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Created August 2026

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Tottenham v Everton
PL · 12 Sept 2026
☆☆☆☆☆★★★★★Wrote a reviewHas a photo

It gets to a point

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Chelsea v Hull City
PL · 12 Sept 2026
☆☆☆☆☆★★★★★Wrote a review

Missed the first half because Saturday is the only day the gang gets back together to play some post-dinner football, and I'd like to think that I did a better job defending than Chelsea. Not even surprised by the result. Same old problems and promises that both Xabi and the fans see through. Caicedo not being present on the field to screen our defence, when 6 players go forward, is still hurting us. At least it's evident we can play against low blocks. This was one of the major problems we had last season that Xabi solved, therefore creating a few more at the other end of the pitch. Hopefully we somehow cling on to a top 5 spot till January, when we can finally recruit a competent midfielder who fits Xabi's system. Belloumi is a star in the making whom I've enjoyed watching since his championship days. Kid's going right to the top.

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Club Brugge KV v Aston Villa
CL · 8 Sept 2026
☆☆☆☆☆★★★★★Wrote a review

Emery once again proving why he is one of the best tacticians of the modern game. Brugge tried to set up a high line to mount some early pressure on an inexperienced Villa side who are still trying to find their rhythm after a poor start to the season. But without their best defender in Ordoñez, the back line lacked pace when a simple ball was played over it. Props to Jackson, who took on their CBs all by himself. One of his best qualities is that he's elite at linking everyone around him and stretching the backline. As good was his goal was, the 2nd goal shows why Emery rates him highly, even when the general discourse around him is highly critical. Gomes and Kamara have finally clicked, and both did a superb job covering for one another. Kamara, after his injury last season, is quietly turning out to be one of the best free transfers in the league. Can we take a moment to talk about Zion Suzuki? Villa's recruitment team did an amazing job buying him for 30M, and he already looks better than Martínez. Good with both feet, good positioning, and a calming presence at the back. He's young and will make mistakes, but he's got huge potential to become the best keeper in the world. Only UCL game worth watching (couldn't watch Lille-Betis ☹️)

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Premier League
Arsenal2 - 1Chelsea
eonzu
eonzu@eonzu
☆☆☆☆☆★★★★★2w ago

Did we deserve to win this? Nope. Plagued with the same old problems of not controlling the match past the 20-minute mark. Losing Caicedo and not replacing Fernández is starting to cost us. Absolutely zero control of the midfield, and no one to cover for the defence when our RCB or LCB stepped up the pitch. And as good as Neto was moving up the pitch, he mostly left Acheampong deserted against Tzolis and Calafiori. I think a more defensive-minded wingback in Palestra would've done better. Thank Xabi for Emi Martínez, because this could've been way worse if not for him. I'd say Xabi made the best use of the players available to him and tweaked his tactics to get a fairer share of possession, trying to go toe-to-toe with the best team in England. Hopefully it turns out to be a repeat of the Chelsea 2016 moment, because we have the potential for a title run. Arteta set out to win and set up his team well after the early goal. Ødegaard, Rice, and Myles Lewis-Skelly cooked the Chelsea midfield, and we genuinely had no answers to their brilliance. As much as I hate him, Havertz is turning out to be one of the best number 9s in the league. Apart from his goal, his link-up play with the wingers and midfielders was top-tier, and the feint for the second goal was sublime. Ruined my weekend. Great game to end it though.

Player of the match
Kai Havertz
Arsenal
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Champions League
Club Brugge KV2 - 3Aston Villa
eonzu
eonzu@eonzu
☆☆☆☆☆★★★★★2w ago

Emery once again proving why he is one of the best tacticians of the modern game. Brugge tried to set up a high line to mount some early pressure on an inexperienced Villa side who are still trying to find their rhythm after a poor start to the season. But without their best defender in Ordoñez, the back line lacked pace when a simple ball was played over it. Props to Jackson, who took on their CBs all by himself. One of his best qualities is that he's elite at linking everyone around him and stretching the backline. As good was his goal was, the 2nd goal shows why Emery rates him highly, even when the general discourse around him is highly critical. Gomes and Kamara have finally clicked, and both did a superb job covering for one another. Kamara, after his injury last season, is quietly turning out to be one of the best free transfers in the league. Can we take a moment to talk about Zion Suzuki? Villa's recruitment team did an amazing job buying him for 30M, and he already looks better than Martínez. Good with both feet, good positioning, and a calming presence at the back. He's young and will make mistakes, but he's got huge potential to become the best keeper in the world. Only UCL game worth watching (couldn't watch Lille-Betis ☹️)

Player of the match
Zion Suzuki
Aston Villa
Premier League
Chelsea4 - 3Brighton
eonzu
eonzu@eonzu
☆☆☆☆☆★★★★★3w ago

The usual Chelsea experience then? Control and press like demons for 20 minutes and then allow the opposition to take control of the match. Xabi saved the game with those subs tho. Lavia deserves so much love. Man has been through so much during his time at Chelsea getting unnecessarily flamed for something beyond his control. Frontline once again cooked. CPR (Cole said the old one sucked) balling for us once again. Even with all the goals conceded, Emi Martinez was a figure of calm and composure at the back. Made silly individual mistakes during defending but I trust Xabi. UTC!!

Player of the match
João Pedro
Chelsea

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