bookd.
itchygooch

itchygooch

@itchygooch

i like to watch sweaty men go at it for 90 mins

messis barber
Created June 2026
Champions League
Barcelona5 - 1Feyenoord
Jogo
Jogo@jogo
☆☆☆☆☆★★★★★2d ago

Lamine Yamal goal & 2 assists, Raphinha brace, Adeyemi goal, and Jesús goal Goated game and Barca again cooking. Visca Barça 💙❤️

Champions League
Barcelona5 - 1Feyenoord
riv
riv@riv
☆☆☆☆☆★★★★★2d ago

WE ARE GOING ALL THE FUCKING WAY Raphinha dropping defenders in 4K ultra HD #gore #notclickbait #viewerdiscretionisadvised

Player of the match
Raphinha
Barcelona
1
Champions League
Barcelona5 - 1Feyenoord
alex
alex@lamineisms
☆☆☆☆☆★★★★★2d ago

Rapha brace. Adeyemi, Lamine and Jesus goals. Lamine captain shifts. BEAUTIFUL UCL NIGHTS ARE BACK. UCL BARÇA IS BACK. LA SEXTA IS COMING HOME SOM-HI BARÇA!!!! 💙❤️💙❤️

Player of the match
Raphinha
Barcelona
Champions League
Barcelona5 - 1Feyenoord
Adrian
Adrian@apg
☆☆☆☆☆★★★★★2d ago

Not even amnesia can make me forget my love for this club

Player of the match
Lamine Yamal
Barcelona
5
Champions League
Barcelona5 - 1Feyenoord
kimchi
kimchi@kimchi
☆☆☆☆☆★★★★★2d ago

Lamine you are not making it easy for me to be a normal football fan. Every time you step onto that pitch, I forget the score, the tactics, the opponent everything. I’m just sitting there thinking, “Oh my God, he’s so fine.” 😭

Player of the match
Lamine Yamal
Barcelona
La Liga
Valencia0 - 5Barcelona
midgelover
midgelover@midgelover
☆☆☆☆☆★★★★★5d ago

This Barca team is the definition of everybody eats well in every game, Hansi Flick you have TRULY changed my LIFE!

Player of the match
Fermín
Barcelona
1
La Liga
Valencia0 - 5Barcelona
adnan 🇱🇧
adnan 🇱🇧@catalanscouser
☆☆☆☆☆★★★★★5d ago

I love you, FC Barcelona ❤️💙.

Player of the match
Fermín
Barcelona
1
La Liga
Valencia0 - 5Barcelona
kimchi
kimchi@kimchi
☆☆☆☆☆★★★★★5d ago

I FUCKING LOVE YOU FERMIN

Player of the match
Fermín
Barcelona
La Liga
Valencia0 - 5Barcelona
barcelona’s groupie
barcelona’s groupie@jenna
☆☆☆☆☆★★★★★5d ago

god made jules koundé and then sent down fermín lopez to apologise

Player of the match
Fermín
Barcelona
3
La Liga
Barcelona5 - 2Rayo Vallecano
Jogo
Jogo@jogo
☆☆☆☆☆★★★★★1w ago

- Barca 10+ goals in 2 games - Anthony Gordon 3 assists in 2 games and creates an own goal chance - Raphinha 5 goals in 3 games - Lamine Yamal 2 goal Brace It's only 3 games but life as a Barca fan is too good. #FreeJulian

La Liga
Barcelona5 - 2Rayo Vallecano
Tony
Tony@tymo._
☆☆☆☆☆★★★★★1w ago

missing half a star for those defensive blunders but who tf cares when you keep getting all you can eat games every fucking week

Player of the match
Lamine Yamal
Barcelona
1
La Liga
Barcelona5 - 2Rayo Vallecano
rifaaa
rifaaa@rifanieee
☆☆☆☆☆★★★★★1w ago

Lamine and Raphinha brace I’m full

Player of the match
Lamine Yamal
Barcelona
2
La Liga
Barcelona2 - 0Athletic Club
Tony
Tony@tymo._
☆☆☆☆☆★★★★★2w ago

should've been way more than 2-0 if not for this masterclass from Unai Simón p.s lamine gotta start stepping up, we know you got this

3
La Liga
Barcelona2 - 0Athletic Club
midgelover
midgelover@midgelover
☆☆☆☆☆★★★★★2w ago

someone drug test Unai Simon, he's on the same substances as what every goddamn goalkeeper in the World Cup were on BRUH. incredibly entertaining game as always, should have been 6-0 tbf.

Player of the match
Pedri
Barcelona
4
La Liga
Elche0 - 5Barcelona
kimchi
kimchi@kimchi
☆☆☆☆☆★★★★★2w ago

WERE COMING FOR THAT 6TH

Player of the match
Raphinha
Barcelona
World Cup
Spain1 - 0Argentina
kimchi
kimchi@kimchi
19 Jul 2026

FERRRANNNNNNN

Player of the match
Ferran Torres
Spain
World Cup
France4 - 6England
kimchi
kimchi@kimchi
☆☆☆☆☆★★★★★18 Jul 2026

You see what happens when you don’t park the bus💀😂

Player of the match
Bukayo Saka
England