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Inter Miami
7 - 1MLS · 29 Aug 2026
Montreal
Jackie
Jackie@jackattack425
☆☆☆☆☆★★★★★3d ago

icl, it was tough seeing Miami struggling at the beginning - even saw some folks in the chat calling this match boring (i know who you are 😈); but once Messi scored his first goal, i knew it was their time to lock the F- in and it was spectacular to see, or ‘le spectacle’ as the French commentators called it! 4 F-ING GOALS… ahhhhh! the GOAT never lost it! ⚽️⚽️⚽️⚽️ p.s. the GK for Montréal 🫦 👀 looks like i found myself a new club to follow 🤭 (btw, Sabrina Carpenter gif is only for this anecdote).

Player of the match
Lionel Messi
Inter Miami
21

Comments

aadil
aadil@aadil2d ago

MESSIIII

kittie
kittie@kittie3d ago

The match was boring bro i went to sleep and woke up to 7-1😭

Jackie
Jackie@jackattack4252d ago

@kittie no worries mate, it’s just any miami match can quite unpredictable 🥲

Tony
Tony@tymo._3d ago

ah fucc man missed a masterclass from the goat 😔😔

Jackie
Jackie@jackattack4253d ago

@tymo._ dw mate, the goat still has it with him and will definitely have more moments like this!

Tony
Tony@tymo._3d ago(edited)

@jackattack425

sofifi
sofifi@sofifiaculer3d ago

Fuck I’m so mad I had to go to sleep, I missed my goat’s good game 💔💔💔 Awesome review, Jackie!!

Jackie
Jackie@jackattack4253d ago

@sofifiaculer thank you sofifi! and dw, i’m pretty sure he’ll have more games like this soon! ❤️‍🩹

Jogo
Jogo@jogo3d ago

So you see, that's where the trouble began. That smile. That damned smile. Those lips 🫦. That hand gesture. I can't say when it started, but I knew at that exact moment she was special. That Sabrina Carpenter gif ufff ❤️

Jackie
Jackie@jackattack4253d ago

@jogo ughh i know, my favourite gif ever 😍😍

t
t@taha3d ago

@jackattack425 what the hell have i stumbled upon

christina
christina@christinaa3d ago

LMAO GK MENTION, love this review, watching intermiami is always either the best or worst day of your life, cards landed in our favor today 😏

Jackie
Jackie@jackattack4253d ago

@christinaa thanks girl! after their last several matches, miami definitely needed this 🥲💗

Jackie
Jackie@jackattack4253d ago

@christinaa also, that GK is sooo hot, i had to mention him 😍😍 Thomas Gillier, oh mon cœur !

christina
christina@christinaa3d ago

@jackattack425 Oh Canada oh Canada ! (He’s lucky he’s pretty)

Jackie
Jackie@jackattack4253d ago

@christinaa fr, there’s absolutely no way i’m willing to watch a loser club if it weren’t for their pretty players 😍😍😍 (ALLEZ MONTREAL ! )

Jackie
Jackie@jackattack4253d ago

@christinaa also, i just found out he’s on loan from Bologna, so FORZA BOLOGNA !

christina
christina@christinaa3d ago

@jackattack425 Suddenly I yell FORZAAAA!

Jackie
Jackie@jackattack4253d ago

now tagging: @rezuzu @mudkipz_101 @jogo

Ashley
Ashley@cinemashes3d ago

miami may be shite at times, but we’re definitely not boring 😭 I see the fake miami viewers cause I was here from day one 😭

Jackie
Jackie@jackattack4253d ago(edited)

@cinemashes yeah, they were either larpers or messi haters - boring is such an absurd term to use 🥱

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