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Ol1boli
I love John Stones. Phil Foden should meet with Arda Güler and wear maid costumes together :3 . Leroy Sané once waved to me as a kid (Good Day That!).
Man City2 - 1Liverpool
If Liverpool had just won this match then they would've been prem champions with 100 points, undefeated across an entire 38 game season, and they were already eventual UCL winners. This one result stopped that Liverpool team from having the unequivocally best season in Premier League, if not English football history. It would've eclipsed either of the Manchester sides treble winning campaigns, Leicesters 5000/1 odds title win, and Arsenal also being invincibles. People really don't place enough emphasis on this seismic result. I genuinely believe it to be the single handedly most significant game in Premier League history. What could've been...
Man CityMan City4 - 0Real Madrid
If Bernardo Silva ever wants me to like idk, hide a body or something... give me a call!
Man CityMan City7 - 2Stoke City
My literal first ever football match, going to the Etihad. Nine fucking goals, nine fucking goals! Fernandinho worldie. Kevin De Bruyne just being outrageously good. Pure cinema 10/10.
Man City
Fulham2 - 3Chelsea
João Pedro fuck you! Fuck you man! Would've been top on my FPL if it wasn't for you! I'm putting Cole Palmer as my man of match just because of that João even though you were the best playernon the pitch by miles. Seriously Palmer over Pedro virtually everyone on here?? Omg do Chlesea look so fun to watch this season. So many goals forward with great attacking play. An incredibly leaky as usual defence. The shenanigans of Robert Sanchez's mere existence. I'm all here for it!
Chelsea
Newcastle2 - 2LiverpoolA very, very good match. Entertaining and mostly end to end attacking football. Ya love to see it!
NewcastleMan City2 - 1Bournemouth
Omg we were shite! How did we win that?? Enzo is a wank manager...
Brighton4 - 0Aston Villa
Villa what have you done? Brighton might win the league haha. Garnacho is the second coming of Christ.
Brighton
Brentford3 - 0Tottenham
My god... Spurs really are still shit after spending the GDP of a small country. Couldn't think of anything more fundamentally Tottenham. Sangaré could be a £100m+ player. Absolute steal for Brentford! 👏
Brentford
Nott'm Forest0 - 1Leeds
Leeds could do bits this season. Such a solid opening day win against a very good Forest side.
Ipswich2 - 1Sunderland
Fair play Ipswich. I still think you're going down, but as a much more competitive side than I previously thought. Sunderland may struggle this season with European football.
Everton2 - 0Crystal Palace
Kiernan Dewsbury-Hall is him! What else can I say?
Everton
Hull City2 - 0Man United
Alexa... play Eye of the Tiger by Surviver from Spotify.
Arsenal3 - 0Coventry
Yawn... Arsenal were very good to be fair!
Arsenal