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futchwonyoung

futchwonyoung

@futchwonyoung

Everybody eat coochie NOW

Created June 2026
Premier League
Tottenham2 - 3Aston Villa
ryl_lee
ryl_lee@ryl_lee
☆☆☆☆☆★★★★★2w ago

𝐍𝐄𝐖𝐒 𝐑𝐄𝐏𝐎𝐑𝐓 🚨🚨🚨: 𝐓𝐨𝐭𝐭𝐞𝐧𝐡𝐚𝐦 𝐇𝐨𝐭𝐬𝐩𝐮𝐫 𝐜𝐚𝐮𝐠𝐡𝐭 𝐫𝐨𝐥𝐞𝐩𝐥𝐚𝐲𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐚𝐬 𝐚 𝐟𝐨𝐨𝐭𝐛𝐚𝐥𝐥 𝐭𝐞𝐚𝐦 watched this match for entertainment purposes only and wow was it a tough match… the game was so ass Spurs fan kept leaving the stadium ??? In all seriousness, whichever Etsy witch cursed them, I need you to take it back asap they all played with just enough will to have their 100k+ check at the end of the week I’m crying 😭 the coaches looking as concerned as us like it isn’t their fault… the injuries unironically being the most entertaining part of the game 🥀 (atp I believe every spurs is getting injured on purpose to escape this humiliation ritual 😭) and Tottenham’s future is definitely one of the 7 wonders of the world rn @qlf @sundeepd cuz I can’t tag more ppl 😞

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Premier League
Tottenham0 - 0Everton
ryl_lee
ryl_lee@ryl_lee
☆☆☆☆☆★★★★★3w ago

this game = piss vs poo but at least both the chat and the commentators were top tier they’re not even getting past that midfield ffs… 🫩🫩🫩🫩 watching Liverpool and then this felt like the equivalent of torture hopefully Real Madrid play like shit to revive my day MOTM : the stadium

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