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Created August 2026
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La Liga
Real Madrid4 - 1Sevilla
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4h ago

Arda... you beautiful fucking dumbass.. why did you choose rma........ you fucking beast you dumbass...

Player of the match
Arda Güler
Real Madrid
Ligue 1
Paris4 - 3Rennes
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☆☆☆☆☆★★★★★8h ago

Very fun second half wish i could watch the first half too. Soooo many pens which was funny and the bicycle kick by Sinayoko was... idk very cute fsr

Player of the match
Lassine Sinayoko
Paris
Premier League
Brighton5 - 0Crystal Palace
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10h ago

I hate my life i hate my choices i hate everything i do i hate that i couldnt see that goal live how can i forgive myself after this FUCK

Player of the match
Diego Amarilla
Brighton
La Liga
Valencia0 - 0Athletic Club
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☆☆☆☆☆★★★★★1d ago

Unai daddy you gotta go washed at one point bro stop saving shit

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Serie A
Roma2 - 0Genoa
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☆☆☆☆☆★★★★★1d ago

5 stars purely for Castro's masterpiece nothing else

Player of the match
Santiago Castro
Roma
La Liga
Betis2 - 5Barcelona
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☆☆☆☆☆★★★★★1d ago

Holy shit what a fucking win. Betis was moving crazy and they were a huge threat but i mean its Barça 😛😛 Lamine's goal was pure class but also Lo Celco's unallowed goal was just BOMBOCLAT...... the red card moments and everything made everything even more fun. Im SO FUCKING HAPPY BCUZ OF ERIC OLMO AND RODRI'S FIRST GOALS OF THE SEASON. Olmost became Olmo that was healing‼️ Alongside all of that, Barcelona better take care of Yamal and Raphinha cuz this aint a fucking joke anymore Also im in love with Bellerin can we get him back to Barcelona

Player of the match
Lamine Yamal
Barcelona
2
Premier League
Man City3 - 2Ipswich
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☆☆☆☆☆★★★★★1d ago

Jolly lil fucking ref aint ya giving +12

Player of the match
Erling Haaland
Man City
14
Super Lig
Çorum2 - 1Rizespor
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☆☆☆☆☆★★★★★2d ago

Seeing Burak Yilmaz happy and bonding w fam thru Ferran edits

Player of the match
Cengiz Ünder
Çorum
2
Champions League
Roma3 - 4Real Madrid
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☆☆☆☆☆★★★★★2d ago

I love you Arda. I love you so much you are just the fucking best. Watching you as a Barcelona fan kills me Arda. You fucking dumbass you couldve went anywhere but you chose the club that doesnt value you as much as they should. I wish you the best nonetheless❤️

Player of the match
Arda Güler
Real Madrid
Europa League
1899 Hoffenheim2 - 3Beşiktaş
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☆☆☆☆☆★★★★★3d ago

Auuuuuu 🐺🐺🐺🐺🇹🇷🇹🇷🇹🇷🇹🇷🇹🇷 ty Bjk for saving Turkish teams it was v much needed

Player of the match
Oh Hyeon-Gyu
Beşiktaş
5
Europa League
Lyon3 - 2Crystal Palace
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☆☆☆☆☆★★★★★3d ago

Entertaining thanks especially to Nakamura. Second half was kinda 🤢

Player of the match
Keito Nakamura
Lyon
Champions League
Man City2 - 4PSG
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☆☆☆☆☆★★★★★4d ago

Selfie i took just now

Player of the match
Erling Haaland
Man City
2
Champions League
Arsenal3 - 0Lille
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4d ago

Geniuinely? Seriously? Whats this defence Lille?

Champions League
Galatasaray1 - 4Barcelona
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☆☆☆☆☆★★★★★5d ago

The thing is that I thought this would end 1-20. Of course OBVIOUSLY Barcelona would win and im so fucking happy we did. But this game was boring asf it was rly offside vs offside. Maybe its cuz i know how SHIT Gala is it wasnt that interesting to me. Ive got some shit to say about my fuckass club Gala. BOKan aka the Gala coach is such an insufferable lil twat that he likes to just paint the team as "hardworking" in the first half AS per usual and then the team literally fucking dies in the second half bcuz of those bullshit runs that get lost in offsides, stupid thoughtless passes and tackles. Idek anymore seriously. He just enjoys it this way. He thinks the first half is the only time that counts or some shit. How are you gonna take out Batrakov for fucking Lesley, the only braincell in this dead team? I feel really really really Bad for Osimhen but man he really needs to learn what the fuck being offside means. Anyways gn. Oh and also FUCK YOU LEMINA.

Player of the match
Lamine Yamal
Barcelona
14
Premier League
Liverpool0 - 3Man City
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☆☆☆☆☆★★★★★1w ago

EAT MY 114 BANANAS OHHHHH MY FUCKING GOD Everyone was absolutely cooking in the second half but goddamn bro DOKU idk how to write long beautiful shit but you get what i mean OOOOOOOHHHH im gonna cry

Player of the match
Jérémy Doku
Man City
6
Premier League
Hull City2 - 2Everton
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☆☆☆☆☆★★★★★1w ago

Of couse i miss the most important parts 👆🤝 The tiger doesnt concern himself with draws

Player of the match
Kiernan Dewsbury-Hall
Everton
2
Serie A
Como0 - 0Roma
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☆☆☆☆☆★★★★★1w ago

Dont make fun of Serie A it's way more entertaining than Bayern vs Augsburg for sure

Serie A
Napoli3 - 0Frosinone
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1w ago

IM IN LOVE WITH YOU

Player of the match
Kevin De Bruyne
Napoli
La Liga
Real Madrid1 - 0Villarreal
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☆☆☆☆☆★★★★★1w ago

He never got over it

Player of the match
Vinícius Júnior
Real Madrid
2
Champions League
Galatasaray3 - 2Real Madrid
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☆☆☆☆☆★★★★★1w ago

We were, indeed, robbed.

Player of the match
Wesley Sneijder
Galatasaray
6
La Liga
Barcelona3 - 0Getafe
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☆☆☆☆☆★★★★★1w ago

🚨JESUS SEEN ON TV🚨 PRINCESS DIANA REINCARNETED AND NOW SCORES FOR BARCELONA. KOUNDE IS FORGIVEN. YAMAL PROVES EVERYONE WRONG LIKE ALWAYS. AND WE ALL ARE JUST GLAD TO SEE RAPHINHA AND HANSI ON OUR SCREEN ONCE AGAIN. MUCH LOVE.

Player of the match
Anthony Gordon
Barcelona
8
Premier League
Man United1 - 1Tottenham
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☆☆☆☆☆★★★★★1w ago

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Premier League
Arsenal2 - 1Leeds
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☆☆☆☆☆★★★★★1w ago

This was a fun watch until it wasnt 🫩i really trusted you Leeds

Player of the match
Bruno Guimarães
Arsenal
La Liga
Malaga1 - 1Espanyol
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☆☆☆☆☆★★★★★1w ago

Omds this was so boring my commentator screamed when Malaga finally scored they really deserve it

Player of the match
Adrián Heredia
Malaga
Super Lig
Galatasaray3 - 1Kasımpaşa
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☆☆☆☆☆★★★★★1w ago

Nvm Baris I LOVE you. I missed Osimhen SO FUCKING MUCH he is the tuffest man itw. I'm so so happy to see Batrakov (and leao ig) playing so good. Please sack Okan and let Irfan be the man or somehow get Pep (😂) or Arda Turan already pls lmao im fucking begging you Dursun you bum do something good for once. BUT ANYWAYS IM CRYING LMAOOOO BAHAHAHA WHAT A WIN and thanks Lemina this was GOOD WOHOOOOOO

Player of the match
Barış Yılmaz
Galatasaray
6
Champions League
Lyon1 - 2Fenerbahçe
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1w ago

Lyon my beloved betrayed me

Player of the match
Malick Fofana
Lyon
Super Lig
Samsunspor4 - 1Galatasaray
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☆☆☆☆☆★★★★★1w ago

Im ngl i love Gala and i was so mad about everything but bcuz of this match somehow my whole life kinda changed so i guess it's okay

Player of the match
Marius
Samsunspor
Super Lig
Galatasaray4 - 2Antalyaspor
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☆☆☆☆☆★★★★★1w ago

I was NOT expecting this. Noa Lang saved my life

Player of the match
Noa Lang
Galatasaray
Friendlies
Argentina3 - 0Benin
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☆☆☆☆☆★★★★★1w ago

Your hair looks good don't change it

Player of the match
Lionel Messi
Argentina
4
Nations League
Croatia1 - 2Spain
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☆☆☆☆☆★★★★★1w ago

the ref was absolutely bullshitting throughout the game

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Nations League
Italy3 - 1Türkiye
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☆☆☆☆☆★★★★★1w ago

Idc anymore. Im actually seriously never ever gonna watch my own national team again if Montella doesnt leave or get sacked. And I missed a Cherki winner for this BULLSHIT.

Player of the match
A. Romano
Italy
4