we’ve actually lost the league and pep is actually leaving who is phil supposed to run to after scoring screamers like the one away at dortmund on that quarterfinal night who is cherki supposed to annoy with his dumb little mid-game juggles we’ve actually lost the league and bernardo is leaving who is supposed to be dragged around the city football academy who is supposed to run to the fans screaming and kissing the badge after cherki scores a beauty who is supposed to score last-minute goals and make van dijk look silly against liverpool we’ve actually lost the league and stonesy is leaving who is supposed to clear the ball off the goal line against liverpool to win us leagues who is supposed to do silly little dances in the changing room after winning trophies who is supposed to recreate those champions league performances where he inverted into midfield and outplayed europe’s best midfielders as a centre back