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I'm not gay but I want to live in a log cabin in the woods with Zion Suzuki. We won't ever have sex, but there will be a simmering erotic undercurrent as I stand in the kitchen window watching him tighten his ass as he chops wood, shirtless, sweat pouring off his body. I'll run upstairs and masturbate, the entire time forcing myself to think of women while my thoughts drift back to Zion Suzuki. I won't be able to climax and I'll eventually go back downstairs, angry. Sometimes we will look across the table and catch each other's eyes, and in that second, anything is possible, but we both deny ourselves and go back to what we were doing. One day one of us will die, and the other will bury him outside the log cabin. Then he'll go inside, pen a brief missive to his departed friend, and commit suicide, never able to deal with life without his one true platonic love.
Aston Villa
WE SCORED GOALS!!!! I LOVE YOU ZION SUZUKI!!!! JOAO GOMES NEVER STOPS RUNNING!!!! I'M SORRY NIC JACKSON OOOOHHHH I AM FOR REAALLLLL!!! PAU IS THE SPANISH BECKENBAUER!!!!
Aston Villa
Zion suzuki, you have changed my life completely
Aston Villa
Nico Jackson so sigma 🐱🐱
Aston Villa
I've been tagged in a lot of reviews! Sorry if I miss anyone Super John McGinn as usual being a beast in Europe!
Aston Villa
Villa scored!! Three times even!!! The Jackson hatetrain will be stopped this year, I really do think he can get going under Emery. Pau Torres was incredible today too, two assists too to make it better. Club Brugge wasnt bad though, except Sommer lmao, but honestly Villa couldve scored more too.
Aston Villa
In Bruges achieves the very difficult task of being both hilariously funny and tragically sad. This is a combination that director Martin McDonagh and stars Colin Farrell and Brendan Gleeson perfected in The Banshees of Inisherin, but the formula came from this film. Our two protagonists both contrast and mirror each other in their outlook on life. Farrell feels the emotional weight of his life as a hitman. It’s something he’s good at but he struggles greatly with the morality of his work and who gets caught in the crossfire. Gleeson has a more melancholic feel about his performance; he’s blocked out the emotions of it all a long time ago and does his job without complaint. He still feels, just not enough to care. This film asks the intriguing moral questions of if we can truly change, and whether it is our actions or how we feel about our actions that defines if we are a good or bad person. Despite the underlying sadness and deep philosophical nature of In Bruges, the film is very funny, with the American tourists, Farrell’s dwarf theory and Ralph Fiennes’ destruction of a telephone all providing genuine laughs. I would definitely recommend it, especially if you enjoyed Banshees. A wonderful piece of Irish storytelling. I would also recommend The Guard, also starring Brendan Gleeson, and Don Cheadle, which is another hilarious Irish film. Fun fact - The Guard is actually directed by Martin McDonagh’s brother John. Another funny Irish one I’d suggest is The Young Offenders. They made it into a TV series after which is still going despite the actors being in their 30s, but the movie is better. Fun fact - The actress who plays the woman at the hardware shop appears in the current season of The Traitors Ireland. Follow for more film reviews and fun facts.
Aston Villa
great ebening for villans, emery might collect another european trophy this season
Aston Villa
Garnacho’s usual performance
Club Brugge KV
Right before this match, saw some guy saying that Villa has yet to score a goal in the league and asking how anyone expects them to beat Club Brugge. Some people need their mics taken away. 🤦♂️
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Match info
- Competition
- Champions League
- Round
- MD1
- Date
- 8 Sept 2026
- Kick-off
- 16:45
- Venue
- Jan Breydel Stadion
- Referee
- S. Scharer
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