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alex

@lamineisms

southeast asia’s top messi glazer and culé est. 2006

Created June 2026
La Liga
Elche0 - 5Barcelona
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leslieee
leslieee@leslieee
☆☆☆☆☆★★★★★1d ago

raphinha brace, adeyemi goal, gordon with two assists and ferminator brace. we are so back barça nayshun 😭

Player of the match
Raphinha
Barcelona
4
La Liga
Elche0 - 5Barcelona
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taha
taha@taha
☆☆☆☆☆★★★★★1d ago

EVERYBODY EATS GAME 💙❤️ GREAT WAY TO START THE SEASON!!!

Player of the match
Raphinha
Barcelona
15
Friendlies Clubs
Basel 18932 - 5Barcelona
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taha
taha@taha
☆☆☆☆☆★★★★★1w ago

lamine g/a, bisiwu brace, hamza BANGER, adeymi g/a IM SO FED.

World Cup
Spain1 - 0Argentina
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emi
emi@emi
☆☆☆☆☆★★★★★20 Jul 2026

very happy for spain. but for my leo… i have so much to say. i don’t know football without leo messi. i genuinely don’t know how to say goodbye to him either. and i don’t know how you grieve someone who’s technically still playing. because that’s what this feels like. it feels like i’m saying goodbye to the biggest chapter of my life as a football fan, and i don’t know what comes after that. i think that’s the most beautiful, and the most heartbreaking, part about football. how unbelievably bittersweet it is. my heart broke watching him lose his final world cup. but in the middle of all that heartbreak, i couldn’t stop thinking about something else. maradona’s final world cup ended in heartbreak, and football found messi. now messi’s final world cup ends in heartbreak, and football has found lamine. maybe that’s how this sport survives. maybe every goodbye is also the beginning of someone else’s story. football is so fucking beautiful like that. legends leave, but they never leave the game empty. they leave it in better hands than they found it. and i don’t think there’s a more beautiful example of that than watching leo smile as this next generation begins to write its own story. so thank you, leo. thank you for every ounce of joy you’ve brought me. every ounce of passion. every ounce of belief. from the little girl who fell in love with football because of you, to the woman i am today… thank you. i’ll never know football the way i knew it with you. i don’t think i’ll ever love this sport in quite the same way again. but because of you, i’ll always love it. you’ll always be the reason. maybe that’s what feels the most full circle. my heart shattered in 2014. somehow, that heartbreak became the reason i fell in love with football. and twelve years later… you broke it one last time and still left me with something to love. forever grateful, leo

Player of the match
Lionel Messi
Argentina
3
World Cup
Spain1 - 0Argentina
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taha
taha@taha
☆☆☆☆☆★★★★★19 Jul 2026

FC BARCELONA HAVE WON THE 2026 WORLD CUP!!!

Player of the match
Ferran Torres
Spain
6
World Cup
France4 - 6England
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dylan
dylan@dylan
☆☆☆☆☆★★★★★18 Jul 2026

Brilliant match. Would still like Tuchel sacked tomorrow morning. Attached also are some photos from my time in Zurich.

7
World Cup
England1 - 2Argentina
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ihrtpedri
ihrtpedri@ihrtpedri
☆☆☆☆☆★★★★★15 Jul 2026

Insane that I wrote a whole paragraph about Messi, how he changed my life and they way I see football and he still made the way to surprise me even more. Leo Messi, you’re insane. My dream about Argentina and Spain playing together came true. Culés, Sunday is our day. Let’s enjoy it while we can.

Player of the match
Lionel Messi
Argentina
2
World Cup
England1 - 2Argentina
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leslieee
leslieee@leslieee
☆☆☆☆☆★★★★★15 Jul 2026

we’re actually getting that finalissima final

Player of the match
Lionel Messi
Argentina
9
World Cup
England1 - 2Argentina
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juicedcandy
juicedcandy@juicedcandy
☆☆☆☆☆★★★★★15 Jul 2026
Player of the match
Lionel Messi
Argentina
12
World Cup
England1 - 2Argentina
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midgetlover
midgetlover@midgetlover
☆☆☆☆☆★★★★★15 Jul 2026

This game pretty much summed up both England and Argentina perfectly. Argentina played rather defensively for the most part and, one might add, very aggressively, while all England wanted was one goal, the first goal. And they even got that goal from Gordon, who was found with an absolutely delicious cross by Rogers. And then Tuchel made some baffling tweaks that just made the entire English team sit back in an extreme low block and defend for their lives for the next 40 minutes. England ended the game with six, yes, SIX defenders on the pitch. What this also causes is that if you happen to concede a goal or manage to hoof the ball out of your own penalty area, you have no attacking outlets remaining with Gordon, the only one in this English side who could exploit the Argentine defensive line with his speed, being taken off. Every single English player was behind the ball, and all Argentina had to do was pepper them with crosses and passes into the box to pin them back. The problem with this game plan is, and why it worked against Mexico and not against Argentina, is one man: Messi. You CANNOT go into that defensive of a structure without any intention of attacking with that absolute DEMON on the pitch. And once again, just like against Egypt, he stepped up, took the onus on himself in the last 20 minutes, and turned this game around pretty much single-handedly. He had able allies in Enzo and Lautaro, but pretty much 90% of everything went through Messi on the right flank, either beating his man on the outside and whipping a cross in or cutting in and playing those absolutely sublime one-twos to open up the English backline. And I can't lie, I enjoyed every minute of him running the clock back. One has to soak it in; he might only play one more game in Argentine colors. People may dislike this Argentine team, but watching Messi play at his absolute best is always a special, special thing to witness.

Player of the match
Lionel Messi
Argentina
6
World Cup
England1 - 2Argentina
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taha
taha@taha
☆☆☆☆☆★★★★★15 Jul 2026

LIONEL ANDRES MESSI CUCCITINI POSSESED BY MARADONA IN THE FINAL 15 MINUTES OF EVERY WORLD CUP MATCH ❤️😭❤️😭❤️

Player of the match
Lionel Messi
Argentina
1
World Cup
Argentina3 - 1Switzerland
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alf
alf@alf
☆☆☆☆☆★★★★★12 Jul 2026
Player of the match
Julián Álvarez
Argentina
4
World Cup
Argentina3 - 2Egypt
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taha
taha@taha
☆☆☆☆☆★★★★★7 Jul 2026

That Messi equalizer… one of the craziest dopamine hits I’ve had watching football 🐐

Player of the match
Lionel Messi
Argentina
6
World Cup
Portugal0 - 1Spain
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arianwasnothere
arianwasnothere@arianwasnothere
☆☆☆☆☆★★★★★6 Jul 2026

CRape, CR41, CRKelly, Crynaldo, Rapenaldo, Pendu you deserve ALL the HATE. So long buddy bye bye!!! Once again the legend of the Portuguese ghost—the jinn lurking in the deserts of Saudi Arabia, better known as Misstiano Penaldo, a.k.a. Ghostnaldo—continues to haunt the global seven-game tournament...

Player of the match
Ferran Torres
Spain
2
World Cup
Portugal0 - 1Spain
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eman
eman@eman
☆☆☆☆☆★★★★★6 Jul 2026

BYE BYE RONALDO

Player of the match
Mikel Merino
Spain
3
World Cup
Portugal0 - 1Spain
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elz
elz@elz
☆☆☆☆☆★★★★★6 Jul 2026

Turn that 6 upside down it's a 9 now

Player of the match
Mikel Merino
Spain
3
World Cup
Portugal0 - 1Spain
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juicedcandy
juicedcandy@juicedcandy
☆☆☆☆☆★★★★★6 Jul 2026

THE SHARK SENDS SPAIN THROUGH TO THE QF

Player of the match
Lamine Yamal
Spain
6
World Cup
Portugal0 - 1Spain
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carbonfiverr
carbonfiverr@carbonfiverr
☆☆☆☆☆★★★★★6 Jul 2026

Fuck Ronaldo, for the last time this tournament that i have to say that. Not a goal fest but enjoyable regardless, huge chance for Oyarzabal early in the game that should’ve been a goal. Also a great save from Diogo Costa. Couple of chances for Ronaldo too but nothing too crazy. Love myself some last minute winners though, Mikel Merino is just so good in those kind of situations, just knows where to be at what time. I can just continue my agenda on hating Roberto Martinez because he’ll never do anything useful. Yet again i ask for his coaching license to be taken away and gifted to me, id do a better job with this Portugal team. Theres no tactic or strategy at all, just go make sure Ronaldo gets an opportunity thats it. No wonder the PSG Portuguese are lost because they are used to an elite manager. Maybe Portugal will be better in two years, or four years, that depends when Ronaldo leaves. One of the best teams in the world but Ronaldo makes this team useless. Also bye bye Ronaldo. I will also say again, after i already did after the Austria game, that this midfield of Rodri, Pedri, and Olmo doesn’t work. They are all too far away from each other leaving Pedri all alone and unable to do what he does best. Fraudulent behavior from DLF. Baena is just rough, but if Nico Williams was fit he wouldn’t be playing at all. Cubarsí was yet again so mature in that defense. USA or Belgium next so should be a slightly easier game for Spain. Man of the match Rodri for me, he put in a shift and a half today. Most touches, 13 progressive passes, 6 defcon too.

Player of the match
Rodri
Spain
World Cup
Argentina3 - 2Cape Verde Islands
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owf
owf@owf
☆☆☆☆☆★★★★★4 Jul 2026

Small Island with Big Dreams 🦈 Cape Verde every game surprises us more and more honestly and someone please check if Vozinha is actually 40 or no ! No way their defense and entire squad gave everyone a hard time while having current best players on the planet . I genuinely couldn’t believe it, because I don’t know Argentina are bad or Cape Verde are so good that they make other teams look average . This match going to extra time is the last thing I expected, honestly Cape Verde showed the world what playing with your soul for the badge could do and where it can take you. Today, we almost witnessed arguably the biggest upset in world cup history. Cape Verde defend but they defend to do something, and when they attack, they sting where it hurts most which is even more impressive, I am still shocked. The only things that was expected and it happened it is that Argentina won at the end, but they needed to give 200% to win. So happy for Messi, yet so sad for Cape Verde, their passion and unexpected performance will truly be missed and forever remembered. Cape Verde were the secret sauce to this tournament, they were the team that showed big nation’s weaknesses, they were the reason that big nations changed a lot of things. The emotions during this match were all over the place, it was something special and cannot be described what so ever, only people watched the game will ever understand. Cape Verde, welcome to history and you can leave with your heads up.. 🇦🇷🇨🇻

Player of the match
Lisandro Martínez
Argentina
World Cup
Argentina3 - 2Cape Verde Islands
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taiyo
taiyo@taiyo
☆☆☆☆☆★★★★★4 Jul 2026

And to think some people don’t like watching football

Player of the match
Vózinha
Cape Verde Islands
World Cup
Argentina3 - 2Cape Verde Islands
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olivia
olivia@olivia
☆☆☆☆☆★★★★★4 Jul 2026

vozinha it’s been fucking fun

Player of the match
Vózinha
Cape Verde Islands
World Cup
Portugal2 - 1Croatia
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carbonfiverr
carbonfiverr@carbonfiverr
☆☆☆☆☆★★★★★3 Jul 2026

First id like to say fuck Ronaldo, 2009 will not be forgotten. I would also like to say that as I’m known for my tactical analysis that Roberto Martínez is a fraud and should give his coaching licenses to me because i genuinely think i would make a better manager than him. I think the first half wasnt as bad as many people said. To me it was okay, ive seen muuuuch worse and there were some exciting moments. Cristiano Ronaldo played disappointingly as expected, but theres something beautiful yet weird about watching one of the greatest of all time to be this washed, i dont quite know how to explain that feeling because i also just really dislike him as a human so maybe that impacts some of it. He had zero touches in the box throughout the first half which for him is just disastrous, long gone are the days of him being the best in the world. Vitinha has been very disappointing too, just plays very safe but its also necessary because if he risks things than the attack will not be able to do anything useful as they are awful lmao. A super defensive Croatia too, not too many attacks from their side which was disappointing to see. Second half started incredible honestly, immediately some chances and who else than 37 year old Ivan Perišić scoring the opener. Most goals on World Cups now for Croatia. Almost a insane equalizer from Rafael Leão right after, im a huge hater so seeing how he hit that woodwork made me a bit nervous lmao. What a hit though. Ronaldo finally scoring a knockout goal! But it was offside, brilliant goal if he timed that run better. He got his knockout goal anyway though, not the best pen he has taken but it went in anyway. 100% pen too, no way around it. With that he becomes the oldest goalscorer in World Cup knockouts at 41 years and 147 days. Another fun fact i saw was two of the 7 oldest goalscorers scoring within 15 minutes of each other. Also as many international tournament goals as Ronaldo Nazario now with 25. More in comments

Player of the match
Ivan Perišić
Croatia
9
World Cup
Netherlands1 - 1Morocco
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carbonfiverr
carbonfiverr@carbonfiverr
☆☆☆☆☆★★★★★30 Jun 2026

Lots of fuck and fucking being said, also not enough. The fuck do you even say. Fuck koeman, fuck nigel de jong, fuck the entire staff, fuck marianne van leeuwen, fuck all of the knvb. no fucking ambition. What is the actual point of participating in tournaments with a top 5 level squad but not doing anything to increase those chances. Could put a fucking capybara in front of this team and theyd do a better job. Just sack everyone, get people that are actually ambitious. Fucking sick of this shit every two fucking years. How do you employ someone finishing 3rd in the Euros who only reached the semis after beating romania and just barely turkey. Losing immediately to england in the semis. How do you look at that and think yeah this is successful lets do it again. And then going to this fucking world cup and having the fucking audacity to take weghorst and memphis, while also not even considering Veerman because you have personal beef with him. Fuck off man zero man management. Take a fucking page out of Van Gaal his book he at least gives a fuck about all his players without any favoritism. Hope Slot joins maybe we can reach a round of 16 next time around then. At least a actual fucking manager instead of a useless dinosaur. Just so fucking done with it all. Now a special segment about the referee because WHO THE FUCK ASSIGNED HIM???????? Most useless ref from the groups gets the biggest round of 32 knockout game like what????? What a fucking twat not giving cards for anything, van hecke clearly getting elbowed and not even a var check. Get this fucking dude back to brazil and never let him leave the country again the useless dimwit. How can morocco violently tackle everyone and only get a yellow in the 2nd half. Fucking awful. And fuck Hakimi the fucking rapist all his teammates and coaches for supporting him and being rape apologizers. Hope France locks him up. Cant look at his face without getting the urge to hook him honestly.

20
World Cup
Brazil2 - 1Japan
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taha
taha@taha
☆☆☆☆☆★★★★★29 Jun 2026
Player of the match
Gabriel Martinelli
Brazil
5
World Cup
Portugal5 - 0Uzbekistan
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carbonfiverr
carbonfiverr@carbonfiverr
☆☆☆☆☆★★★★★23 Jun 2026

Unsuccessful hatewatch, still gotta rate it properly though. I don’t really know where this all came from, i know Uzbekistan are usually very good defensively but they absolutely threw it away here. I suppose it has to do with Cannavaro replacing their previous manager despite him qualifying Uzbekistan for the world cup. He pretty much plays the same way but i think for the players its also strange to kick the manager out who was successful for a Serie B reject, like hes not even asked to manage clubs anymore in the second italian division lmao (Italian football fact). Ronaldo with two goals but i will decide to say nothing about it because i have very strong opinions towards him and i do not respect him as a person. My morals cant accept it. I am interested to see how Martinez will make this Portugal team play for the upcoming games, definitely could lead to issues when they play a bigger side. They played pretty good this game but end of the day its still ‘only’ Uzbekistan and you have to take it with a grain of salt. Nuno Mendes played better than lest game as well, midfield felt a lot better in general which helped the whole team. Ill give MOTM to Mendes mostly because i dont want to give it to Ronaldo for personal reasons, and besides those two goals he didnt really do much of worth at all.

Player of the match
Nuno Mendes
Portugal
4
World Cup
Argentina2 - 0Austria
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taha
taha@taha
☆☆☆☆☆★★★★★22 Jun 2026

Who is Messi? For the blind, he is the vision. For the hungry, he is the food. For the thirsty, he is the water. If he thinks, I agree. If he speaks, I listen. If he has a million fans, I am one of them. If he has ten fans, I am one of them. If he has only one fan, that is me. If he has no fans then I am dead.

Player of the match
Lionel Messi
Argentina
10