Listen here Flick, I don't want any of this close games stuff, especially what was on display in the first half. That's something other useless teams can do when they're not shivering thinking about their upcoming game against Barcelona. What I want is domination. I'm talking full on, watermelon-in-the-thighs level carnage. I want Raphinha to blast three every game, effortlessly scoring goal after goal and changing the pronouns of every opposition goalie from he/him to please/stop. I want Yamal to rack up G/A with such consistency that Laporta will be hospitalized for prolonged smiling, pleasure and happiness. I want the Barca midfield to pass around the opposition in such a way that it will trigger PTSD in every opposition fan watching it on TV. I want to tell Pedri that the opposition insulted Ferran and watch what is added to the Geneva convention afterwards. I want Gordon to annihilate the opposition right back in 4 minutes and wish he did the same to me. No close games, just domination.