
England3 - 0Czechia


“okay eze you will play 90 minutes of bullshit and we’ll still win, go have fun”


England
France4 - 1Belgium


zinedine zidane’s france is finally here!!


France
Portugal2 - 1Norway


international break can take credit in giving us the two most great goals by ajer and cancelo but the chat had more fight than the players in this game 😞

Egypt0 - 1South Africa


type of match that just makes you mad 😡 egypt can’t play for shit and the ref just letting south africa play him 😡

South Africa
Spain3 - 1Czechia


surprisingly a really weird game. obviously went in rooting for spain and lamine rodri balled out but the second half i slowly shifted and really wanted to see czechia surprise us all. i can’t even say more my minds like hazed out this was so weird 😭


Spain
Croatia0 - 7England


England ripped Croatia apart to the point it was no longer a football match but a crime scene.


England
France1 - 1Italy


I just know Zidane was itching to run onto the pitch and show subject #7 how to score a goal. uhhh overall it was an alright game. big disappointment that france didn’t win but props to Italy (only because they are in a ditch and i kinda feel bad) for drawing. what made it interesting was that it was a midfield battle: frattesi, tonali and fagioli were better than the france midfield because cherki was lacking. i can’t believe im saying this but if camavinga was subbed in sooner, i think we could’ve seen more from france. olise persistence and by doing his own thing ended up with an insane free kick that was colddd assss fuckkkkk. but moise keane was too much of a menace he was able to get the final laugh against upamecano (even tho he had a great game). all france needs is for its attackers to polish their finishes but shoutout kalulu in the first half cause he was running like hell and da cunha whose quietly great in midfield.

France
Denmark2 - 4Portugal


portugal playing ethical football without a certain someone #noticing

Portugal
Inter4 - 3Barcelona


watched this again and oh lamine… a real starboy who gave everything he could and still we lost…☹️ this intl break is really putting into perspective how he balls for both club and nation and so i’ll be here for when he wins the ballon dor that is destined sooner or later.


Barcelona
Czechia0 - 2England


i think we can all do with a spell at sunny Catalonia the way it’s transformed gordon

England
Belgium0 - 1France


game was so open for both teams that it just needed that touch of individual talent to cinch the win so fairs to olise

France
Norway1 - 2Portugal


CRAZY HOW A PITCH INVADER PLAYED GOALIE FOR NORWAY AND NO ONE NOTICED???

Portugal
England2 - 3Spain


believing england will win a big game is like thinking the stripper loves you

Spain
Egypt0 - 0Angola


every north african team won except egypt 🤥

Türkiye0 - 1France


arda guler 1 v 11 performance to salvage this extremely mid game 🤷♀️

France
Netherlands1 - 1Germany


new klopp v xavi era as NT managers was an enjoyable watch but highlight of the match was that assist by van bommel which was so lit im still starstruck

Netherlands
Brighton0 - 0Sunderland


well international break has me bored as hell AND in honour of the awesome run brighton is on this season, here is a throwback to the last home game i watched 😁 ‘twas the middle of winter where I was drowning in uni deadlines and i needed a break so i went to this game on a whim! i had a lot of fun hanging out with random diehard supporters and being around the whimsy of the people in seagull masks wearing Santa hats. In terms of the actual match it was goalless…with few chances…and no standout moments… yet it’s always a special feeling to watch a game in person so i had a great day out

Brighton
Sevilla1 - 3Barcelona


what a fortune it is to run out of praises for the team because they ALL perform so well


Barcelona
Monaco2 - 1Lens


lens defensive disasterclass and an own goal to top off the night ❤️🩹 i hope international break can knock some sense into the team ❤️🩹

Monaco
Barcelona7 - 2Racing Santander


#RAPHINHABALLONDOR2027 really tho it makes my night to just see my team perform and do what they love at an exceptional level. hansi flick you spoil us too much but the way you’ve transformed our players to build such a harmonious team just makes me feel like we can take over the footballing world. so happy lamine got his goal after a show in the rain and ever player had a great game! raphinha stepping up as our goalscorer is phenomenal. adeyemi just powering on with unlimited energy really earned a motm for me because that determination is what deserves to be applauded. tho we conceded, our defense stood on it today that i couldn’t care less about the two scored. even gabriel jesus scored a great goal. this is THE life after ferran torres

Barcelona
Elche2 - 3Real Madrid


don’t think madrid fans even like half the team i think they only care for arda guler

Real Madrid
Inter5 - 3Udinese


inter going down 2-0 for no reason other than to troll poor udinese but I’ll take an 8 goal party


Inter
Stade Brestois 290 - 1PSG


yes ligue 1 i watched the whole 90 minutes even when it’s 1-0 confirmed 5 minutes into the game, you really pranked me well. anyways shoutout chat for talking about anything except the game because it was mid as fuck

PSG
Le Mans2 - 2Lens


can’t win with a nonexistent midfield so im putting a bounty on skoras and cuisance


Lens
Levante2 - 4Barcelona


people panicking in the last 15 minutes when they don’t realise that our back line to concede is all tactical thinking by flick because we must rotate our squad but see it’s all chill we won

Barcelona
Real Madrid4 - 1Rayo Vallecano


hate that im seeing mbappe statpadding against small teams to scam the ballon dor and there’s nothing that can be done to stop it


Real Madrid
Slavia Praha2 - 3Lens


LENS WE WON, A WIN FOR THE PEOPLE, FOR THE CULTURE AND FOR ME!!!!!! ABSOLUTELY INCREDIBLE COMEBACK IN THE LAST COUPLE MINUTES IM SO HAPPY


Lens
Fenerbahçe1 - 1Roma


1-1 is a fair result to be fair

Fenerbahçe
PSG6 - 1Slovan Bratislava


MY 6-0 PREDICTION SCUFFED 😖

PSG
Liverpool2 - 1Atletico Madrid


fuck man i hate to say it but that araujo assist was so cold 😭

Liverpool
Barcelona5 - 1Feyenoord


nothing but love for the whole barca squad ❤️😭


Barcelona
Lille2 - 3Betis


I never fail to pick the wrong match to watch like I really missed a generational game

Betis
Dortmund3 - 2Villarreal


thank u for the fantasy points guirassy 😉

Dortmund
Real Madrid2 - 1Inter


both teams deserved to lose really


Inter
Elche2 - 3Real Sociedad


warra la liga classic

Real Sociedad
Juventus1 - 1Milan


can always count on a serie a side to score a 90+22 minute goal


Juventus
Arsenal2 - 1Chelsea


well i enjoyed the 2 weeks that we thought chelsea could win the league


Arsenal
Valencia0 - 5Barcelona


“lamine yamal is back mate”


Barcelona
Roma2 - 1Atalanta


REAL FOOTBALL ENJOYERS UNDERSTAND HOW BEAUTIFUL THIS ROMA GAME WAS


Roma
Lens0 - 1Lorient


frustrated as fuck that we couldn’t beat L’Oréal, the honeymoon phase is very and most definitely over ☹️
bookd.
