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mbappe, ferran, haaland, zion, and olise are also my goats banner by ba00na on tiktok/twt
Real Madrid4 - 1Sevilla
dio, huijsen, arda, and endrick starting 🥹🥹🥹🥹 AND MILITAO AND ESPI COMING ON (EMPHASIS ON MILITAO) MOURINHOS FINALLY DOING SOMETHING DIFFERENT LOOORDDD BLESSSS
Man City2 - 4PSG
donnarumma found dead
PSG
Roma3 - 4Real Madridi’m so glad i didn’t turn off the game after 3-1. that comeback was CINEMA to watch. i love you endrick, espi, and arda 💕💕 mourinho PLEASE take this as a sign to play them more, if this wasn’t a wake up call idk what is . i definitely underestimated roma but im so happy we won bro comeback of a century
Real MadridReal Madrid1 - 0Villarreal
they were cooking up piss in a kettle. straight piss. field full of yellow piss
Real Madrid
England3 - 0Czechia
another good one harry kane casual stuff
England
France4 - 1Belgium
game was boring until olise and doue came on OLISE I LOVE YOUUU ft my highlight of the match 🥹❤️🇫🇷
FranceFrance1 - 1Italy
why was france moving like that bro like u can physically feel the absence of mbappe 💔💔 i look up and theres just some bullshit happening. also donnarumma went crazy tho holy shit tttt also idk abt u guys my shit was streamed from a nokia
Italy
China0 - 5Palestine
this match was weird for me simply because it’s my home country against palestine so idk how im supposed to feel.., especially since i woke up at 7 am to watch this so i can banter a lil with my friend LOL and we lost so badly 🥶🥶 like yes let palestine win im not opposed to it at all but CAN CHINA AT LEAST SCORE A GOAL???????????? this is my first time watching both teams, and im pretty impressed with palestines side, pretty good football. the only praise i have is that even tho chinas goalkeeper conceded 5 goals…, at least the only saves he did have were pretty crazy to see…????????? (<— local person trying to find something good to say about their country) overall, #fairs, at least we lost to palestine LOL 🇨🇳❤️🇵🇸
PalestineCzechia0 - 2Englandguys ngl i was getting too distracted during this match. family fc was more interesting than this match. W trent assist tho 🩷
England
Norway1 - 2Portugal
lowkey L game i was watching w my friends and i was embarrassed cuz of the amount of times mfs were flopping, there was at one point four people on the ground bro like what are we doing every moment the camera zooms on some dude rolling and groaning on CHILL OUT!!! saw ronaldo warm up but he was nowhere to be found 😔 at least they won without him
Canada1 - 0Chile
i know we won but how did we 1-0 against chile with 9 men bro i wasn’t watching the game that much i had it on the background but come on
England2 - 3Spain
lowkey mad as shit whatever have an emotional support bellingham english fans i drew it with my anger during this match. ignore my smudges i hate paper
England
Türkiye0 - 1Francei was like multi tasking gaming and watching this game but not much happened 🥹 i saw arda guler falling constantly tho my goat 😭😭😭😭 but also L game with the way it took out mbappe we are COOKED
Norway3 - 2Denmark
didnt get to watch second half but super awesome stuff thanks bobb haaland and odegaard
Norway
Marseille1 - 2PSGi think this match was a decent watch nothing that stood out too much BUT FERRAN TORRES GOAL WITH DESIRE DOUE ASSISTTTTT YESSSSS
PSG
Atletico Madrid2 - 1Real Madridmourinho what the FUCK were these decisions, along with the dumbass ref and the way atletico played do you even want us to succeed. everything so bad our defender had to score for us don’t even ask a real madrid fan what happened on September 20 2026 they just look at you like this
Real MadridSevilla1 - 3Barcelona
i mostly had this in the background but pedri stinker + no goal farming. the most successful hatewatch i can get out of a barca la liga game good job raphinha for the hat trick
Barcelona
Mexico2 - 3Englandseeing the bellingham two goals in two minutes in the actual match is crazier than just watching the clips, like that was straight up a minute not even two. THE GAME JUST RESTARTED BRO omf he was insane here, i understand why he reacted like that when the whistle blew lmao you can literally see the sweat dripping from his face the dude was STRESSED and EXERTED. ESPECIALLY when they’re playing with 10 men and the last minutes of the game were just straight up cortisol spiking for these english players and fans like MEXICO WAS SO CLOSE!! they had so many chances and shots. truly an intense game. kudos to the mexican team for being able to score at least two goals after those brutal bellingoals 😭 also with how they dominated with most possession, damn. HIGHLIGHTS: - the two jude goals ofc - jude’s crazy save in the 48th minute, the way he kicked the ball in the air wow - julian quinones celebrating by giving his teammates high fives 🥺 - djed spence tackles. love seeing how he immediately got to work when he got subbed on - just seeing anthony gordon run, watching this made me realize how fast he was - the english players literally throwing themselves on the ground for a header each time - declan rice blocking a shot with his ass LOL (at least it looked like it) - all the very VERY close goals by mexico (e.g the 101th minute one by gellardo i think? SO CLOSE) - the english players reactions to the whistle being blown helppp
England
Elche2 - 3Real Madridthe things imma do to you real madrid. had a bad day, got denied of my health card renewal and you almost gave me a heart attack. watch tf out. A WIN IS A WIN THO! 🩷🩷🩷 (i can’t tag everyone in my review im so sorry shoutout to @Ifr , @aleerma , @valeria and i think @notbiscuitz 😢😢)
Real Madrid
Stade Brestois 290 - 1PSGvery nice stadium atmosphere, the chants were loud and there was a community, i love to see that. always happy to see a ferran goal. i’m glad we got to see doue play, that doue goal would’ve been nice if it acc went in. and unfortunately it edged me for a doue and ferran joint goal 🥀 really wanted to see that
PSG
Man United0 - 1Man Cityspain vs argentina final alternate universe where argentina won (ignoring the negativity around arg)
Man CityReal Madrid4 - 1Rayo Vallecano
hard watch at second half no lie this second half gimmick HAS TO STOP!!!! 4-1 im happy tho want to see diomande start more, he had a nice run imo crazy dribbling
Real Madrid
Montreal Roses W2 - 2AFC Toronto W
first time watching something canadian related regarding to football, i only tuned into the second half tho. was definitely rooting for toronto afc but since it’s my first time watching i couldn’t tell which was which so i assumed the red and blue kits were toronto afc so i rooted for them haha whoops… amazing comeback for toronto afc glad we can draw against the québécois at their home 🥳
Cameroon W3 - 0Malawi W
one of those matches where i didn’t rlly mind either side winning, both makes wafcon history no matter the result. congratulations to cameroon! they played well, i was so impressed with how they dominated wafcon this year. looking forward to seeing them both in the wc! along w morocco and algeria i think? yayy
South Africa W2 - 1Nigeria W
guys ngl i was actually upset that nigeria lost helppp wdym my first womens world cup i wont see alozie play 🥹🥹 can’t remember much of the match i remember being super devastated and stress watching
Nigeria W
Algeria W1 - 3Malawi Wi won’t lie i accidentally fell asleep during the match not bc it was boring but i was very tired that day but i think i was able to watch some stuff and my favourite highlight was seeing the chawinga sisters get a goal together?!?! super heart warming stuff!!!
Lyon WCameroon W1 - 0Nigeria Wthis was my first wafcon game and i fell in love with michelle alozie so i was rooting for nigeria and i thought there was a chance bc they were literally 10 time wafcon champions??? but then???? THE CAMEROON GK WAS MOVING LIKE CRAZY?? that shit was crazy i come into wafcon rooting for the favourites and they lose 🥹 good on cameroon tho michaely is a blessing i was also a little annoyed bc the ball kept being kicked out of the bounds aaahhh
Cameroon WPSG6 - 1Slovan Bratislava
FERRRRANNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!! oh my goodness i’m so happy for him i was hoping for a 4th goal too he looked great in this
PSGReal Madrid2 - 1Inter
first half was good but we fell off second half. courtois saved my life have an mbappe i drew for good luck during half time. didn’t work. 😔
Real MadridMan City1 - 2Real Madridfirst half kinda sucked, rma sucked. second half is better tho, saw some rlly nice crosses (?) . that valverde goal would’ve been beautiful if it wasn’t offside, and there was generally sm disallowed goals it was acc pissing me off 😭 also first time seeing a goalkeeper other than courtois in action, i think it was lunin he was pretty goated. pep guardiola’s expressions were funny asf too
Real Madrid
Paraguay0 - 1Francei forgot i watched ts. get em mbappe
France
Arsenal2 - 1Chelsea
pretty good football i enjoyed it always keep winning odegaard
Arsenal
Hull City0 - 0Aston Villa
ZIONNN
Aston VillaMan City1 - 0Coventry
Man City
Betis1 - 0Real Madridts was so ass😭😭😭🙏🙏🙏
Real MadridBarcelona5 - 2Rayo Vallecanothis match was def better than the aston villa vs arsenal game i watched lmfao
BarcelonaAston Villa0 - 1Arsenala bit of a boring game.. esp since i don’t watch neither club. was only there for suzuki’s debut. it’s ok tho i hope they’ll have a better game next time ^_^
Aston VillaArsenal3 - 0Man CityArsenalReal Madrid4 - 1Real Sociedad
mbappe hat trick is so amazing to see and seeing all 3 superstars of RM work together (mbappe, bellingham, vini jr) is so cinema we are so back
Real Madrid