bookd.
Portugal5 - 0Uzbekistan
Portugal
England0 - 0Ghana
😴 💤
England
France3 - 0Iraq
Iraq's backline when facing the slightest pressure:
France
Argentina2 - 0Austria
Lionel Messi. That's it, that's the review.
Argentina
Spain4 - 0Saudi Arabia
Replacing Ferran with Lamine makes the team click, imagine my shock
Spain
Ecuador0 - 0Curaçao
ELOY ROOM IS THE WALL 🧱
Curaçao
Germany2 - 1Ivory Coast
What Undav has to do to maybe start over washed Sané
Germany
Netherlands5 - 1Sweden
Brian Brobbey might rank higher than Johan Cruijff all time
NetherlandsBarcelona3 - 0Bayern
Messi masterclass
Barcelona
Canada6 - 0Qatar
Jonathan D4vd redemption arc Also I feel sorry for Koné
Canada
Brazil1 - 1Morocco
Brazil
Mexico2 - 0South Africa
Sithole with a shithole performance
MexicoCanada1 - 1Bosnia & Herzegovina
Canada if they could finish:
Bosnia & Herzegovina
South Korea2 - 1Czechia
Kang-In Lee and In-Beom Hwang against the Czechian long throws of doom and despair
South Korea
Switzerland4 - 1Bosnia & HerzegovinaLet it be known I predicted the crazy end of this game completely by accident
SwitzerlandCzechia1 - 1South AfricaVery boring game between two teams that did not deserve a result
Czechia
USA4 - 1Paraguay
I overestimated Paraguay. Captain America and Captain Barely American cooked.
USAQatar1 - 1SwitzerlandSwitzerland couldn't finish their meal and got sucker punched
QatarBrazil1 - 1MoroccoBrazil are washed
BrazilGermany7 - 1CuraçaoThe consolation for Curaçao is that at least they're on par with Brazil 2014
GermanyNetherlands2 - 2Japan
Koeman substitutions made the team worse
NetherlandsSpain0 - 0Cape Verde Islands
Vozinha could save the Titanic
Cape Verde Islands
Belgium1 - 1Egypt
Belgium in big 2026 😭😭
EgyptFrance3 - 1Senegal
Mbappé unlocked the CR7 gene of being quiet for 60 minutes then bagging 2 goals
FranceArgentina3 - 0Algeria
He's done miracles on me.
ArgentinaPortugal1 - 1Congo DR
My review doesn't factor in the joy I got via hatewatching serresiete
PortugalEngland4 - 2Croatia
Perišić Modrić and Kovačić trying to run it back in the big 26:
EnglandArgentina3 - 3FranceLionel Messi has conquered his final peak. Lionel Messi has shaken hands with paradise. The little boy from Rosario, Santa Fe, has just pitched up in heaven. He climbs into a galaxy of his own.
Argentina
Real Madrid2 - 3BarcelonaBox to box action capped off by a Messi late winner. Will probably always be my favourite game of all time.
Barcelona