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Iran
Good match. I sent a $3500 USD wise transfer which has been blocked due to the fact that I wrote the word "bam" in the description. Wise's system automatically flagged this as relating to the city of Bam, Iran, and froze my account. @alf can vouch for the innocence of the message I sent - there was no possible way to misconstrue what I said as relating to Iran. I am currently undergoing the appeals process. I hope my account and the funds contained within are reinstated soon. I predicted 1-1 then changed to 0-0 last minute. I believe the word used that would be used to refer to me in the United Kingdom would be "bellend", although I'm not certain. Thank you for your time.
Egypt
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Would you send the money to me
@dylan I would love to however unfortunately my wise account is locked.
@harris Well when you have that sorted let me know and I can take the money for you.
@dylan Appreciate it Dylan❤️
@harris Yeah anytime. Just let me know if you get your account unlocked and send it over 👍🏻
@dylan Hold on son… UCL attendee has to have more bob than a lowly boy from the somerstown and buckland ghetto
@alf It’s not about need it’s about want. And I love money more than at least half my family unfortch so it’s mine. First come first serve too.
@alf Attending a champions league match isn't that expensive European ticket prices are very reasonable Follow @dylan for more UCL content👍
@harris Yeah and btw grew up on the lowly ghetto streets of West Oxfordshire and South Devon. So I actually need it.
@dylan Googled West Oxfordshire and the first thing I see is a legitimate castle. 2nd thing I see is another castle, but this one with 2 rhinoceroses grazing outside. Whimsical.
@harris Yeah those rhinos are no joke. Fucking killed my mate Colin in Year 7. Tough place to grow up.
@dylan #colinoscopy
“Swatch x3 mind slide x5 bird bird bird bird is the word bam bam bam bam bam bam bird bird surfinnnnnn birddddddddddd”
@alf This was in fact the message. It is a reference to the song "surfin' bird".