
Heidenheim2 - 4Bayern



Job done but Bambi should not play until he gets a thorough evaluation and diagnosis.

Bayern Munich
Fiorentina4 - 1Benevento



Didn’t see the 2nd half but Violas win so that means something good

Fiorentina
PSG2 - 1Aston Villa


Yeah! Football!

Zeljeznicar Sarajevo2 - 1BSK Banja Luka



ŽeljezniVAR? Anyway we will be 5th on table again I can already tell
France4 - 6England



Taha cuck joke chat, France comeback gimmick, Saka hat trick, Hey Jude 😭 dude im for sure not watching that shit tomorrow wtf

England
Karpaty4 - 0Zeljeznicar Sarajevo



Yeah man it’s gonna be a season
England1 - 2Argentina



At least that means I don’t have to watch the final 🤣
France0 - 2Spain



France stinker, what a game to have collective brain damage lol. Can’t say I’m gonna watch the final if it’s Spain Argentina 😪

Spain
Argentina3 - 1Switzerland



Props to Switzerland for being so committed to the “go really deep in the WC then lose after dropping a huge stinker” gimmick

Switzerland
Norway1 - 2England



Shit vs piss fighting in the bowl

England
Spain2 - 1Belgium



Spain ball is just kinda boring this year

Spain
France2 - 0Morocco



Morocco is so ass no wonder they had to email someone about the AFCON final.

France
Switzerland0 - 0Colombia



One of the games of all time, but Switzerlands GK catching the ball during PKs then doing tricks was lowkey Aura sorry

Switzerland
Argentina3 - 2Egypt



VAR going back to the time of King Tut to disallow a goal, what a game for the referee lad
USA1 - 4Belgium



GENERATIONAL HATEWATCH

Belgium
Portugal0 - 1Spain



Haha Portugal

Portugal
Mexico2 - 3England



What a game, man. Azteca altitude gimmick get that off my head lad please.

England
Brazil1 - 2Norway



Score line is closer than the real game was, Norway dominated these bums and needed a consolation pen and real pen (not converted) to win. Why did they even call up Neymar bro had negative minutes?

Norway
Paraguay0 - 1France



Shit match but Paraguay is finally gone so yippee !!


France
Canada0 - 3Morocco



Goodbye Canada and Jonathan Dv4d, you should’ve played harder to knock out da rapist

Morocco
Colombia1 - 0Ghana



Happy for Colombia but damn it was boring im sorry

Colombia
Argentina3 - 2Cape Verde Islands



Idk I guess it was a good game but there’s a lot of bad refereeing and I feel like we mostly avoided that in group stages…


Cape Verde Islands
Switzerland2 - 0Algeria



Meh! But Luca is playing so horrible man.

Switzerland
Spain3 - 0Austria



Austria gone ✅ Ferran stinker even when his team is winning easily ✅ Oh yeah Cucurella and Oyarzabal somehow being the only two cooking it up is crazy to me

Spain
Belgium3 - 2Senegal



Senegal got robbed bro let’s be fr

Belgium
England2 - 1Congo DR



“I’ll do it myself then”

England
Mexico2 - 0Ecuador



Gonna start two challenges for these teams: 1. Mexico don’t clear the bench every challenge that goes against you challenge and 2. Ecuador do literally anything challenge

Mexico
France3 - 0Sweden



Another expected result and also the star boy shining again. Idk who’s gonna stop this team unfortunately.

France
Ivory Coast1 - 2Norway



Expected result but Norway struggled a bit more than I thought. Ivory Coast is a stronger team than people give credit for to be fair.

Norway
Netherlands1 - 1Morocco



All WC managers are going to sub out Arsenal players before they take PKs atp

Netherlands
Germany1 - 1Paraguay



Leroy Statué 80 mins ✅ Kimmich out of position every single game ✅ Sub out Undav after snubbing all game ✅ Play a recovering youngster every game ✅ Boring ass game saved by interesting pens, but the result really never mattered since France was whooping either teams ass. Please get rid of this moron Nagelsmann.

Germany
Algeria3 - 3Austria



Fuck both of these teams and especially Fuck Algeria for just passing the ball for 10 minutes
Colombia0 - 0Portugal



Do you believe VAR offsides? I don’t. Also this match was boring!

Croatia2 - 1Ghana



Glad Croatia qualify but neither of these teams inspire. This whole group is lowkey screwed.

Croatia
Uruguay0 - 1Spain



Uruguay so bad they make Spain look good 😭

Uruguay
Türkiye3 - 2USA



USA going to go down as the only team to lose to this dogshit Turkey 😂

Türkiye
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