New York City1 - 1Los Angeles



New York are so shit man 1 win in 12


New York City
Betis2 - 5Barcelona



Perfect fucking match icl goals, drama, reds, fights, CUBARSI assisting ERIC? YAMAL GOLAZO, Jesus goal disallowed just to score a minute after and then Betis score not even a minute after that 😭 Yamal de oro btw never forget Rodri is the best midfielder itw too


Barcelona
Inter Miami2 - 0New York City



New York City Football Club, I send an apology to all of our fans on your behalf for this last run of form we have had. Nico Ezequiel Fernandez Mercau, I give you specifically an apology for what this club has done for you, you are the best player to touch a football pitch. Lo siento todos.

Man City2 - 4PSG



My god… City can you miss more chances for me? City deadass won PSG the game 😭


PSG
Roma3 - 4Real Madrid



Madreed struggling against Roma yk… I’m still ready for El Clasico


Roma
Galatasaray1 - 4Barcelona



Lamine, it’s simple, he’s the best player in the world.


Barcelona
Inter Miami4 - 0DC United



Suarez and Messi looked really good out there icl first Miami game in a while that I watched and they didnt concede first and they kept a clean sheet


Inter Miami
Real Madrid1 - 0Villarreal



Madrid are fucking horrible Courtois is fucking Satan Kyky Stinker Jewd Stinker Chini Red This is the big 3 i was supposed to be scared of btw 👏👏👏


Real Madrid
Chicago Fire2 - 1New York City



How the fuck do you even lose to 10 men (45 minutes) after leading 1-0 👏 Only in New York City ffs Nicolas Ezequiel Fernandez Mercau I owe my everything to you, every time I watch this team you are the sole shining star in a galaxy of nothingness, please leave now and spare your suffering, thank you for everything


New York City
Barcelona3 - 0Getafe



Overall great performance Getafe didnt do shit lmao Shit goal from Gordon Gabi wowzers Yamal 8 rating after that shit first half I love football Yamal come and have me bro you fucking handsome piece of shit YAMALLLLLL DE OROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO


Barcelona
Argentina3 - 0Benin



El eterno padre del fútbol.


Argentina
Croatia1 - 2Spain



Merino comeback I mean I guess bro We’re still coming for the de oro Lamine Nayshun


Spain
USA3 - 0Mexico



Beautiful Just a Beautiful Watch 😭 Chat was very funny too 😂


USA
Spain3 - 1Czechia



4 Goals, Crazy Last 10 Mins but rest of second half was a but boring, Yamal & Rodri masterclass I mean what can I say


Spain
Croatia0 - 7England



Fucking Hell man Croatia hold their heaviest ever international defeat to England today what the hell did I just watch


England
USA4 - 2Chile



peak fucking football, comebacks, fighting & drama, goals galore, nothing like this man


USA
Spain4 - 1Croatia



Yamal 3 G/A, I’m home


Spain
Columbus Crew2 - 1Inter Miami



xoog this ref xoog novo xoog ripoff miles morales end miami bro 😭😭🖕


Inter Miami
Norway1 - 2Portugal



I guess bro, entertaining game but last ~30 was a gimmick


Norway
Atlanta United2 - 2New York City



Will we ever get more than a point? New York can you FUCKING get a move on? Can’t even glaze Nico today 💔💔💔


New York City
England2 - 3Spain



Ballon D’or, nothing else.


Spain
Australia1 - 1Brazil



Raphinha assist so we’ll take it


Barcelona
Atletico Madrid2 - 1Real Madrid



The feeling a got during that 50’-60’ fuck man, nothing is like that in life, not even sex.


Real Madrid
Man City5 - 3Sunderland



q partidazo


Sunderland
Bournemouth0 - 1Liverpool



Honestly mid match, good run from gakpo to create the goal, no comments

Bournemouth
Sevilla1 - 3Barcelona



RAPHINHA YOU BEAUTIFUL MAN

Barcelona
New York City0 - 1New York Red Bulls



dale nueva york smfh every chance was missed lmao

New York City
Inter Miami2 - 0Cruz Azul



MESSI ANOTHER TROPHY AND 2 FINAL G/A VAMOS


Inter Miami
Barcelona7 - 2Racing Santander



This is Barcelona. This is Beauty. This is Football.

Barcelona
Liverpool3 - 1Tottenham



Tooned in late for Marmoushwatch and fucking Szoboszlai scored a “ya beauty”, okay man 😭


Liverpool
Elche2 - 3Real Madrid



Tried hatewatching gimmick and Madreed scammed another win


Real Madrid
Real Sociedad0 - 3Atletico Madrid



abyssmal fucking 10 minutes man
Man United0 - 1Man City



Haaland made Manchester Blue again 😭😭❤️


Man City
Levante2 - 4Barcelona



disgusting, sloppy defense, but Yamal Rapha Adeyemi Rodri masterclass so we gon be alright

Barcelona
Real Salt Lake0 - 2New York City



DALE DALE DALE NUEVA YORK FINALLY A FUCKING WIN MAN IM BLESSED WITH NICOLAS FERNANDES MERCAU THE GOAT

New York City
Inter Miami2 - 2Nashville



Tuned in right before Messi goal but this fucker Sam Sturridge wanted to dunk on me again 😤


Inter Miami
Real Madrid4 - 1Rayo Vallecano



shameless statpadding, disgusting pen call, diamonde stinker, im not surprised mbappe perf doesnt move me fugazi pen and fugazi assist 👌 courtois is satan btw

Real Madrid
Tottenham0 - 0Everton



Watching Spurs after Liverpool has to be a crime, I should be put in jail


Tottenham
Liverpool0 - 0Fulham



Horrible match only Muñoz and Jacquet showed up for the ‘pool, fulham played decent though, deserved a goal or 2

Liverpool
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