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Arsenal W1 - 0Køge W
i have to severely rethink some of my life choices
Arsenal W1 - 0Køge W
Asked Arsenal to beat a team with a bird in their logo and this is what they give me
Arsenal W
Atletico Madrid2 - 1Real Madrid
WHOLE GAME WAS A FEVER DREAM SHOUTOUT TO MY BARCAFAMILY FOR HATEWATCHING WITH ME
Real MadridAtletico Madrid2 - 1Real Madrid
WHAT ARE WE DOINGGGGGG
Brighton3 - 0Arsenal
how the prem been moving this week
BrightonBrighton3 - 0Arsenal
A SUCCESSFUL ARSENAL HATEWATCH
Brighton
Tottenham2 - 3Aston Villa
Far from comfortable ending but I thought we were so good in that second half. The defensive shape Emery kept us in was elite management, Suzuki, Mings, Manzambi, Jackson and Ruggeri with standout performances. Glad to get 3 points, don't care how, but the 3 points is what matters. Would've been nice to keep a clean sheet and I thought Zion deserved it for his heroics, but football isn't kind, especially to Villa 😂 Buendia with his annual Tottenham Hotspur Stadium tax collection, what a way to do it too. He didn't have a great first half but showed up when it mattered ❤️🩹 Zion kept us in the game in the first half with crucial saves, without him it would've been a different story, I feel very safe with him❤️🩹❤️🩹 UTV 💜💙
Aston Villa
Barcelona7 - 2Racing Santander
genuinely have been waiting for balde minutes for so long and to have that + 7 goals!!! oh family club barcelona you mean everything to me
BarcelonaBarcelona7 - 2Racing Santander
I was out of town, doing a bit of visiting. I heard my wise father figure Hansi Flick had finally taken the time to settle down in the countryside. Rightfully so, after what he’d been through, with all the pent-up stress and frustration built up over the years of coaching the most successful Spanish club ever. “How have things been buddy?” I asked, as I saw my man step out of the house upon hearing my car come in the drive-through. “All good, life’s been a lot more chill, now that I’ve retired,” he answered. “Hey, wanna check out my animals out back? I’ve taken up farming as a hobby with my free time,” as he motioned over to the back gate. We headed out and he started introducing me to some of the livestock, mentioning how he had named them after his players, as the unhinged animals they were. Just then, I was hit by an unbearable stench. With my eyes watering uncontrollably, I questioned through gritted teeth, “What in the hell is that smell?” He looked over knowingly and said: "Ah. Raphinha? The goat is never washed.”
BarcelonaBarcelona7 - 2Racing Santander
yo rapha they chose to nominate ferran over you don’t take it too serious or anythi-
Barcelona
Elche2 - 3Real Madrid
you guys waste money on players who can’t even kick a freaking ball into a net ! smh 🤣 but VAMOS ELCHE ! i genuinely didn’t think they had it in them ! 😲
Real MadridBarcelona5 - 1Feyenoord
extremely grateful for this amazing experience, the match was 10/10 thanks to our players: the atmosphere, the chants and the result were outstanding and i’m glad to be a part of it🥹❤️ didn’t have a dry spot after the rain, but all the suffering was worth it anyways, lamine, have my children. Joan garcia es de la masia.
BarcelonaElche2 - 3Real Madrid
defense performance 
Real MadridElche2 - 3Real Madrid
So I asked Madrid to not concede a goal and keep a clean sheet
Real Madrid
Washington Spirit0 - 3Boston Legacy
today has been a nightmare for me, i’m never getting excited about watching football again
Boston Legacy
Como4 - 1RB Leipzig
to see a club making a mark for their UCL debut (no less)… oh Como, ti vogliamo bene !
ComoBarcelona5 - 1Feyenoord
I looked outside after the game and saw those two Feyenoord defenders sliding past my house.
BarcelonaBarcelona5 - 1Feyenoord
RAPHINHA ARE YOU MAD 😭😭
Barcelona
Club Brugge KV2 - 3Aston Villa
I'm not gay but I want to live in a log cabin in the woods with Zion Suzuki. We won't ever have sex, but there will be a simmering erotic undercurrent as I stand in the kitchen window watching him tighten his ass as he chops wood, shirtless, sweat pouring off his body. I'll run upstairs and masturbate, the entire time forcing myself to think of women while my thoughts drift back to Zion Suzuki. I won't be able to climax and I'll eventually go back downstairs, angry. Sometimes we will look across the table and catch each other's eyes, and in that second, anything is possible, but we both deny ourselves and go back to what we were doing. One day one of us will die, and the other will bury him outside the log cabin. Then he'll go inside, pen a brief missive to his departed friend, and commit suicide, never able to deal with life without his one true platonic love.
Aston Villa
Valencia0 - 5Barcelona
I love you, FC Barcelona ❤️💙.
Barcelona
Barcelona W3 - 1Brighton W
Best day of my life.
Barcelona W