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elias

@xenoli

delusional jarrod bowen propagandist

Created August 2026
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Championship
Swansea0 - 1West Ham
elias
elias@xenoli
☆☆☆☆☆★★★★★21h ago

sure whatever just get us out of here

Player of the match
Mohamadou Kanté
West Ham
Premier League
Everton0 - 2Chelsea
elias
elias@xenoli
☆☆☆☆☆★★★★★21h ago

branthwaite spent a good 10 minutes wondering if he'd actually just murdered emi martinez

Player of the match
Pedro Neto
Chelsea
Conference League
Fiorentina1 - 2West Ham
elias
elias@xenoli
☆☆☆☆☆★★★★★21h ago

changed our broke ass lives before they got ruined again

Player of the match
Jarrod Bowen
West Ham
Premier League
Arsenal2 - 1Leeds
elias
elias@xenoli
☆☆☆☆☆★★★★★1w ago

every arsenal fan should thank a hammer for dec every single game they play

Player of the match
Declan Rice
Arsenal
Nations League
Czechia0 - 2England
elias
elias@xenoli
☆☆☆☆☆★★★★★2w ago

how are we genuinely shit and genuinely good at the same time fml

Player of the match
Anthony Gordon
England
Friendlies
Australia1 - 1Brazil
elias
elias@xenoli
☆☆☆☆☆★★★★★3w ago

welcome to the lucas herrington penitentiary

Player of the match
Lucas Herrington
Hull City
Nations League
England2 - 3Spain
elias
elias@xenoli
☆☆☆☆☆★★★★★3w ago

guehi already playing championship football ❤️

Player of the match
Anthony Gordon
England
Championship
Millwall2 - 2West Ham
elias
elias@xenoli
☆☆☆☆☆★★★★★3w ago

mavropanos destroys the team and makes them who they are at the same time

Player of the match
Mohamadou Kanté
West Ham
Premier League
Newcastle2 - 2Bournemouth
elias
elias@xenoli
☆☆☆☆☆★★★★★5 Sept 2026

why did that newcastle manager always look like he was about to cry good lord

World Cup
Mexico2 - 3England
elias
elias@xenoli
☆☆☆☆☆★★★★★30 Aug 2026

yer my wonderwaaaalll

Player of the match
Jude Bellingham
England
World Cup
USA1 - 4Belgium
elias
elias@xenoli
☆☆☆☆☆★★★★★30 Aug 2026

props to balogun for upholding his suspension on the pitch

Player of the match
Charles De Ketelaere
Belgium
World Cup
England1 - 2Argentina
elias
elias@xenoli
☆☆☆☆☆★★★★★30 Aug 2026

fucking hate this team sometimes

Player of the match
Anthony Gordon
England
World Cup
France4 - 6England
elias
elias@xenoli
☆☆☆☆☆★★★★★30 Aug 2026

just some bullshit really

Player of the match
Bukayo Saka
England
World Cup
Spain1 - 0Argentina
elias
elias@xenoli
☆☆☆☆☆★★★★★30 Aug 2026

will never forget that little chirpy twat getting sent off

Player of the match
Emiliano Martínez
Argentina
Premier League
Fulham2 - 3Chelsea
elias
elias@xenoli
☆☆☆☆☆★★★★★30 Aug 2026

that chelsea front 3 looking sexy af im ngl

Player of the match
Cole Palmer
Chelsea
Carabao Cup
Southampton1 - 4West Ham
elias
elias@xenoli
☆☆☆☆☆★★★★★30 Aug 2026

watch them flog us in the championship anyway

Player of the match
Joshua Ajala
West Ham
Bundesliga
Bayern5 - 1Stuttgart
elias
elias@xenoli
☆☆☆☆☆★★★★★30 Aug 2026

havent watched kane score an open play goal since dr congo... cmon brotha

Player of the match
Joshua Kimmich
Bayern