assist blunt hits ๐ฌ is this ref allergic to the fucking whistle orr Christensen Iโm gonna miss u on the pitch Everyone losing their minds cuz of the score like most teams donโt dream of such a score line (Fofana is such a good player tho)
Barcelona
Brighton3 - 0Arsenal
i think they gave us an international break to get over this MESS of a game
Sevilla1 - 3Barcelona
thank god for raphinha
BarcelonaSevilla1 - 3Barcelona
IโM SUPPOSED TO GO 3 WEEKS WITHOUT BARรA BALL?????
BarcelonaSevilla1 - 3Barcelona
Have to wait 3 weeks to watch Barca again๐
BarcelonaBarcelona7 - 2Racing Santander
#RAPHINHABALLONDOR2027 really tho it makes my night to just see my team perform and do what they love at an exceptional level. hansi flick you spoil us too much but the way youโve transformed our players to build such a harmonious team just makes me feel like we can take over the footballing world. so happy lamine got his goal after a show in the rain and ever player had a great game! raphinha stepping up as our goalscorer is phenomenal. adeyemi just powering on with unlimited energy really earned a motm for me because that determination is what deserves to be applauded. tho we conceded, our defense stood on it today that i couldnโt care less about the two scored. even gabriel jesus scored a great goal. this is THE life after ferran torres
Barcelona
Man United0 - 1Man City
the commentator kept calling haaland 'oso blanco', which means 'white bear', and tbh I think thats so cute ๐ญ
Man City
PSG6 - 1Slovan Bratislava
Shat on Ferran so much last time around that he went and scored not one, not two but THREE goals...had to rub it in, that cheeky bugger
PSGPSG6 - 1Slovan Bratislava
ngas get ONE ballon dโor nomination and start performing miracles
PSGBarcelona5 - 2Rayo Vallecano
BarcelonaElche0 - 5Barcelona
No way he just put in that Barcelona reference in there. Yeah, man, my barca fans- My barca fans are gonna- Man, I love this- this- this reference. Suarez! Neymar! Visca el Barรงa, visca Catalunya! Man, Messi. Wha- Wha- Wha- What do they say? Visca Barca. Man, I shou- I should do commentating for Barca games, like the bosnian dub version in the future. Messi sensei.
BarcelonaElche0 - 5Barcelona
raphinha brace, adeyemi goal, gordon with two assists and ferminator brace. we are so back barรงa nayshun ๐ญ
BarcelonaBarcelona5 - 1Feyenoord
RAPHINHA ARE YOU MAD ๐ญ๐ญ
Barcelona
Levante2 - 4BarcelonaBetter to make these mistakes now rather than later with a bigger clubโฆ#Brightside?
Barcelona
Valencia0 - 5Barcelona
rodri better drop a public apology with tears for beating up eric garcia
