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Created June 2026
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Gulf Cup of Nations
Saudi Arabia2 - 0United Arab Emirates
futchwonyoung
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☆☆☆☆☆★★★★★1d ago

فريق فاشل معتمد على رفعات العويس ييي يمسكها و عنه مغمضه… تحكيم زفت، فريق ازفت، و الاستراتيجيةازفت. الهمام عني عنيك عز الوطن اونه…. اخخخ

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Nations League
England2 - 3Spain
futchwonyoung
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☆☆☆☆☆★★★★★1w ago

i thank the god that ferran torres is no longer at my club

Player of the match
Lamine Yamal
Spain
Premier League
Tottenham0 - 0Everton
futchwonyoung
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☆☆☆☆☆★★★★★3w ago

sometimes i wish i was like into some niche ass sport where my team were a bunch of werewolves and the enemy was some kind of inter galactic force that they had to defeat to defebd the honor of earth. Or maybe angels, i miss my favorite sport character aphrodite i miss you. You wouldn’t have disappointed me like spurs have, i miss you so much…

Player of the match
Jan van Hecke
Tottenham
La Liga
Valencia0 - 5Barcelona
futchwonyoung
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☆☆☆☆☆★★★★★4w ago

hate to praise fermin.

Player of the match
Lamine Yamal
Barcelona
Premier League
Nott'm Forest0 - 0Tottenham
futchwonyoung
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☆☆☆☆☆★★★★★4w ago

To whoever that is leaking the lineup, what difference does it make. It’s like someone telling me a virigin that they are gonna fuck me hard with no lube, it doesnt make it enjoyable nor do i feel excited so not even natural god given lube will help but noooo i must push through cause the dick is just medicore but ay sex with noooo party even satisfied. Im gonna fucking buke.

Player of the match
Rodrigo Bentancur
Tottenham
Premier League
Tottenham0 - 2Newcastle
futchwonyoung
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☆☆☆☆☆★★★★★29 Aug 2026

Fuck me with my balls already and end me from this torture

Player of the match
Jan van Hecke
Tottenham
3
World Cup
Spain1 - 0Argentina
futchwonyoung
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☆☆☆☆☆★★★★★20 Jul 2026

CAMPONES DEL MUNDOOOOOOOO the fact that they won when spain has an awful ass strikers wowww wowowowowow and they held thay fucking possesipn on the ball tighter than my pussy on fucking wonyoung strap. Thats what happens when your wingers are amazing, your midfield supbar and even better backline. Nico williams youre that fucking guy, that goal shouldn’t have been disallowed. BLACK KINGS SAVED ESPANA. Nico to barca 👀👀👀 ENZO YOUR CHAIN FUCKING FAKE ASFFFFF

Player of the match
Nico Williams
Spain
World Cup
France4 - 6England
futchwonyoung
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☆☆☆☆☆★★★★★18 Jul 2026

wow… never in my life would i have ever thought id see bukayo saka score hat trick in the world. Spence winning the penalty, jude giving to saka to get his hattrick and sakes scores (unlike fat and greedy harry kane) wow beautiful loving relationship

Player of the match
Djed Spence
England
World Cup
England1 - 2Argentina
futchwonyoung
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15 Jul 2026

horrible tactical display, the fault of the english loss is not on the player its for the sub choices and tactical game plan of thomas tuchel. When you’re defense is good and you’re midfield is beautiful but the attack is this atrocious and horrible. Kane cant jog for his life on the ball and there werent enough opportunities for jude to attack due to this defence play we were in, when we are only one goal up, not two or three. Just one. The backline and DJed spence truly held up for most of the game but the pressure was just constant of the argentina attack to expect them to hold a one goal lead for 80 minutes is diabolical and cowardly thinking. Djed spence was truly man of the match, played so well offensively when it happened and truly locked down messi for the better part of the game. The box was too crowded and you can ser the player fiddle with the ball like its a hot patato they didnt play in the middle at all. And not gonna a bunch of the fouls that argentina players did deserve twi yellow cowards or more. Its horrible. The future for england is bright. They just a proper striker that doesnt drop deep aand can actually run and attack when needed. Djed, this losss is not your fault, yiu are a world class player. The euros is ours.

Player of the match
Djed Spence
England
World Cup
France0 - 2Spain
futchwonyoung
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☆☆☆☆☆★★★★★15 Jul 2026

MY BOY MY TOTTENHAM BOYYYYYY

Player of the match
Pedro Porro
Spain
World Cup
Argentina3 - 1Switzerland
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☆☆☆☆☆★★★★★12 Jul 2026

fuck argentina. Xhaka you old ass pig

Player of the match
Breel Embolo
Switzerland
World Cup
Norway1 - 2England
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☆☆☆☆☆★★★★★12 Jul 2026

HARRY KANE YOURE MADE OF PISS GIVE YOUR CAPTAIN BADGE TO THE GOAT BELLINGHAM. SPENCE MASTERCLASS

Player of the match
Djed Spence
England
World Cup
Argentina3 - 2Egypt
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☆☆☆☆☆★★★★★7 Jul 2026

argentina the most corrupt country in the world. Im genuinely so pissed off

Player of the match
Haissem Hassan
Egypt
World Cup
Mexico2 - 3England
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☆☆☆☆☆★★★★★6 Jul 2026

absolute dogs. The whole match was filled with vigor and true fucking emotion. Harry youre a cunt, bellingham was fucking splendid truly saved the english team multiple of times. But wow mexico played so well, underdog cuck mentality of england is always fun to see… love to see wonderwall again :(

Player of the match
Julián Quiñones
Mexico
World Cup
Brazil1 - 2Norway
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☆☆☆☆☆★★★★★5 Jul 2026

fuck you haaland. Fuck you ancelotti you fat pig. Fuck you casemiro Fuck you neymar Fuck you santos Fuck you haaland Fuck you endrick Fuck you bruno Fuck you brasil

Player of the match
Vinícius Júnior
Brazil
World Cup
Australia1 - 1Egypt
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☆☆☆☆☆★★★★★3 Jul 2026

WE ALL ARE FUCKING EGYPTIANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN. EGYPT TO THE GINALSSSSSS

Player of the match
Haissem Hassan
Egypt
World Cup
Netherlands1 - 1Morocco
futchwonyoung
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30 Jun 2026

seeing achraf hakimi was all i needed. Thank you.

Player of the match
Yassine Bounou
Morocco
World Cup
Brazil2 - 1Japan
futchwonyoung
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☆☆☆☆☆★★★★★29 Jun 2026

oh my god the japan counter game is so good, they are speed merchants that fat casemiro couldnt keep up with. Casemiro i was cussing your ass till you scored and i still was cussing your ass. The fact that the rapist cunt sano scored is disgusting. Endrick lowkey couldnt perform that well, and bruno and vini were absolutely phenomenal, their creation was good… and that vini what if goal wouldve been legendary. Cunha was bad cause evil conniving neymar took him to party so he can take his place. Good game. @casemiro

Player of the match
Bruno Guimarães
Brazil
World Cup
Egypt1 - 1Iran
futchwonyoung
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27 Jun 2026

RIGGED AGAINST IRAN. They trully played with an encouraging spirit and were maniacs throughout the whole match man. But im happy for egypt . Great game. Fuck fifa

Player of the match
Mehdi Taremi
Iran
World Cup
Czechia0 - 3Mexico
futchwonyoung
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25 Jun 2026

MEXICOOOOOO BITCH IM MEXICANNNNNNNN

Player of the match
Guillermo Ochoa
Mexico
World Cup
South Africa1 - 0South Korea
futchwonyoung
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25 Jun 2026

Myungbo dead ass is thw reason the team lost, his tactics, him underestimating south africa, starting a three back defense line up, playing players out of position, and not starting son… is just baffling. Im sorry africa 😓😓😓

Player of the match
Thapelo Maseko
South Africa
World Cup
Morocco4 - 2Haiti
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☆☆☆☆☆★★★★★25 Jun 2026

Haiti. What a game, you did it all.

Player of the match
Wilson Isidor
Haiti
World Cup
Scotland0 - 3Brazil
futchwonyoung
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☆☆☆☆☆★★★★★25 Jun 2026

THE ALIENS TOOK AWAY VINI HAT TRICK.

Player of the match
Vinícius Júnior
Brazil
World Cup
New Zealand1 - 3Egypt
futchwonyoung
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☆☆☆☆☆★★★★★22 Jun 2026

Intense second half from egypt… truly were ballers… salah i love you

Player of the match
Mohamed Salah
Egypt