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itchygooch

@itchygooch

i like to watch sweaty men go at it for 90 mins

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Created June 2026
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21 reviews
Champions League
Barcelona5 - 1Feyenoord
itchygooch
itchygooch@itchygooch
☆☆☆☆☆★★★★★2d ago

5 GOALS IN 4/5 GAMES THANK THE STARS I BLEED BLAUGRANA lamine squirted on me and i couldn’t be happier and raphi MY CORN ROW KING playing the nine role perfectly GABRIEL JESUS HAS RISEN (i gave kounde one rating)

Player of the match
Raphinha
Barcelona
4
La Liga
Valencia0 - 5Barcelona
itchygooch
itchygooch@itchygooch
☆☆☆☆☆★★★★★5d ago

FERMIN MY SWEET PRINCE IMMA DEFEND U FOR LIFE gabriel jesus cameo hansi flick ball never fails man.

Player of the match
Fermín
Barcelona
La Liga
Barcelona5 - 2Rayo Vallecano
itchygooch
itchygooch@itchygooch
☆☆☆☆☆★★★★★1w ago

RAPHINHA AND YAMAL ID KILL FOR YALL shoutout our signees, they keep proving why we bought em i love being a barca fan.

Player of the match
Raphinha
Barcelona
2
La Liga
Barcelona2 - 0Athletic Club
itchygooch
itchygooch@itchygooch
☆☆☆☆☆★★★★★2w ago

RAPHINHA MY CORN ROW KING AND XAVI ESPART WHAT A PLAYER GORDON IS OFFICIALLY A CATALAN KNIGHT

Player of the match
Raphinha
Barcelona
2
World Cup
Spain1 - 0Argentina
itchygooch
itchygooch@itchygooch
☆☆☆☆☆★★★★★19 Jul 2026

underwhelming final, the drake curse is still a thing CUBARSI POCKETED MESSI AND RONALDO. DARE I SAY BETTER THAN MALDINI??

Player of the match
Pau Cubarsí
Spain
World Cup
France4 - 6England
itchygooch
itchygooch@itchygooch
☆☆☆☆☆★★★★★18 Jul 2026

OLISE TOO CHALANT ANY FORM OF SAKA >> WC MBAPPE

Player of the match
Bukayo Saka
England
World Cup
England1 - 2Argentina
itchygooch
itchygooch@itchygooch
☆☆☆☆☆★★★★★15 Jul 2026

better writing than one piece as a barca fan, i can finally rest.

Player of the match
Lionel Messi
Argentina
World Cup
Argentina3 - 1Switzerland
itchygooch
itchygooch@itchygooch
☆☆☆☆☆★★★★★12 Jul 2026

WRITE THE CHECK LAPORTA

Player of the match
Julián Álvarez
Argentina
World Cup
Switzerland0 - 0Colombia
itchygooch
itchygooch@itchygooch
☆☆☆☆☆★★★★★8 Jul 2026

filler ass game. CAN WE STOP LETTING CENTERBACKS TAKE PKS???

Player of the match
Gregor Kobel
Switzerland
World Cup
Argentina3 - 2Egypt
itchygooch
itchygooch@itchygooch
☆☆☆☆☆★★★★★7 Jul 2026

U BRING ME JOY LEO NO ONE CAN EVER MAKE ME FEEL WHAT U MAKE ME FEEL MY FUCKING GOAT MAN

Player of the match
Lionel Messi
Argentina
World Cup
USA1 - 4Belgium
itchygooch
itchygooch@itchygooch
☆☆☆☆☆★★★★★7 Jul 2026

FUCK TRUMP AND FUCK TER STEGEN

Player of the match
Charles De Ketelaere
Belgium
World Cup
Mexico2 - 3England
itchygooch
itchygooch@itchygooch
☆☆☆☆☆★★★★★6 Jul 2026

i threw up, legs were shaking, i have no nails left. next time my fellow beans

Player of the match
Jorge Ramos
Mexico
World Cup
Brazil1 - 2Norway
itchygooch
itchygooch@itchygooch
☆☆☆☆☆★★★★★5 Jul 2026

HAALAND TO GABRIEL I LIVE FOR THIS SHIT

Player of the match
Erling Haaland
Norway
World Cup
Paraguay0 - 1France
itchygooch
itchygooch@itchygooch
☆☆☆☆☆★★★★★5 Jul 2026

morocco saved my parlay and the french RUINED IT mbappe was moving like his idol this game—a shot to row z and a penalty to top it off. (this is a joke, mbappe pls don’t come for me)

Player of the match
Kylian Mbappé
France
World Cup
Canada0 - 3Morocco
itchygooch
itchygooch@itchygooch
☆☆☆☆☆★★★★★5 Jul 2026

three stars only because morocco saved my parlay HOWEVER canada should’ve finished their chances one host down.

World Cup
Argentina3 - 2Cape Verde Islands
itchygooch
itchygooch@itchygooch
☆☆☆☆☆★★★★★4 Jul 2026

someone once called it a seven game tournament. I LIVE FOR THIS SHIT

Player of the match
Lisandro Martínez
Argentina
World Cup
Argentina2 - 0Austria
itchygooch
itchygooch@itchygooch
☆☆☆☆☆★★★★★23 Jun 2026

U HAVE TWENTY FOUR HOURS RONALDO

Player of the match
Lionel Messi
Argentina
World Cup
Uruguay2 - 2Cape Verde Islands
itchygooch
itchygooch@itchygooch
☆☆☆☆☆★★★★★22 Jun 2026

cape verde did everything right to hold that draw. nail biting game for sure

Player of the match
Néstor Micol
Uruguay