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Mikhail Montes
Bicholover de manual. Estoy perdiendo pelo por culpa del Madrid.
Spain4 - 0Saudi Arabia
De la Fuente humbly subbed Lamine Yamal off because if not it would've been a 6-0. They really needed to redeem themselves in this one, but I thought it'd be a tighter game. Saudi was very poor in every sense.
Spain
Tunisia0 - 4Japan
Forgive me gods of football, but I left at HT cuz I could tell how this game would end (and I was exhausted). Hence, I don't feel it'd be fair to rate it.
Japan
Ecuador0 - 0Curaçao
SNOOZE FEST PT3 (AGAIN ECUADOR). Jesus Ecuador is sooo overrated by South-American pundits. You can't win a game by defending. In all fairness, goalie pulled off a masterclass. This world cup really is giving us such masterful goalie displays!!
Curaçao
Germany2 - 1Ivory Coast
I figured this was how the game would turn out. CIV has such a solid structure and a lot of stamina. I still knew Germany would win, but definitely not in this way, depending on subs. Their starting XI was trash!!
Germany
Netherlands5 - 1Sweden
WHAT. A. GAME. I knew Netherlands was good, but not THIS good. This game is featured in PH's front page. I can't believe Sweden was completely neutralized. La Naranja Mecánica está de vuelta 😲
Netherlands
Türkiye0 - 1Paraguay
I'm extremely disappointed in Turkey. So many good players and they couldn't manage to do anything right. Paraguay on the other hand cooked so well, they took ts seriously. Enciso is such a baller.
Paraguay
Brazil3 - 0Haiti
Vini is on top form and I'm so ready for it, what a player. Unfortunate that Raphinha got injured. Sad about all the offsides, especially in Endrick's goal. This Brazil is fun to watch. Very solid defense too.
Brazil
Scotland0 - 1Morocco
I literally fell asleep sometime after the first goal.
USA2 - 0Australia
Pretty underwhelming match, really expected more.
USA
Mexico1 - 0South Korea
Hate to say it, but Mexico did very good tactically. The offside game was on top. What a stupid goal tho. I am a bit disappointed cuz I expected a game with more goals, but yeah props to Mexico's defense... their offense tho... better not say.
South Korea
Canada6 - 0Qatar
This game cannot be serious. First red was a robbery and the game went downhill afterwards. I wanted Canada to do good, but not in that way. Still, the goals were entertaining to some extent. Glad to see J. David wake up finally, solid game.
Canada
Switzerland4 - 1Bosnia & Herzegovina
Up to the first goal it was such a boring game, but the wait was worth it. 5 goals in like 20ish mins, can't complain. And they were all bangers too.
Switzerland
Uzbekistan1 - 3Colombia
I watched this one very half-hearted because I was distraught from the previous match. Solid performance, Luis Díaz is so goddamn good.
Colombia
Ghana1 - 0PanamaVery disheartening. I was sad because we were gonna tie, and then we get a late winner from Ghana. Totally devastated, what a shit game.
Panama
England4 - 2Croatia
Very exciting game. Sad to see Modric play so poorly. Glad to see Bellingham in top tier form (what a goal!). Harry Kane is coming for the golden boot again isn't he?
England
Portugal1 - 1Congo DR
Painful. Congo played an excellent game. These "small teams" are executing some very formidable tactics... where did all these coaches come from??
Portugal
Austria3 - 1Jordan
I'm just glad I guessed the 3-1, even if the goals were lame.
Argentina3 - 0Algeria
It was a painful watch. Algeria is so bad. Goalie is trash. Hate to see Messi cook, but it is inevitable, especially when the whole team is playing with the sole purpose of bumping up his stats.
Algeria
Iraq1 - 4Norway
Solid game, my cortisol appreciates games going as expected. Norway's defense is concerning tho.
Norway
France3 - 1Senegal
BEST GAME OF THE WC SO FAR. Very offensive displays and solid defensive tactics on both sides. Senegal did a solid job til they couldn't keep up anymore. Mbappe can be playing a bad game and still be MVP, what a legend. France this world cup is insane: they have 4 beasts up front and still have Barcola and Cherki on bench... terrifying. Honorable mention to Nico Jackson, he did pretty good.
France
Iran2 - 2New Zealand
And this seals a day filled with Draws... Besides the fact the game felt like watching classrooms A and B play in the recess of middle school, it was entertaining to not see a bus parked for a change. Also, we've casually witnessed Just Fontaine regen. #HailTimPayne
New ZealandSaudi Arabia1 - 1Uruguay
Score. Park the bus. Get scored on. Do NOT unpark the bus. Fútbol ramadan.
Uruguay
Belgium1 - 1Egypt
Slightly disappointed cuz the first quarter promised multiple goals, but it stayed 1-1. Very exciting game all in all. Lukaku surprised me. Salah in a good day carries any team.
EgyptSpain0 - 0Cape Verde Islands
Spain disasterclass. Terrible lineup by de la Fuente. Rodri the worst BdO of all times, ghosting the whole game. Pedri only backward passes. Cucurella the only decent player, glad to see the only Madrid player did something. In all honesty, the heat literally cooked them up, they were all sweating their balls off. On the other hand, Cape Verde knew what they had to do and they did it masterfully. What a display of top tier haramball. What a goalie tho, he isn't even that tall and still managed to cook.
Cape Verde IslandsSweden5 - 1TunisiaYou know what? it's refreshing to watch a match go as expected. This worldcup has spiked my cortisol too many times with surprising results.
SwedenIvory Coast1 - 0EcuadorSnooze fest pt2. My goodness, we almost witness the first 0-0, but Diallo came in clutch. Really thought Ecuador would win, but I forgot they got NO ONE in attack.
Ivory CoastNetherlands2 - 2JapanFirst half was so ahh... second half made it worth the watch. Blue Lock project isn't ready yet. Though tbf they didn't have Minamino or Mitoma, very sensitive absences. Netherlands' defense is probably the best of the tournament. LET. TAKE. KUBO. COOK!
JapanGermany7 - 1CuraçaoSurprised Curacao even managed to score. Very expected result, but the beauty of the goals made it worth watching. Glad to see Musiala back. Nmecha and Havertz is a tough call for MVP.
GermanyAustralia2 - 0TürkiyeWHAT HAPPENED. Definitely the most surprising game so far... unfortunately IT WAS AT 11PM!!! I suffered watching it, but it was worth it to witness such an unexpected tactical destruction. Australia should export buses cuz they parked a really good one (and still managed to score again!!)
AustraliaHaiti0 - 1ScotlandThis game was severely underrated by the start, but I knew Haiti was going to cook. I did think Scotland would win, but expected a 3-2. I also did not expect Haiti to deserve to win. Also, Haiti's players have such tuff names 😭 My MVP is based off the aura of this guy's name.
HaitiBrazil1 - 1MoroccoVINI JR GOAT. If he's gonna play the wc with that level, I'm ready to soil my pants every game. Very tactical match, unfortunately Morocco lives up to their hype, their unbeaten streak still goes on.
BrazilQatar1 - 1SwitzerlandSnooze fest, Jesus man... Switzerland disappointed me so bad. Qatar are supposed to be bad, and they cooked Switzerland tactically... Lopetegui really is underrated as manager.
USA4 - 1ParaguayWHAT. A. GAME. I was fooled by pundits saying that Paraguay's defense was goated... but hs, USA shreded them. It was so satisfying to watch. Paraguay was Enciso and 10 more losers. Pulisic and McKennie, sorry for underrating you my whole life... y'all are goated 😭 And what can I say about Balogun... 4 goals (OG could've been his cuz he was ready, and the offside goal he scored)
USACanada1 - 1Bosnia & HerzegovinaCanada deserved way more, but Bosnia's defense is on another level. Should've expected the game to turn out like this, especially after watching the Panama v Bosnia game a few days ago. Jonathan David really sucked wow what a disappointment. Millar was my discovery tho, what a baller, was sad when they subbed him off.
CanadaSouth Korea2 - 1Czechia
I thought Czechia had it, but wasn't aware of Korea's game. Tbf, stats indicated that Korea loses to any decent team, Ig my mistake was thinking Czechia was a decent enough team. I'll say, up to the first goal, the game sucked... but I'm glad I trusted the process.
Mexico2 - 0South Africa
This match was buns. 3 red cards. Mexico sucks but SA does more. I so glad for Raul Jimenez tho.
Mexico