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Aston Villa
I'm not gay but I want to live in a log cabin in the woods with Zion Suzuki. We won't ever have sex, but there will be a simmering erotic undercurrent as I stand in the kitchen window watching him tighten his ass as he chops wood, shirtless, sweat pouring off his body. I'll run upstairs and masturbate, the entire time forcing myself to think of women while my thoughts drift back to Zion Suzuki. I won't be able to climax and I'll eventually go back downstairs, angry. Sometimes we will look across the table and catch each other's eyes, and in that second, anything is possible, but we both deny ourselves and go back to what we were doing. One day one of us will die, and the other will bury him outside the log cabin. Then he'll go inside, pen a brief missive to his departed friend, and commit suicide, never able to deal with life without his one true platonic love.
Aston Villa
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Comments
write a fanfiction bro you'll find the money
I’ll pay you to delete this
Nah cause I get called freaky for some minor shit but this is some diddy level of freak
@cinemashes genuinely no one can ever chat to you about freakiness anymore
@taha Gotta respect OG freaky unc 😤
midgetlover you crazy dog!
bloody fuckin hell mate but hey cant blame u lowk…
fairs mate
Genuinely wtf have I just read
yeah i guess so bro
Not a single player in this world can be THAT good bro 😭😭
I’ve had a Long day midge
midge, i am now seriously questioning my life choices after reading this fanfic 😭
getting this tattooed on my back this writing is fire
Mans on the app never heard of a copypasta apparently I'm on your side for once
@harris you have no idea how much i love you for this Harriscat!
@harris Its better to pretend he spent his time actually writing this
Alrighty time to delete bookd
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
???? Midge
@eliz
@olivia is this a bannable offense?
@ernad
@ernad i thought it was removable toni said a warning was enough
@ernad Toni the goat
@olivia send my thanks and love to Toni
did you read this and think it was a good idea? 😭
This is the funniest thing I’ve read on this app 😭😭😭
Took words out of my mouth!
i just want you to know that you’re unequivocally the worst user on this app
@sammy thank you :(
@sammy
@sammy GENUINELY BURST OUT LAUGHING
@sammy had to search that word up ngl. just say indubitably or smth next time 💔💔💔
But you called me crazy
I think…you have some exploring to do brother. It’s okay we’ll still accept you
@ernad NOSTRADAMUS! NOSTRADAMUS!
sorry but i’m not liking
@taha
@theolovesvilla I reread this back as I liked from just seeing Suzuki 😭
FUCKING BLOODY HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU
@lequarante.neuf 😭😭😭
@lequarante.neuf He's brown like Dylan
@lequarante.neuf Suzuki made me feel things today
@ernad I heard
@lequarante.neuf Bosnian Guy Orders a Baguette in Perfect French, Shocks Patrons and Staff