
Real Madrid4 - 1Sevilla

Arda... you beautiful fucking dumbass.. why did you choose rma........ you fucking beast you dumbass...

Real Madrid
Paris4 - 3Rennes

Very fun second half wish i could watch the first half too. Soooo many pens which was funny and the bicycle kick by Sinayoko was... idk very cute fsr

Paris
Fiorentina1 - 3Como

Nico PAH

Como
Brighton5 - 0Crystal Palace

I hate my life i hate my choices i hate everything i do i hate that i couldnt see that goal live how can i forgive myself after this FUCK

Brighton
Leeds1 - 1Man United

If we're going down you're coming with us
Valencia0 - 0Athletic Club

Unai daddy you gotta go washed at one point bro stop saving shit
Roma2 - 0Genoa

5 stars purely for Castro's masterpiece nothing else

Roma
Betis2 - 5Barcelona

Holy shit what a fucking win. Betis was moving crazy and they were a huge threat but i mean its Barça 😛😛 Lamine's goal was pure class but also Lo Celco's unallowed goal was just BOMBOCLAT...... the red card moments and everything made everything even more fun. Im SO FUCKING HAPPY BCUZ OF ERIC OLMO AND RODRI'S FIRST GOALS OF THE SEASON. Olmost became Olmo that was healing‼️ Alongside all of that, Barcelona better take care of Yamal and Raphinha cuz this aint a fucking joke anymore Also im in love with Bellerin can we get him back to Barcelona

Barcelona
Man City3 - 2Ipswich

Jolly lil fucking ref aint ya giving +12

Man City
Çorum2 - 1Rizespor

Seeing Burak Yilmaz happy and bonding w fam thru Ferran edits


Çorum
Roma3 - 4Real Madrid

I love you Arda. I love you so much you are just the fucking best. Watching you as a Barcelona fan kills me Arda. You fucking dumbass you couldve went anywhere but you chose the club that doesnt value you as much as they should. I wish you the best nonetheless❤️


Real Madrid
1899 Hoffenheim2 - 3Beşiktaş

Auuuuuu 🐺🐺🐺🐺🇹🇷🇹🇷🇹🇷🇹🇷🇹🇷 ty Bjk for saving Turkish teams it was v much needed

Beşiktaş
Lyon3 - 2Crystal Palace

Entertaining thanks especially to Nakamura. Second half was kinda 🤢

Lyon
Man City2 - 4PSG

Selfie i took just now


Man City
Inter3 - 4Club Brugge KV

LOOOOLLLLLLLLLL BRRUUUHHHHHHHHHHH
Galatasaray1 - 4Barcelona

The thing is that I thought this would end 1-20. Of course OBVIOUSLY Barcelona would win and im so fucking happy we did. But this game was boring asf it was rly offside vs offside. Maybe its cuz i know how SHIT Gala is it wasnt that interesting to me. Ive got some shit to say about my fuckass club Gala. BOKan aka the Gala coach is such an insufferable lil twat that he likes to just paint the team as "hardworking" in the first half AS per usual and then the team literally fucking dies in the second half bcuz of those bullshit runs that get lost in offsides, stupid thoughtless passes and tackles. Idek anymore seriously. He just enjoys it this way. He thinks the first half is the only time that counts or some shit. How are you gonna take out Batrakov for fucking Lesley, the only braincell in this dead team? I feel really really really Bad for Osimhen but man he really needs to learn what the fuck being offside means. Anyways gn. Oh and also FUCK YOU LEMINA.

Barcelona
Coventry4 - 1Newcastle

Be so fr rn

Newcastle
Liverpool0 - 3Man City

EAT MY 114 BANANAS OHHHHH MY FUCKING GOD Everyone was absolutely cooking in the second half but goddamn bro DOKU idk how to write long beautiful shit but you get what i mean OOOOOOOHHHH im gonna cry


Man City
Hull City2 - 2Everton

Of couse i miss the most important parts 👆🤝 The tiger doesnt concern himself with draws

Everton
Como0 - 0Roma

Dont make fun of Serie A it's way more entertaining than Bayern vs Augsburg for sure
Napoli3 - 0Frosinone

IM IN LOVE WITH YOU

Napoli
Real Madrid1 - 0Villarreal

He never got over it


Real Madrid
Galatasaray3 - 2Real Madrid

We were, indeed, robbed.

Galatasaray
Barcelona3 - 0Getafe

🚨JESUS SEEN ON TV🚨 PRINCESS DIANA REINCARNETED AND NOW SCORES FOR BARCELONA. KOUNDE IS FORGIVEN. YAMAL PROVES EVERYONE WRONG LIKE ALWAYS. AND WE ALL ARE JUST GLAD TO SEE RAPHINHA AND HANSI ON OUR SCREEN ONCE AGAIN. MUCH LOVE.


Barcelona
Man United1 - 1Tottenham

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Arsenal2 - 1Leeds

This was a fun watch until it wasnt i really trusted you Leeds

Arsenal
Malaga1 - 1Espanyol

Omds this was so boring my commentator screamed when Malaga finally scored they really deserve it

Malaga
Galatasaray3 - 1Kasımpaşa

Nvm Baris I LOVE you. I missed Osimhen SO FUCKING MUCH he is the tuffest man itw. I'm so so happy to see Batrakov (and leao ig) playing so good. Please sack Okan and let Irfan be the man or somehow get Pep (😂) or Arda Turan already pls lmao im fucking begging you Dursun you bum do something good for once. BUT ANYWAYS IM CRYING LMAOOOO BAHAHAHA WHAT A WIN and thanks Lemina this was GOOD WOHOOOOOO

Galatasaray
Lyon1 - 2Fenerbahçe

Lyon my beloved betrayed me

Lyon
Samsunspor4 - 1Galatasaray

Im ngl i love Gala and i was so mad about everything but bcuz of this match somehow my whole life kinda changed so i guess it's okay

Samsunspor
Galatasaray4 - 2Antalyaspor

I was NOT expecting this. Noa Lang saved my life

Galatasaray
Argentina3 - 0Benin

Your hair looks good don't change it


Argentina
Croatia1 - 2Spain

the ref was absolutely bullshitting throughout the game
Italy3 - 1Türkiye

Idc anymore. Im actually seriously never ever gonna watch my own national team again if Montella doesnt leave or get sacked. And I missed a Cherki winner for this BULLSHIT.

Italy
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