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Man City5 - 3Sunderland
brobbey saved all his goals for man shitty 🥹🥹 this could've been a 2-0 game with a clean sheet. donner kebab ruma count your days
Man City
Bournemouth0 - 1Liverpool
isuck locked in it's gonna be scary for the rest of the league when squirtz does too
Liverpool
Sevilla1 - 3Barcelona
i’ll never forgive the people who were undervaluing raphinha LIKE DO Y’ALL SEE THIS MAN? raphinha’s first perfect hat-trick
BarcelonaSevilla1 - 3BarcelonaRAPHINHAAAA IM GONNA KISS YOU Saka needs to take notes I'm not playing around typical Barca performance 😮💨 in other words I'm going to sleep now
BarcelonaArsenal W1 - 1Manchester United W
more dropped points, but you take these when you can. both men and women team need to wake up and remember how to play football.
Arsenal W
Roma2 - 2Inter
it's just not my day lads Frankfurt Roma Tigres arsenal hougang utd 😔🔫
Inter
Brighton3 - 0Arsenal
Simply not Arsenal’s day. Brighton simply looked better. Arteta tried to fix things in the second half, but Brighton scored the third goal fairly soon and Arsenal simply saw no way back. Brighton simply were the better team today and Arsenal had a slip up that all good teams are bound to have.
BrightonBrighton3 - 0Arsenal
arteta must've changed the calendars at the training ground to april cos what was that performance
Brighton
Brighton3 - 0Arsenal
how the prem been moving this week
BrightonTottenham2 - 3Aston Villa
𝐍𝐄𝐖𝐒 𝐑𝐄𝐏𝐎𝐑𝐓 🚨🚨🚨: 𝐓𝐨𝐭𝐭𝐞𝐧𝐡𝐚𝐦 𝐇𝐨𝐭𝐬𝐩𝐮𝐫 𝐜𝐚𝐮𝐠𝐡𝐭 𝐫𝐨𝐥𝐞𝐩𝐥𝐚𝐲𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐚𝐬 𝐚 𝐟𝐨𝐨𝐭𝐛𝐚𝐥𝐥 𝐭𝐞𝐚𝐦 watched this match for entertainment purposes only and wow was it a tough match… the game was so ass Spurs fan kept leaving the stadium ??? In all seriousness, whichever Etsy witch cursed them, I need you to take it back asap they all played with just enough will to have their 100k+ check at the end of the week I’m crying 😭 the coaches looking as concerned as us like it isn’t their fault… the injuries unironically being the most entertaining part of the game 🥀 (atp I believe every spurs is getting injured on purpose to escape this humiliation ritual 😭) and Tottenham’s future is definitely one of the 7 wonders of the world rn @qlf @sundeepd cuz I can’t tag more ppl 😞
Tottenham2 - 3Aston Villa
maybe if spurs spend another 400 million they’ll finish top half next season… in the championship ❤️
Aston VillaTottenham2 - 3Aston VillaWE SCORED WE BLOODY WELL SCORED
Aston Villa
Brentford3 - 0Chelsea
chelsea so buns bro 😭😭 also igor thiago scoring in a televised game 😍😍
Brentford
Bayern7 - 0Union Berlin
Yes, I know there were a lot of deficiencies from Union Berlin, but I’m happy that Bayern went all out. The team can’t afford to take the easy route and close off the game. This is a serious club and if the other team isn’t offering resistance then you keep going! Musiala is scoring once again, Kane with his finishing masterclass, and Olise with his incredible talent just destroying Union Berlin. What a performance. Michael Olise is on a different planet right now. The man is creating and scoring. Outside the box? Done. Inside the box? Done. Giving assists? Done. What more can you want from a player when he’s firing on all cylinders?
BayernBayern7 - 0Union BerlinI’m so fucking mad I missed those first 30 glorious min because of my ballet class… like wdym I missed goatsiala opening the score 😞 that Union team NEEDS to be relegated : they’re reheating our nachos with those kits AND they kept fouling like crazy… this ref gotta go to hell, acting blind to the crazy tackles that washed team were doing Anyway OLISEDOR CAMPAIGN STARTING RN IDGAF Whole house scored BUT lucho smh 😀 At least saibari scored ig ! I used to pray for times like this !!! 🤤 @Toni I want to tag more than 10 ppl in my reviews… paying tribute to washed Neymar with this gif 🥹❤️
BayernBayern7 - 0Union Berlin
the kit was serving 2016 galaxy wolf print realness. absolute legends.
Bayern
Barcelona7 - 2Racing Santander
This needs no description or commentary just sit back and enjoy
Barcelona
Ipswich2 - 4Arsenal
The Boy Wonder himself, fairs.
Arsenal
Stade Brestois 290 - 1PSG
you met me at a very french time of my life 👨🎨🥖🇫🇷 idek who to root in this match cuz this is my first french ligue game 🤣 but this did something to me 😹 think imma watch a psg game next time too 😭
Man United0 - 1Man Cityjust tootin’ and hollerin’ 😹🥀
Man CityMan United0 - 1Man CityEverything before the goal
Man CitySunderland0 - 2Arsenal
sexy goal and sexy raya, what more can i ask for 😏
ArsenalTottenham0 - 0Everton
this game = piss vs poo but at least both the chat and the commentators were top tier they’re not even getting past that midfield ffs… watching Liverpool and then this felt like the equivalent of torture hopefully Real Madrid play like shit to revive my day MOTM : the stadium
Liverpool2 - 1Atletico Madrid
Liverpool
Barcelona5 - 1Feyenoord
yamal proving himself 🤭
Barcelona