Eden

leni ™ 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 🇸🇴@awholelottared

Portugal2 - 1Norway

☆☆☆☆☆★★★★★3d ago

fell asleep right before the half, woke up with 5 minutes left in the match and felt like i’d someone been drugged (photo for representation)

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Lamine Yamal

Spain

luka feel free to annihilate everyone single one of your teammates but an england win 👀👀👀

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Jude Bellingham

England

sorrynotsorry

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Jude Bellingham

England

Baris and kerem passing to each other is the funniest thing itw Good things about this game: Kdb Scored a brace, Courtois wasnt there. What Montella will say after the loss: "we were amazing we were js unlucky" Turkish commentators getting excited gimmick while the opposition crowd goes "yeaahh yeahhh" THANK YOU BELGIUM UR GONNA BE IN MY PRAYERS IF MONTELLA RESIGNS IN 30 MINS. PLEASE GOD SAVE US FROM THIS MISERY. YA ALLAH PLEASE.

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Kevin De Bruyne

Belgium

arda güler, blink twice if you need help

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Kevin De Bruyne

Belgium

i had a class test. when i was done, i shouted "TEACHER, I'M TÜRKIYE!" my teacher looked at me and smiled. she knew i was finished.

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Kevin De Bruyne

Belgium

watching this team is like an ancient chinese torture method

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Kevin De Bruyne

Belgium

i was going to complain but then i remembered. nations league is NOT real and we all are hallucinating. none of this is real ❤️

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Kevin De Bruyne

Belgium

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Kevin De Bruyne

Belgium

I’ve lost all my faith in turkiye. We aren’t gonna win sh*t bro we suck 😭 de bruyne scored some BANGERS tho

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Kevin De Bruyne

Belgium

leni ™ 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 🇸🇴@awholelottared

Germany2 - 0Serbia

☆☆☆☆☆★★★★★6d ago

cunty and whatevermade carrying the gimmick gene of Germany ✌️✌️😭😭

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Tom Bischof

Germany

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Anthony Gordon

England

lamine 2026 ballon d’or winner? #willbethere p.s. just remembered this might be one of modrić’s last tournaments ☹️☹️☹️

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Lamine Yamal

Spain

Czechia0 - 2England

Africa Cup of Nations - Qualification

1w ago

didn’t watch a single minute, just wanna thank this game for providing some solitude🤍

South Sudan0 - 5Egypt

kit@kitkat

marmoush fought with his wife before this ziko is still the goat hamza our KID is so fucking goated everyone’s goated im so fucking happy this is why you shouldn’t do your homework and watch a match

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Omar Marmoush

Egypt

Belgium0 - 1France

belgium lost french fry ownership confirmed

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Désiré Doué

France

nothing to say. this team is full of bums and everyone is washed. im genuinely fucking tweaking and i want to sleep.

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Francesco Esposito

Italy

Im exhausted

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Francesco Esposito

Italy

what can I even say?

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Arda Güler

Türkiye

Türkiye1 - 4Italy

isi ⭐️⭐️@isilovescats

Italy shenanigans monday specials: M.I.L.F (Man I love Francesco pio esposito)🔥 ALSO i have a special guest: let me introduce you to the cat on my profile picture🥹✨

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Francesco Esposito

Italy

arda guler has been through more than the navy seals who killed bin laden

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Francesco Esposito

Italy

take me out of my misery please

not what i was hoping for but a fun match tbf. it feels like kane missing penalties is becoming a trend but maybe that’s just confirmation bias idk. england’s defense felt shaky. their attack. also felt shaky…😄💔 i’m glad that saka, myles and konsa got game time without any complications! tuchel please return them to me intact! i thought spain were a bit aggressive in the first half tbh particularly with saka, and the ref wasn’t doing much about that (???) tuchel’s subs were sort of strange as usual but i’m not a coach what do i know 🤣👌 as much as i was rooting for england for whatever reason, i would have been ok with a zubi cameo or a last-minute merino dagger. they are, after all, elite employees of mine i thought gordon was good. good job gordon i always liked you, the spirit of princess diana lives in you !!!

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Anthony Gordon

England

kane decides to miss because jude dived #sportsmanship

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Lamine Yamal

Spain

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Mikel Oyarzabal

Spain

England2 - 3Spain

i hate seeing spain happy😤 it’s not like i had faith in england coming back from behind anyways💔

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Anthony Gordon

England

BORING AS FUCK. Im surprised that we didnt lose 0-20, so a 0-1 is a win for me ngl. I wanted to punch my tv whenever Baris, Kerem, Zeki and Nutella was on, as always. Still better than our wc games i guess, since pocikerim was actually performing quite a bit lmao. And if we were able to finish... if, if, if,... but if my aunt had balls she's be my uncle. So good night❤️

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Arda Güler

Türkiye

did turkiye learn nothing from the world cup

Türkiye0 - 1France