alex

☆☆☆☆☆★★★★★1d ago

Horrendous. Disgusting. Deplorable. Just like a tragic trainwreck, I can’t stop watching.

Barcelona is back!!! I knew Toni Gros aka Princess Diana aka LDN Barca would score!!! A win is a win nonetheless but our next match is haunting us....

Player of the match

Anthony Gordon

Barcelona

Slept through the match Merino supersub strikes again

Player of the match

Lamine Yamal

Spain

Should’ve been a WhatsApp voice message. We let Croatia’s uncle team beat our ass for 30 minutes only to let Don Mikel Merino save us. Anyway vamos España

Player of the match

Mikel Merino

Spain

Gracias, mi capí. I watched you in an Argentina shirt for the first time as a child. The sky blue and white, colours that defined one stellar part of your career in football. I can’t believe this is happening. You were supposed to play forever, Leo. I witnessed your ups and downs, your 2016 retirement and all the what-ifs and almosts during the previous World Cups. Then, the legendary 2021-2024 run happened. Copa 2021, Finalissima, Qatar, and Copa 2024. Especially after winning that World Cup after years of waiting, years of hard work and sacrifices, I had never been happier. I only know football because of you, and that you define football. I don’t know what to do without you, Leo. I really hope this is all a dream.

Player of the match

Lionel Messi

Argentina

Barcelona W7 - 0Real Madrid W

Argentina1 - 2Saudi Arabia

Visca barça sempre !!!! We gave madrid chronic belt to ass, these madridistas can’t catch a break supporting both men and fem 😂😂🤣🤣🤣

Player of the match

Clàudia Pina

Barcelona W

World Cup

Painful match as a messi fan but a great match overall. Amazing comeback

Player of the match

Salem Al Dawsari

Saudi Arabia

Count on don doctor lionel messi and you know he can deliver

Player of the match

Lionel Messi

Argentina

Player of the match

Julián Álvarez

Argentina

World Cup

Argentina2 - 1Australia

Netherlands2 - 2Argentina

Player of the match

Lionel Messi

Argentina

World Cup

La scaloneta were going into full blown war this match. Insanity all around, pushing, shoving, yellow card galore. And of course it gave us the ever so iconic…

Player of the match

Lionel Messi

Argentina

Barcelona W5 - 0Granad. Tenerife W

Pina never fails to make me go through a religious experience.

Player of the match

Clàudia Pina

Barcelona W

Sevilla W0 - 4Barcelona W

I’m alive.

Player of the match

Caroline Hansen

Barcelona W

Barcelona W4 - 2Atletico Madrid W

Barça fem and men: Making culers have high blood pressure and heart issues is our number 1 ability!

Player of the match

Caroline Hansen

Barcelona W

Deportivo Alavés W0 - 6Barcelona W

UEFA Champions League Women

Pina

Player of the match

Clàudia Pina

Barcelona W

Barcelona W5 - 2Paris W

“Barça femení are playi-“

Player of the match

Caroline Hansen

Barcelona W

Edf Logrono W0 - 2Barcelona W

UEFA Champions League Women

Could’ve been a whatsapp message kind of game. But where does barcelona keep finding these wonderkids?? Is there something we don’t know?

Player of the match

Patri Guijarro

Barcelona W

Roma W0 - 6Barcelona W

Keep forgetting to log femeni matches so this intl break is my excuse. God please protect caro from all sickness and grant her that balon de oro. How i fucking love this team, more than 5 goals or nothing!!!

Player of the match

Caroline Hansen

Barcelona W

Barcelona5 - 0Real Madrid

One of my favourite matches i watched on youtube as a kid. It paved the way for my younger self to know my heart will be for barça. 💙❤️

Player of the match

David Villa

Barcelona

Ferrass gone and we play way better. Anyway LAMINE YAMAL BALLON D’OR.

Player of the match

Lamine Yamal

Spain

Ferran torres suddenly remembers his true self when he wears the spanish shirt.

Player of the match

Lamine Yamal

Spain

Sevilla1 - 3Barcelona

☆☆☆☆☆★★★★★2w ago

3 weeks no barça ball. 3 weeks no rapha ball. 3 weeks no raphinha. Okay.

Player of the match

Raphinha

Barcelona

Barcelona7 - 2Racing Santander

☆☆☆☆☆★★★★★3w ago

One word pure class

Player of the match

Raphinha

Barcelona

Levante2 - 4Barcelona

This match was the most cardiac arrest inducing match i’ve witnessed from barça this season. We could’ve conceded more. Joan garcia you are not unai, please quit the gimmick. 100% a big wake up call for the team, it really showed how our defence is held up by inshallah and the power of pau cubarsi and the five ghostly spirits protecting him. Lamine brace and xavi’s first goal for barça, so i guess we are leaving with something.

Player of the match

Lamine Yamal

Barcelona

Champions League

Bayern5 - 0Bodo/Glimt

Very happy that musiala scored today after all that has happened to him

Player of the match

Michael Olise

Bayern

Real Madrid2 - 3Barcelona

Pure cinematic masterclass. Messi owns Madrid. 🐐🐐🐐

Player of the match

Lionel Messi

Barcelona

Champions League

Barcelona5 - 1Feyenoord

Rapha brace. Adeyemi, Lamine and Jesus goals. Lamine captain shifts. BEAUTIFUL UCL NIGHTS ARE BACK. UCL BARÇA IS BACK. LA SEXTA IS COMING HOME SOM-HI BARÇA!!!! 💙❤️💙❤️

Player of the match

Raphinha

Barcelona

Haaland brace. Easy for the guy

Player of the match

Erling Haaland

Man City

Champions League

Real Madrid2 - 1Inter

Unsuccessful hatewatch.

Valencia0 - 5Barcelona

☆☆☆☆☆★★★★★6 Sept 2026

Thank you God for making me a Barcelona fan.

Player of the match

Fermín

Barcelona

Premier League

Man City1 - 0Coventry

☆☆☆☆☆★★★★★6 Sept 2026

Could've been a WhatsApp text

Player of the match

Elliot Anderson

Man City

Betis1 - 0Real Madrid

☆☆☆☆☆★★★★★6 Sept 2026

Cinematic hatewatch

Barcelona5 - 2Rayo Vallecano

☆☆☆☆☆★★★★★31 Aug 2026

Decided to go to bed after the messi news. Woke up to lamine and rapha doblete and overall barca masterclass. I knew i could trust you lamine!!! Stand on these bitches 😛 #APorLaSexta

Player of the match

Raphinha

Barcelona

MLS

Inter Miami7 - 1Montreal

☆☆☆☆☆★★★★★30 Aug 2026

Slept through it expecting miami stinker only for Pessi to score double brace Anyway #APorLa1000 #WatchOutPenaldo

Player of the match

Lionel Messi

Inter Miami

Barcelona2 - 0Athletic Club