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delusional jarrod bowen propagandist
Created August 2026
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Swansea v West Ham
ELC · 17 Oct 2026
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sure whatever just get us out of here
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Everton v Chelsea
PL · 17 Oct 2026
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branthwaite spent a good 10 minutes wondering if he'd actually just murdered emi martinez
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Fiorentina v West Ham
ECL · 7 Jun 2023
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changed our broke ass lives before they got ruined again
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