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Liverpool3 - 1Tottenham
I’m actually on the verge of fucking tears I genuinely can’t stand this football club anymore. 24th of May was the last time I saw this shit team get a win… wait, 24th of May was the last time I saw us SCORE A GOAL BEFORE TODAY. IT TOOK 4 FUCKING MONTHS FOR ME TO SEE US SCORE A GOAL. AND GUESS WHAT, THE PLAYER THAT SCORED THAT GOAL… WE LET GO. SO NOW WE HAVE TO PLAY A FUCKING BENTANCUR BERGVALL DOUBLE PIVOT, WITH FUCKING CONOR GALLAGHER INFRONT OF THEM IN 2026. MATHYS TEL IS THE WORST FOOTBALLER IVE EVER WATCHED, MARMOUSH IS ABSOLUTELY WANK, KUDUS HAS THE END PRODUCT OF A DISABLED CHILD, AND DE ZERBI STILL DECIDES TO PLAY THEM. Oh my god I actually can’t. The defence wasn’t awful today (even though they got bullied by a bunch of 19 year olds), Udogie was probably our best player, but do you know what happened? 2 goals down and De Zerbi DECIDES TO SUB HIM OFF. WE NEED 2 GOALS AND HE BROUGHT ON ROBERTSON FOR SOME PITY POINTS. WHY DID WE THINK IT WAS A GOOD IDEA TO HIRE A GUY WHO CONDONES SEX OFFENDERS. FUCKKKKKK FOR THE GAZILLIONTH TIME WEVE SCORED A GOAL TO GET OURSELVES BACK INTO A GAME AND WE DO FUCK ALL. WE APPLY NO PRESSURE, AND EVERY CHANCE WE GET WE FUCK UP. WE MISSED 2 OPEN GOALS AHAHJAHHHHH WE COULDVE WON NOW WE HAVE VILLA IN 4 DAYS WERE GOING TO LOSE I CANT I CANT I CANT JSNSLAPDHFNWKAOXJDMSIVHW KO
Los Angeles2 - 0New York Red Bulls
After 4 draws and 2 losses in our last 6 MLS matches, WE FINALLY WON 😭. We were the dominant side across entire match even though we were only winning by a goal. Defensively we were the better side although RBNY did also have a solid performance defensively. One big issue is that we still struggle to score more than one goal and today was no different. We had MULTIPLE opportunities in that first half where she should’ve scored at least 2 more but didn’t. There were times were Son had gotten himself in good positions but in one he had a terrible touch causing him to lose the ball in a counter attack and the other he held on to the ball a little too long which enabled NY’s defense to get back in position. Love Shaffelburg but he can’t be our starting RW. Even when RBNY went down to nine men, we were STILL struggling to score up until Sieb’s beautiful stoppage time goal. Loved what I saw from Jude Terry, Choinière, and Cheberko who we had in midfield today. One big positive is that after being out for a year due to an ACL injury, Igor Jesus is back!! Can’t wait to see what Leo Walta and Thayllon Roberth add to this team.
Los Angeles
Real Salt Lake2 - 2Los AngelesI’m so tired of this team man. We’re now winless in our last 6 matches and have only picked up 4 of 18 points possible. It was nice to see Son and Bouanga get goals and assists but it just wasn’t enough. We had many chances that we should’ve scored but we couldn’t. Midfield continues to be a big issue as nobody can create anything and instead decide to just punt the ball into Bouanga and hope for him to create something. Lloris with another incredible performance and ultimately saving us from conceding more goals than we already did. Also does MDS need glasses or something because why the fuck did it take him until the 82nd minute to make a sub when a good portion of the team looked TIRED out there. A lot of our players just couldn’t run anymore and MDS decides to just keep them on instead of putting on fresh legs. Disappointing. MDS OUT
Los Angeles
DC United0 - 0Los AngelesThis team man, so goddamn frustrating. MDS OUT
Los AngelesLos Angeles1 - 1Portland Timbers
2.32 xg 34 shots 11 shots on target 1 goal We’re deadass not serious man. MDS OUT 🤬
Portland Timbers
Colorado Rapids1 - 0Los AngelesMDS just fucking resign mate
Los AngelesLos Angeles0 - 1San Diego
Speechless
San DiegoLos Angeles1 - 1Club Queretaro
WIN ON PENS!!!! A win in regulation wouldve secured us a spot in the next round but now we have to wait on results to see if we advance. 😵💫 Here’s the food I ate during a part of the second half.
Los AngelesLos Angeles1 - 1Club Queretaro
bruh, this match made nervous, but finally - a win is a win 🥲
Los Angeles
Toluca0 - 1Los AngelesToluca is such a difficult team to face up against and today was no different. I really thought this was going to end in pens again but EDDIE SEGURA with a 90 min dagger gives us the win.
Los AngelesLos Angeles1 - 1Guadalajara Chivas
We NEED new midfielders soon because they looked bad out there today, apart from Jude Terry. Disappointed we didn’t win in the 90 min but ill take a penalty shootout win. Y QUE CHINGE SU MADRE LAS CHIVAS 😛😛😛 Also here’s a pic of the tacos i got during halftime that I said I would add to my review. This was before I added salsa and other stuff. 😛
Guadalajara ChivasLos Angeles1 - 1Guadalajara Chivas
Two really lovely goals, especially the assists on both goals were great. David Martinez has a bright future, i believe he was named once at Ajax as well lmao. Ton of chances but none that went in, quite unfortunate. Chivas was quite a bit more dominant, but who cares they lost the penalty shootout lmao.
Guadalajara Chivas