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Alasdair

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Created June 2026
Nations League
FYR Macedonia0 - 2Scotland
Alf
Alf@alf
☆☆☆☆☆★★★★★4d ago

My 3 star review of North Macedonia 0 - 2 Scotland, with Scotland midfielder Super John McGinn selected as player of the match. by @alf, age 20

Player of the match
John McGinn
Scotland
5
Nations League
Scotland0 - 3Switzerland
scar
scar@scartinelli
☆☆☆☆☆★★★★★1w ago

actually think we played quite well despite having 10 men for 80 minutes, hendry just a stupid stupid tackle. pocognoli just won’t bring on mcpake bro and he’s such a good player im annoyed

Player of the match
Angus Gunn
Scotland
3
Nations League
England2 - 3Spain
Eden
Eden@edenic
☆☆☆☆☆★★★★★1w ago

Yeah they literally said champions of world you'll never sing that I love you Anthony Gordon

Player of the match
Anthony Gordon
England
Nations League
England2 - 3Spain
Azrael
Azrael@angelofdeath20
1w ago

Today I feel Spanish

Player of the match
Pau Cubarsí
Spain
3
Nations League
Slovenia0 - 0Scotland
Ernad
Ernad@ernad
☆☆☆☆☆★★★★★1w ago

What's a scottish virgins worst fear? Tha-LASS-ophobia!!😂😂😂

Player of the match
Jan Oblak
Slovenia
NWSL Women
NJ/NY Gotham3 - 1Chicago Red Stars
scar
scar@scartinelli
☆☆☆☆☆★★★★★1w ago

EXACT PREDICTION IN THE DYING MINUTES I LOVE YOU CHICAGO

Player of the match
Jaedyn Shaw
NJ/NY Gotham
1
Premier League
Bournemouth0 - 1Liverpool
raoul
raoul@raoul
☆☆☆☆☆★★★★★2w ago

Turned my tv off to try and will something to happen for the good of chat and it actually worked

Player of the match
Treymaurice Nyoni
Liverpool
4
Carabao Cup
Liverpool3 - 1Tottenham
Jackie
Jackie@jackattack425
☆☆☆☆☆★★★★★3w ago

erm… i’m sorry to anyone who are spurs fans ! 🫂🤭

Player of the match
Alexis Allister
Liverpool
10
Carabao Cup
Liverpool3 - 1Tottenham
rafadinho forlahm
rafadinho forlahm@rafadinhoforlahm
☆☆☆☆☆★★★★★3w ago

I’d be worried if I was a Spurs fan. Yeah they got a goal back, but most of their threats came from set-piece situations. You can’t be paying De Zerbi this much and spending the GDP of a small country to play like Nuno’s West Ham at Anfield. Fernandes improves the team overall, but Tel and Marmoush are some of the worst footballers I’ve seen play the game. For the neutral, class game. Rain, under the lights, Spurs are Spurs, and a screamer from the Liverpool #8. For Liverpool, the concern comes from the fact that you have an asset like Gravenberch rotting on your bench. He doesn’t even look Liga de Acenso MX standard. Szoboszlai keeps being the worst and best player, so he’s worth keeping around. The McConnell and Koumas two-man showed the movement of two kids who were taught by Klopp, and I hope we see them in the league soon. Macca was a class above everyone on the pitch, and I felt like the result was never in doubt as long as he stayed on. Top 10 CMs in the world for me. Renew his deal. Also, average Mama game:

Player of the match
Alexis Allister
Liverpool
15
Premier League
Leeds4 - 1Newcastle
Alf
Alf@alf
☆☆☆☆☆★★★★★3w ago

DCL was so cold bruh absolutely cryo(gen)ic Follow @dylan for more

Player of the match
Dominic Calvert-Lewin
Leeds
2
Premier League
Liverpool0 - 0Fulham
rafadinho forlahm
rafadinho forlahm@rafadinhoforlahm
☆☆☆☆☆★★★★★3w ago

Sometimes a player has a match so bad you laugh at them. David Luiz comes to mind a lot. But sometimes a player has a match so bad you genuinely want to hug them and help them look for a new career. When Ryan Gravenberch came off today, I felt so sorry for him that I couldn’t even get angry at him. How a professional footballer missed that many short passes and got his position wrong that much was really frightening to see. His confidence is shot, and apart from a January move, Iraola should only use him for a Carabao Cup games. Wirtz, though. He wasn’t depression-inducing-bad, just regular bad, so I can be mad at him. He has until December to improve, or I’m shipping him off too. You can’t be wearing the #7 for this club and go missing like that. He kicks like he’s scared of the ball, and he hides behind Kerkez and Szoboszlai when he faces duels. Isak was not much better, but he touched the ball, so there’s that. Yet again, Dom was somehow our worst and best player. But at least he’s actually trying things, unlike Wirtz. Everyone else was meh, but VVD always does my head in with the nonchalant gimmick after a big game. Mate, it was Atletico in the group stage. You’re not prime Baresi to be able to stroll at 0-0 like that. For what it’s worth, Fulham played very well. Arbeloa clearly knew it was do or die, and gave up on his principles to revert to what Liverpool struggle most with: deep blocks. The only slight I’ll give to Iraola, because he can’t be blamed for his players being stupid divas, were his subs and handling of a deep block. You have to be more creative than crossing, and we were too open at the end because he took out all the height. Without Araujo and Barcola, we were left to be manhandled by Fulham. He will have to learn quickly how to best beat a low-block, and to bench the stars when they don’t shine. To sub off Barcola and Muñoz but keep on Isak and Wirtz when it was clear they weren’t at it, was absurd. Spurs next.

Player of the match
Jérémy Jacquet
Liverpool
15
Premier League
Liverpool0 - 0Fulham
avocad1sh_cat🇱🇧
avocad1sh_cat🇱🇧@avocad1sh_cat
☆☆☆☆☆★★★★★3w ago

Arne slot has genuinely set this club back 30 years

Player of the match
Jérémy Jacquet
Liverpool
2
Champions League
Liverpool2 - 1Atletico Madrid
rafadinho forlahm
rafadinho forlahm@rafadinhoforlahm
☆☆☆☆☆★★★★★4w ago

Davide Massa (born 15 July 1981) is an Italian football referee who officiates in Serie A. He has been a FIFA referee since 2014, and is ranked as a UEFA elite category referee. He is by far one of the worst referees I have ever seen officiate a match. He absolutely fell for Atletico’s and Simeone’s favorite dark arts bits, and he ignored a clear back pass from us. It is no wonder Italian football has fallen off so much when referees like these are the standard. I thought we weren’t good, yet we still deserved to win. Iraola experienced his first comeback win, and I have full faith in him as a manager. I was really impressed with how he set us up after we took the lead, it looked far better than anything under Slot. For the nostalgia merchants, KLOPP won most of our Anfield games like this. Sit back deep and counterattack while pressing like dogs. I thought VVD and Jacquet were excellent, and Kerkez was not as bad as the brain-rotted trolls claim. Our LWs always help our LBs defend, and I think Rio let us down in that regard. Szobo looks better, especially in how he connects with Wirtz. Muñoz looked like he had on the wrong boots when he came on. Gravenberch won us time by getting fouled, but he’ll need to be sold in the summer. Barcola looks like a player who hasn’t played since July, but his base looks promising. I was not surprised by that miss at all, he’s a player who takes 10 shots and misses 8. Frimpong doesn’t look half bad as a winger, but we’ll need Gomez back. Atleti have to be a social experiment by the way. How anyone can follow that team has to be a test of character. I hope we never see them again, and I can’t wait for United to face them. And to any United and Arsenal fans clowning Barcola, have fun with your unsigned Vinis and washed Rashfords.

Player of the match
Ronald Araújo
Liverpool
13
Champions League
Liverpool2 - 1Atletico Madrid
adnan 🇸🇦
adnan 🇸🇦@thisisadnan
☆☆☆☆☆★★★★★4w ago

Iraola ball has changed my life. YNWA! ❤️❤️❤️

Player of the match
Dominik Szoboszlai
Liverpool
2
Premier League
Ipswich0 - 2Liverpool
Theo
Theo@theolovesvilla
☆☆☆☆☆★★★★★4w ago

Liverpool were much better than the last 2 games, they actually took control of the game by the scruff of the neck. And when they were threatened, they were absolutely terrific in defence, all the basics and more were executed very well. I thought they could've had a lot more if they were on peak form. Isak finally bagging some goals, I don't think it's fully his fault that he wasn't performing in the first place. A nasty, untimely injury ruining all his momentum when he originally came in. Gakpo will be wondering why Liverpool were even considering selling him in the first place. Last week I mentioned he could've been sold, which was true, but I also said he has been far from the level Liverpool expect. However, if he keeps on putting in performances like this, he surely cements his spot in the team. Ipswich tried but it wasn't enough. A theme that I believe will continue to haunt them all season. Enciso and Palacios looked tidy, but everyone else just isn't a Premier League standard player I believe. You can still stay up with low quality standards, if you have a good manager. But I don't think they have that in Gary O'Neil. I don't see him staying for the whole season, if so, it will be interesting to see who they turn to if they do eventually sack him. Perhaps Kieran McKenna? MOTM is Gakpo, although Isak scored a brace, he was involved in many good things for Liverpool tonight. Great assist for the first too!

Player of the match
Cody Gakpo
Liverpool
10
Premier League
Ipswich0 - 2Liverpool
avocad1sh_cat🇱🇧
avocad1sh_cat🇱🇧@avocad1sh_cat
☆☆☆☆☆★★★★★4w ago

Isak and Gakpo deciding to lock in after seeing the amount of slander they got

Player of the match
Alexander Isak
Liverpool
2
Liga MX
Pachuca1 - 1Guadalajara Chivas
Jackie
Jackie@jackattack425
☆☆☆☆☆★★★★★30 Aug 2026

had so much hope for Pachuca… at least they managed to lock in during the 2nd half 🥲

Player of the match
José Giménez
Pachuca
1
Premier League
Liverpool2 - 2Nott'm Forest
Theo
Theo@theolovesvilla
☆☆☆☆☆★★★★★29 Aug 2026

Fun game, thought Forest were absolutely fantastic. Slow start with losing back to back to Leeds where they looked disjointed, but it was inevitable that Glasner would get this team ticking. Gibbs-White G+A proving once again why he should've travelled to America in the summer. Thought the Forest midfield was great with Schlager, McAtee and MGW. Ran Liverpool ragged at times. For Liverpool, they were far-far from good. Frustrating performance from key players like Szoboszlai and Frimpong. I didn't think they deserved a point in this game. Alisson with a wonder save to keep them in the game. Soft penalty given but you see them all the time so its no surprise. Iraola has a lot of work on his hands, Barcola coming in will be very interesting though. I believe that there will be another outgoing for Liverpool, perhaps Cody Gakpo. He has been far from Liverpools level for some time, even with an assist today. MOTM is Gibbs-White, solid performance with a goal and assist. Forest will be thinking they could've got a lot more today though. Good point at Anfield nonetheless.

Player of the match
Morgan Gibbs-White
Nott'm Forest
2
Premier League
Liverpool2 - 2Nott'm Forest
adnan 🇸🇦
adnan 🇸🇦@thisisadnan
☆☆☆☆☆★★★★★29 Aug 2026

This club’s already irritating me

Player of the match
Víctor Muñoz
Liverpool
2
Premier League
Liverpool2 - 2Nott'm Forest
elz
elz@elz
☆☆☆☆☆★★★★★29 Aug 2026

Liverpoo aura so sigma 😹😹😹🥶🥶🥶

Player of the match
Morgan Gibbs-White
Nott'm Forest
2
Leagues Cup
Toluca2 - 0Austin
Jackie
Jackie@jackattack425
☆☆☆☆☆★★★★★27 Aug 2026

TOLUCA with the last minute goal! ¡GRACIAS! 😭🙏🏻 also, had to leave the chat a bit, icl, it was getting bonkers over there 😵‍💫

Player of the match
Jorge Price
Toluca
5
La Liga
Espanyol1 - 2Real Madrid
Jackie
Jackie@jackattack425
☆☆☆☆☆★★★★★22 Aug 2026

tuned in the last 10 minutes or so, saw that nothing hadn’t happened much. then Madrid decided to score a goal, which turned into a successful (hate)watch 😭 gracias! also, can’t believe i’m picking Dude Belligerent as MOTM

Player of the match
Jude Bellingham
Real Madrid
3
Leagues Cup
Columbus Crew2 - 1Pachuca
Jackie
Jackie@jackattack425
☆☆☆☆☆★★★★★8 Aug 2026

it’s so difficult being a fútbol fan when you end up touching grass at a place with shoddy connection 😭 pues, adios Pachuca - you put up a good fight 💔

Player of the match
Rudy Camacho
Columbus Crew
4