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ninth

@ninth

I want to harm myself

Created August 2026
La Liga
Real Madrid4 - 1Sevilla
notbiscuitz 🟨🟥
notbiscuitz 🟨🟥@notbiscuitz
☆☆☆☆☆★★★★★2h ago

Couldnt watch the match cause I have my national exams and I js woke up to seeing this score dude IM SO FUCKING HAPPY. I FUCKING LOVE MY TEAM OMG. DIOMANDE GOAL TODAY TOO? THIS IS JS BEAUTIFUL 🥹🥹 #wereback

Player of the match
Yan Diomande
Real Madrid
20
La Liga
Real Madrid4 - 1Sevilla
n
n@nohat
☆☆☆☆☆★★★★★4h ago

boring ass match…the masses won’t forget the güler files

Player of the match
Manu Bueno
Sevilla
2
La Liga
Real Madrid4 - 1Sevilla
Anwar AKA the goat
Anwar AKA the goat@larphater
☆☆☆☆☆★★★★★4h ago

This game gave me hope for el Classico 👀👀

Player of the match
Arda Güler
Real Madrid
3
La Liga
Real Madrid4 - 1Sevilla
defne
defne@defne
☆☆☆☆☆★★★★★4h ago

trying so hard not to write the fifth review in a row about arda guler.... but we might need to reconsider the goat conversation

Player of the match
Arda Güler
Real Madrid
3
La Liga
Real Madrid4 - 1Sevilla
sim ⊹
sim ⊹@sim
☆☆☆☆☆★★★★★4h ago

ENDRICK STARTED WHICH MADE MY MONTH ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

Player of the match
Kylian Mbappé
Real Madrid
1
La Liga
Real Madrid4 - 1Sevilla
lia
lia@loonabait
4h ago

Jude Bellingham when you ask him to play football instead of clip farming for tiktok edits:

Player of the match
Yan Diomande
Real Madrid
18
La Liga
Real Madrid4 - 1Sevilla
rye
rye@rye
☆☆☆☆☆★★★★★4h ago

vini’s 4-match suspension was a secret plot to help rma #corruption #conspiracy #negreira

Player of the match
Kylian Mbappé
Real Madrid
7
La Liga
Real Madrid4 - 1Sevilla
uri
uri@ura_ni4
☆☆☆☆☆★★★★★4h ago

HALA MADRID

Player of the match
Kylian Mbappé
Real Madrid
7
Premier League
Nott'm Forest0 - 1Arsenal
nai
nai@anais
8h ago

They laughed at me. Mocked me. Insulted me. But through it all, Noni Madueke prevails.

Player of the match
Chukwunonso Madueke
Arsenal
7
Ligue 1
Paris4 - 3Rennes
vale 🇺🇸🇭🇳
vale 🇺🇸🇭🇳@golflover25
☆☆☆☆☆★★★★★8h ago

If you missed this match you missed out on some absolute cinema. Ligue 1 and Serie A are the most fun leagues this season in europe.

Player of the match
Lassine Sinayoko
Paris
Primera División Femenina
Real Sociedad W2 - 1Barcelona W
lia
lia@loonabait
☆☆☆☆☆★★★★★13h ago

"Why is Barça struggling against Real Sociedad" THEYRE PULLING PSG GIMMICK YALL DW

1
Primera División Femenina
Real Sociedad W2 - 1Barcelona W
blaugrana💙❤️
blaugrana💙❤️@footy_lover
☆☆☆☆☆★★★★★13h ago

went from the madrid perfomance to this #lifeisshit😔 in the good and bad visca barça sempre i per sempre💙❤️

2
Serie A
Roma2 - 0Genoa
isi ⭐️⭐️
isi ⭐️⭐️@isilovescats
☆☆☆☆☆★★★★★1d ago

Serie A shenanigans season 7 episode 4: Roma, half the team out, malen sentenced for attempted murder since a week ago, slow tempo vs the almighty genoa tonight. Somehow they did deliver 2 goals clean sheet 3 points. I knew they were gonna struggle but they were lowk lucky to get over ts SAFE AND SOUND I GUESS?🤨

Player of the match
Santiago Castro
Roma
1
Serie A
Roma2 - 0Genoa
skyler27
skyler27@skyler27
☆☆☆☆☆★★★★★1d ago

Watching El Shaarawy play against us

Player of the match
E. Lulli
Roma
La Liga
Betis2 - 5Barcelona
max verstappen
max verstappen@mv33
☆☆☆☆☆★★★★★1d ago

this crazy match felt endless, very entertaining

Player of the match
Lamine Yamal
Barcelona
5
La Liga
Betis2 - 5Barcelona
mila
mila@milagro
☆☆☆☆☆★★★★★1d ago

HOLY SHIT WHAT A GAME

Player of the match
Lamine Yamal
Barcelona
1
La Liga
Betis2 - 5Barcelona
emmi
emmi@nsnw_nx
☆☆☆☆☆★★★★★1d ago

GET YOUR HANDS OF MY DAUGHTERS ILL KILL YOU 🤬🤬🤬🤬also was anyone else constantly confused this game also shoutout @leeya for the updates while i was showering

Player of the match
Pedri
Barcelona
La Liga
Betis2 - 5Barcelona
ryl_lee
ryl_lee@ryl_lee
☆☆☆☆☆★★★★★1d ago

more chaotic than an el clasico smh

Player of the match
Gabriel Jesus
Barcelona
7
La Liga
Betis2 - 5Barcelona
براءَةُ
براءَةُ@beewithda
☆☆☆☆☆★★★★★1d ago

lamine yamal my glorious boy i will never shut up about you, madrid start preparing your excuses

Player of the match
Lamine Yamal
Barcelona
6
La Liga
Betis2 - 5Barcelona
seren
seren@seren
☆☆☆☆☆★★★★★1d ago

start of second half was literally wwe BUT PAU CUBARSI 2 ASSISTS AND LAMINE GOAL 10 MINS IN #MYBABYGOATSONTHEPITCH

Player of the match
Pau Cubarsí
Barcelona
7
La Liga
Betis2 - 5Barcelona
temo
temo@temo
☆☆☆☆☆★★★★★1d ago

GET YOUR HANDS OFF MY FERMIN ILL KILL YOU

Player of the match
Lamine Yamal
Barcelona
3
Super Lig
Fenerbahçe3 - 0Alanyaspor
taha
taha@taha57
☆☆☆☆☆★★★★★1d ago

is this going in the tiktok bookd hall of fame chat

Player of the match
Romelu Lukaku
Fenerbahçe
4
Super Lig
Fenerbahçe3 - 0Alanyaspor
selin
selin@selinv
☆☆☆☆☆★★★★★1d ago

greenwood needs to stop missing penalties…irfan….3 disallowed goals… BUT LUKAKU FINALLY SCORED😍😍 im happy to see mert hakan back on the pitch 🥹 ALSO KEREM IS SOO BACK and i dont even need to say anything about muriqi, hes always performing so its not a surprise 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥 I love this team(sometimes)

Player of the match
Muhammed Aktürkoğlu
Fenerbahçe
5
Premier League
Man City3 - 2Ipswich
kit
kit@kitkat
☆☆☆☆☆★★★★★1d ago

get haaland out of this team pls bro

Player of the match
Erling Haaland
Man City
10
Premier League
Man City3 - 2Ipswich
leonia⋆.˚
leonia⋆.˚@leonia
☆☆☆☆☆★★★★★1d ago

tf was referee smoking??? haaland and foden goals 🩵 7/7 WE UPPP

Player of the match
Erling Haaland
Man City
1
Premier League
Man City3 - 2Ipswich
emmi
emmi@nsnw_nx
☆☆☆☆☆★★★★★1d ago

haaland scoring a hattrick but enzo is still an unlucky lad 😖😖

Player of the match
Erling Haaland
Man City
10
Premier League
Man City3 - 2Ipswich
hrnntz
hrnntz@hrnntz
☆☆☆☆☆★★★★★1d ago

My goat Haaland was robbed of his hat-trick. How are we going to survive without Nunes and Haaland? Also, why didn't Cherki play? It's incredible how we won 3-0 against Liverpool, but we suffered just to win 3-2 against Ipswich 😭. Finally, send Guehi to North Korea, please. The best part of the match was going from scoring the 4th, having it canceled and then conceding a penalty to Ipswich in less than 5 minutes.

Player of the match
Erling Haaland
Man City
1
Premier League
Man City3 - 2Ipswich
mari ⋆˚꩜。
mari ⋆˚꩜。@mariii
☆☆☆☆☆★★★★★1d ago

a win is a win, a win is a win, a win is a win

Player of the match
Erling Haaland
Man City
5
Premier League
Man City3 - 2Ipswich
Alfie
Alfie@alfiemcfc
☆☆☆☆☆★★★★★1d ago

3 things guaranteed in life: Death Taxes Shaky City performance

Player of the match
Erling Haaland
Man City
Premier League
Brentford1 - 2Liverpool
raphinhagoat
raphinhagoat@raphinhagoat
☆☆☆☆☆★★★★★1d ago

i love this team and you

Player of the match
Alexander Isak
Liverpool
Premier League
Man City3 - 2Ipswich
zaid
zaid@zaid
☆☆☆☆☆★★★★★1d ago

marc (ISRAEL🇮🇱🇮🇱) guehi i am watching you fraduelant performance

Player of the match
Erling Haaland
Man City
6
Premier League
Man City3 - 2Ipswich
gracie #Haaland’Or
gracie #Haaland’Or@gracie
☆☆☆☆☆★★★★★1d ago

haaland hattrick disallowed 💔💔💔💔

Player of the match
Erling Haaland
Man City
2
Premier League
Man City3 - 2Ipswich
Nino 🩵🪄
Nino 🩵🪄@cherkiglazer
☆☆☆☆☆★★★★★1d ago

Book’d chat the last 14 mins:

Player of the match
Erling Haaland
Man City
3
Bundesliga
Union Berlin0 - 0Dortmund
par
par@par
☆☆☆☆☆★★★★★1d ago

i had expectations and that was my first mistake

Player of the match
Gregor Kobel
Dortmund
2
Super Lig
Gençlerbirliği S.K.0 - 1Galatasaray
Eden
Eden@nothazard
☆☆☆☆☆★★★★★1d ago

What a painful game We scored one minute after I told my dad 'We will yet again score last minute' and I wasn't even surprised. Turkey, especially Istanbul and Ankara is experiencing horrid floods and strong rainfall which evidently affects our games so while I blame Galatasaray for deteriorating so much I also have to admit that this match was literally Galatasaray v the pitch. But yeah. At least we won

Player of the match
Uğurcan Çakır
Galatasaray
7
Super Lig
Gençlerbirliği S.K.0 - 1Galatasaray
katyuşa
katyuşa@karsaavi
☆☆☆☆☆★★★★★1d ago

HORRIBLE NOTHINGBURGER GAME YET AGAIN osimhen you broke my heart what the hell is this performance

Player of the match
Resat Onur Coskunses (Referee)
Referee
Super Lig
Gençlerbirliği S.K.0 - 1Galatasaray
ixel
ixel@ixel
☆☆☆☆☆★★★★★1d ago

osimhen stinker but deniz gul scores 😍 please start winning more comfortably gala…

Player of the match
Deniz Gül
Galatasaray
3