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niche football enjoyer. unfortunately a mansfield and nc sports fan

Created June 2026
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EFL Trophy
Port Vale2 - 0Mansfield Town
luke
luke@goatifi
☆☆☆☆☆★★★★★1d ago

I really don't care if it's the mickey mouse trophy something has to change. Our defending today was woeful. We were shit before the international break and we've somehow come back even worse. Owen Dodgson is actually one of the laziest and worst players i've ever seen in a Mansfield Town shirt since Richard Nartey or Jamie Pardington. Harry Lewis was poor, McLaughlin was shocking, FBT and Deji can hang their heads in shame. Knoyle was really really sloppy in possession, Reed was poor, Hendry was dogshit, Maris was nonexistent, Bolton was okay and Oates was bad. It's incredible how bad a team can be after starting the season well. Hopefully we look into the free agent market for a centre-back because we need one desperately. I love Deji but my god he's been shocking this season. Port Vale weren't any good either. We were just THAT bad. It's very hard to see where our next win is going to come from at the moment, I do fear for the worst right now. Also makes me worry about the future of the club when Clough retires. Giving this one star instead of half a star because @utfb and @natalie made my second half a bit more enjoyable

4
League Two
Bristol Rovers0 - 1Mansfield Town
luke
luke@goatifi
☆☆☆☆☆★★★★★1d ago

Throwback to when we relegated Bristol Rovers wearing their own kit 😭

Player of the match
Colin Daniel
Mansfield Town
2
CONCACAF Nations League
Guadeloupe0 - 1St. Lucia
luke
luke@goatifi
☆☆☆☆☆★★★★★2d ago

Bookd user @sammy had the same amount of shots on target (0) as Guadeloupe did in this game (0)

Player of the match
Davy Rouyard
Guadeloupe
2
CONCACAF Nations League
Guyana8 - 1Dominica
luke
luke@goatifi
☆☆☆☆☆★★★★★3d ago

REON CUFFY WOW. WHAT A GOAL. EVERYTHING ELSE IS IRRELEVANT

Player of the match
Omari Glasgow
Guyana
1
National League - North
Alfreton Town3 - 3Curzon Ashton
luke
luke@goatifi
☆☆☆☆☆★★★★★3d ago

Incredible photo. Both teams relegated on the final day because they drew 3-3. Alfreton were 3-0 up after 60 minutes and looked certain to stay up, Curzon had created literally nothing until it was 3-0. Which obviously means the most logical thing to happen is Curzon score three to relegate Alfreton. Due to late goals in other games it turns out Alfreton would've been relegated even with a win but Curzon still had a chance if they won, which they must of known because when they made it 3-3 in the 97th minute or whatever because they won the ball back almost instantly, went through on goal and had a shot cleared off the line with the last chance of the game. It's also quite funny that these two ended up meeting on the opening day of the season in the NPL (Curzon won 1-0) Worth mentioning Chris Wilder kindly let former Alfreton keeper George Willis return to the club for this game too. I think he's the U21 coach at Sheffield United? But he had spent the last few years at Alfreton. I think that'll be the only game i'll ever watch where both teams are relegated after drawing with each other

Player of the match
Lewis Salmon
Alfreton Town
2
Women's Championship
Sheffield United W1 - 2Ipswich Town W
luke
luke@goatifi
☆☆☆☆☆★★★★★3d ago

Sheffield United 100% deserved something out of this. They'll get results if they play like that most weeks, Ipswich are just a very good side. Also that Ademiluyi goal was incredible

Player of the match
P. Ademiluyi
Ipswich Town W
FA Cup
Worksop Town0 - 3United of Manchester
luke
luke@goatifi
☆☆☆☆☆★★★★★4d ago

About as bad as it could've gone for Worksop. I don't get why we are trying to walk it into the net against FC United of Manchester of all teams, didn't work in about 572 attempts. Worksop started the game well they were the better side for the first 15 minutes and it looked like it was only a matter of time before a goal happened, which was true! Just not for Worksop. Everything from this was downhill PATHETIC performance from Max Dearnley. He looked a really good signing on paper when he joined from Macclesfield (Was the keeper for them in the 2-1 win against Palace) but just so so embarrassing from him today, the first goal he rushes out and just completely misses where to cover, second goal was hard to tell from where I was but it looked like he took three business days to get down to the ball and the third goal my god. Getting beat at the near post like that. Credit to FCUM though, brought a really good following and they defended really really well, they also sung about Man City's charges for 90 minutes which was quite funny (for the people on here who aren't aware FC United were founded by disaffected Manchester United fans who were protesting against the Glazers) I hope they get a great draw in the next round, they deserve it. I have no idea how they're bottom of the Northern Premier League. Also i want to give a shout out to East Midlands Railway for delaying my train coming home, thanks guys.

Player of the match
Matt Grivosti
Warrington Town
2
CONCACAF Nations League
Curaçao1 - 0Trinidad and Tobago
luke
luke@goatifi
☆☆☆☆☆★★★★★6d ago

they kicked a ball around

Player of the match
Denzil Smith
Trinidad and Tobago
CONCACAF Nations League
Dominica1 - 5Guyana
luke
luke@goatifi
☆☆☆☆☆★★★★★6d ago

DOMINICA SCORED!! WHO CARES ABOUT THE RESULT DOMINICA SCORED. Also here is the list i made during half-time of players called Dom. I actually thought Dominica looked okay, they gave it a go which is nice and deserved to score more than once but the keeper did well to deny them tbf

Player of the match
Osaze De Rosario
Guyana
14
FIFA Asean Cup
Indonesia7 - 2Bangladesh
luke
luke@goatifi
☆☆☆☆☆★★★★★6d ago

THAT IS THE GREATEST ENDING TO A GAME I HAVE EVER SEEN. INCREDIBLE. Please go and watch a replay of the final 15 minutes of this game. I'm lost for words

USL Championship
Rhode Island1 - 0Indy Eleven
luke
luke@goatifi
☆☆☆☆☆★★★★★1w ago

well that was a waste of time

Player of the match
F. Nodarse
Rhode Island
FA Cup
Mansfield Town1 - 4Cardiff
luke
luke@goatifi
☆☆☆☆☆★★★★★1w ago

did you know pep guardiola is a secret mansfield town fan

Player of the match
David Hoilett
Cardiff
WSL Cup
Ipswich Town W0 - 1London City Lionesses W
luke
luke@goatifi
☆☆☆☆☆★★★★★1w ago

What a goal to win it by van de Donk! Credit to Ipswich they gave LCL a really good game and should be proud of that effort.

Player of the match
Daniëlle van de Donk
London City Lionesses
UEFA Europa Cup - Women
Rangers W0 - 3Hammarby W
luke
luke@goatifi
☆☆☆☆☆★★★★★1w ago

Hammarby looked levels above Rangers and the result showed that. Peterson is a ridiculous talent. We WILL be tuning into more Hammarby games from now on.

Player of the match
Anna Walter
Hammarby W
National League
Woking2 - 4Solihull Moors
luke
luke@goatifi
☆☆☆☆☆★★★★★1w ago

Solihull Moors have won a game of football 😲 Jamie Andrews masterclass and i find it funny i can give him MOTM because he was at Woking last season because NL squads aren't updated on bookd yet (which is understandable)

Player of the match
Jamie Andrews
Woking
1
Africa Cup of Nations - Qualification
Cape Verde Islands1 - 2Rwanda
luke
luke@goatifi
☆☆☆☆☆★★★★★1w ago

I'm too lazy to write a proper review but Rwanda defended really well. AFCON looks far far away for Cape Verde now

Player of the match
Fiacre Ntwari
Rwanda
CONCACAF Nations League
St. Kitts and Nevis3 - 0Grenada
luke
luke@goatifi
☆☆☆☆☆★★★★★1w ago

Comfortable win for St Kitts & Nevis. Grenada look so much worse without Akins up front. I think some USL club should take a chance on Tiquanny Williams because he's been so impressive during this international break. Bowery played pretty well again which is amazing to see. Giving Bowery MOTM on here because I can't give it to Tiquanny.

Player of the match
Jordan Bowery
St. Kitts and Nevis
2
CONCACAF Nations League
Guadeloupe2 - 2Barbados
luke
luke@goatifi
☆☆☆☆☆★★★★★1w ago

DJAMALEE BOISNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE. BRING DJAMALEE BOISNE TO MANSFIELD. THE GREATEST PLAYER IN THE HISTORY OF FOOTBALL. WOW (pretend i gave him motm it won't let me)

CONCACAF Nations League
Dominica0 - 2Puerto Rico
luke
luke@goatifi
☆☆☆☆☆★★★★★1w ago

Dominica's number 13 is the angriest footballer i've ever seen. We were shit and Puerto Rico deserved the win. If they can't score a goal against the Cayman Islands or Puerto Rico i dread to think how the Guyana games will go. There was the odd moment in the second half where Dominica looked okay i guess but that's no way near good enough. @dominica if you need a new striker i'm available

Player of the match
Wilfredo Cepeda
Puerto Rico
1
League Two
Walsall2 - 1Mansfield Town
luke
luke@goatifi
☆☆☆☆☆★★★★★1w ago

Winning 9-2 in midweek then losing to Walsall is the most Mansfield thing of all time

Player of the match
Stephen Quinn
Mansfield Town
CONCACAF Nations League
Guyana2 - 0Cayman Islands
luke
luke@goatifi
☆☆☆☆☆★★★★★1w ago

Boring but Guyana won. Omari Glasgow played well Moriah-Welsh was decent but didn't do much

Player of the match
Omari Glasgow
Guyana
MLS
Charlotte0 - 1Chicago Fire
luke
luke@goatifi
☆☆☆☆☆★★★★★1w ago

We are terrible

Player of the match
Mbekezeli Mbokazi
Chicago Fire
CONCACAF Nations League
Antigua and Barbuda5 - 0Anguilla
luke
luke@goatifi
☆☆☆☆☆★★★★★1w ago

The CONCACAF Nations League is the greatest competition in the world. TWO straight reds for people pulling his hair

Player of the match
Dion Greives
Antigua and Barbuda
1
NWSL Women
Seattle Reign2 - 0Boston Legacy
luke
luke@goatifi
☆☆☆☆☆★★★★★1w ago

The Boston Legacy kit is very nice i want it

Player of the match
Jessica Fishlock
Seattle Reign
CONCACAF Nations League
Bonaire1 - 2St. Kitts and Nevis
luke
luke@goatifi
☆☆☆☆☆★★★★★1w ago

So cool seeing Mansfield players shine for their countries. Bowery was excellent. Yes this is biased

Player of the match
Jordan Bowery
St. Kitts and Nevis
CONCACAF Nations League
Grenada0 - 3Cuba
luke
luke@goatifi
☆☆☆☆☆★★★★★1w ago

Akins injured, Grenada well beaten. Don't think it could've gone much worse. Please don't be a bad injury 🙏

CONCACAF Nations League
Bermuda1 - 2Guadeloupe
luke
luke@goatifi
☆☆☆☆☆★★★★★1w ago

Incredible comeback from Guadeloupe in the last ten minutes 👏 Stupid decisions from Bermuda cost them the game really, two dumb red cards. I think their keeper did very well though, he was quite unlucky with the goals Anyways DELIGHTED for Guadeloupe. I don't know what their nickname is so i guess up the Guadeloupe will do

CONCACAF Nations League
Haiti3 - 2Trinidad and Tobago
luke
luke@goatifi
1w ago

Who wants to guess which game i watched

Player of the match
Wilson Isidor
Sunderland
2
CONCACAF Nations League
Cayman Islands0 - 0Dominica
luke
luke@goatifi
☆☆☆☆☆★★★★★1w ago

Concacaf out of context episode 2? The first half was quite eventful and i thought at half-time, this'll have goals in it. Spoiler: it did not. That was one of the worst second halves of football i have ever seen. Literally nothing except this miss happened Wanted to say a bunch of positive things about Dominica but it was quite pathetic 😕 They should've been leading at the half ig but the 2nd half they looked so much worse and almost to the point where the Cayman Islands looked better. Nobody stood out so i'm giving MOTM to myself for watching this. We go again. Up the Nature Boyz. 🇩🇲

League Two
Mansfield Town0 - 0Newport County
luke
luke@goatifi
☆☆☆☆☆★★★★★1w ago

I got bored waiting for Cayman Islands vs Dominica so here is a list of clubs on bookd ranked by how many of their fans follow me on here.

Player of the match
Anthony Hartigan
Mansfield Town
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