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Club Brugge KV2 - 3Aston Villa
I'm not gay but I want to live in a log cabin in the woods with Zion Suzuki. We won't ever have sex, but there will be a simmering erotic undercurrent as I stand in the kitchen window watching him tighten his ass as he chops wood, shirtless, sweat pouring off his body. I'll run upstairs and masturbate, the entire time forcing myself to think of women while my thoughts drift back to Zion Suzuki. I won't be able to climax and I'll eventually go back downstairs, angry. Sometimes we will look across the table and catch each other's eyes, and in that second, anything is possible, but we both deny ourselves and go back to what we were doing. One day one of us will die, and the other will bury him outside the log cabin. Then he'll go inside, pen a brief missive to his departed friend, and commit suicide, never able to deal with life without his one true platonic love.
Aston Villa
Arsenal W1 - 1Birmingham City W
yea ok whatever it's not like I care or anything
England3 - 0Czechia
have i ever criticised harold kane on the pitch?
England
Manchester City W4 - 2Arsenal W
COMPLAINING TIME!!! 1. I never want to see Lotte and Leah defensive pairing again. They can’t communicate and they don’t trust each other at all and it’s completely obvious when you watch them play. So many easily avoidable mistakes because they can’t play well together. 2. It makes absolutely no sense to be hooking Lisa Baum in big games like this. If she is genuinely having a bad game I understand, or if she’s visibly tired sure. But that’s literally never been the case, and she’s consistently one of our best attackers so why does Slegers keep doing this? 3. Cerci needs more playing time. She was a top scorer in her previous league and scoring goals is obviously an issue for us so whyyyy is she not playing more? Especially in a game like this, we had so many corners in the first half and she’s our best aerial threat but she can’t even get a start? THIS MAKES NO SENSE. 4. What is the end goal of this Foord propaganda. Sure today she wasn’t awful but she is not a player you put on the pitch to defend a lead. And in previous games even if her mistakes don’t lead to us conceding they’ve still been a net negative on our game it’s actually stupid how she’s always getting subbed on. 5. What’s the point of Reuteler’s versatility if she never gets playing time. Is she shit in training? If she is, why is she on the bench. 6. Slegers has got to go sorry. I know it’s not entirely her fault that our attackers are scared to shoot but her lineups and substitution decisions are consistently awful and it’s like she’s trying to make us flop. Mariona’s injury today is entirely avoidable if she wasn’t constantly starting her and making her play out of position. We have depth. USE IT. 7. Ok I’ll end on a positive note. Russo got her shooting boots back! Lisa Baum excellent as always. Very positive stuff from Battlle today. Kyra has also been so impressive like wow I’m so moved. And I think we can win the 27/28 WSL2 😂😂😂
Arsenal W
Croatia0 - 7England
England are destroying Croatia 7-0!! The crowd sideplot:
EnglandEngland2 - 3Spain
in another life i was born literally anywhere else but england
England2 - 3Spain
“traffords starting”
England
Man United2 - 3Brighton
manchester united are still wank, carrick sacked tomorrow, up the seagulls
Brighton
Ipswich2 - 4Arsenal
an arsenal game that has me smiling?? in this economy?? also this proves that without david raya we are cooked kepa? more like try to kepa clean sheet.
Arsenal
Argentina3 - 2Egypt
Betis1 - 0Real Madrid
offside goal to equalise, penalty given, penalty saved, penalty retake overruled.
BetisAston Villa0 - 1Arsenal
They don’t even deserve this tbh
Arsenal