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Frankfurt1 - 0Köln
eines der spiele aller zeiten
Frankfurt
Red Bull Salzburg0 - 4Milan
salzburg were absolutely horrendous today (i’m less lethargic at 4 in the morning) but don’t let me rain on milan’s parade lol i hope they can continue this momentum back into the season ❤️ what a striker cisse is shaping up to be, and great work from jashari, hutchinson, rabiot; a pleasure to watch modric play as always
Milan
St. Louis City0 - 0Vancouver Whitecaps
at least 5 people died on the pitch just for zero goals. can't believe they let wallem still try to play in that state even if only for a minute. excellent game from both goalkeepers, takaoka i owe you my life. vancouver's attack sucked at the end but they did good in holding stl off overall, especially considering they didn't have blackmon or muller or badwal. a point is a point #WESURVIVEDSTLOUIS #STILLFIRSTINTHEWEST #FUCKYOU
Vancouver WhitecapsInter Miami2 - 0New York City
dayne tristan st clair on his way to save a pen when it matters the least
Man City2 - 4PSG
sub 5 ffp dodgers get mogged by the alpha cheaters
PSG
Viking3 - 3Bayern
arsenal vs bayern without olise
Saarbrücken2 - 4MSV Duisburg
considering taha couldn't even watch the game and gök was watching a completely different game half the time i was the only one who had to sit through this entire thing. the things u do for people wow. saarbrücken u disappoint me i really believed in u
MSV DuisburgSt. Louis City6 - 2Los Angeles Galaxy
just make it painless next game
St. Louis City
Liverpool0 - 3Man Citynone of this will matter in the national league
Los Angeles1 - 1Vancouver Whitecapsconsidering vancouver had 10 men on the pitch basically the entire time, very well-played on their part. hell of a defensive effort & good work rate all around, plus some crucial saves from takaoka to keep them in the game early on! he's a great keeper. hoping müller's hamstring heals up quick so he can play soon
Vancouver WhitecapsInter Miami4 - 0DC United
MIAMI KNEW I WOULD SET OFF THE BOMB I PLANTED IN THEIR FACILITIES IF THEY DIDN’T WIN THIS 🥹🥹🥹❤️🩹❤️🩹 also hijacking this game to say look at these pessi pictures from tuesday 😭😭😭😭 oh my god 😭😭😭😭😭😭 my dead wife who is the greatest footballer to ever exist 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭💔💔💔💔💔
Inter Miami
Man United1 - 1Tottenham
united have this incredible ability to play at anywhere from 60-80% of the level of the opposing team no matter what #respect
Augsburg2 - 2Bayernneuer fc formally requests that you all erase this game from your memory. for all intents and purposes no record related to “fastest goal scored in the bundesliga” was broken today, and if it was it was not the goatkeeper’s fault. thank you 🙏❤️
Dortmund2 - 2Werder Bremen
couldn't catch the last part of this live but i just rewatched what happened. LMFAOOOOOOO #miasanmia
Bayern1 - 1Chelsea
#throwbackthursday thinking about neuer taking a penalty within the first 5 because no one else (kroos 😒😒 robben 😒😒😒) would step up..… he’s the loml i watch this clip religiously. so sad he couldn’t save just one more, if i was watching at the time i would’ve crashed out. bayern didn’t deserve to win if that was the mentality of the players anyway. i understand feeling unconfident esp after robben already missed a pen in extra time but this is a ucl final ffs you have to get it together 😭 luckily there was next season at least i know he flubbed the last one he took vs dortmund in 2015 but give manu one more pen before he retires. for me. please
Chelsea
Chicago Fire3 - 1Vancouver Whitecapsyou'll forgive me when i say i was a little preoccupied last night and completely forgot about this game. still in mourning so no one talk to me please anyways neither lewy nor müller started so i barely even got to see them period much less see more interactions between them. #whatever. lewy got his assist, thomas lowk ghosted but it's okay king i forgive you. i like vancouver a lot but they've been in pretty terrible form since the wc. sebastian berhalter really left us for some damn "middlesborough"
Chicago Fire
Argentina3 - 0Benin
leo, four years ago, on december eighteenth, you moved me to tears in an argentina jersey for the first time. three months ago you did it again, and for the final time you’re doing it now. your love for both your country and the beautiful game shone radiantly through each and every international cap. i wish i could have started watching you sooner, in your prime, but i am so fortunate to have gotten to catch glimpses of it in these final years. an astounding testament to your skill and longevity. it’s hard to condense everything i want to say. in essence: the thought of a world cup without you is unconscionable. these past two decades you’ve led argentina to many victories, having to bear the brunt of every failure along the way. you can leave the world stage now knowing you’ve already conquered it. you brought joy to hundreds of millions on it. you’ll continue to do so off of it. my heart hurts when i think about how differently things could have gone this summer, but no one can ever say you didn’t give it everything you had. you defied all odds and expectations. there are no regrets. all we can do, all we have ever been able to do, is look forward. and i swear to god i’ll sit through every dogshit mls game ten times over for as long as you’re willing to play there. i often have this thought, resentful and naïve and selfish as it is, that one lifetime isn’t enough for you—for me, rather. i would give anything to watch you for another hundred years, another twenty-five world cups and copa américas. alas, while yours is a once-in-a-lifetime story, all stories must come to an end. isn’t that the whole appeal? as the sun sets upon a historic career, its light reflects off every cup and medal you’ve won for la albiceleste. what shines even brighter, even warmer, is the love of generations who were blessed with your football. gracias por todo, capitán, ídolo. as was once said four years ago, on december eighteenth, you have always been the point of difference. 🐐👑
Argentina
England1 - 2Argentinathank god it wasn't england. thank fucking god.
Argentina
France4 - 1Belgium
france being able to just casually sub in 3 world class players at any time and win is unreal lmfao
France
Cyprus2 - 1Latvia
assvia this nations league: 4 matches 0 wins 3 losses 2 goals 4 shots on target 1 point 3 of kat’s days ruined RELEGATE THEM NOW!!!!!
Latvia
Greece0 - 0Germany
pov u walk in on the 10 of us in chat generating the most artificial hype for this game
Germany
Hamburger2 - 0Copenhagen
miro muheim i am free tomorrow . if U are. we can do things together + that horrible ai song during halftime made me laugh. fairs hamburg fairs
Argentina7 - 0Burkina Faso
who wants a shoutout in my suicide note in 3 days 😂😂🔥🔥🔥
Croatia0 - 7Englandi hope those croatian children suppress their memories of this day as a trauma response. for the good of us all
EnglandBelgium3 - 0Türkiye
ive seen enough. make arda güler captain manager and the president of türkiye while we’re at it
BelgiumLatvia1 - 2Montenegro
SCORED A GOAL VS MONTENEGRO IN THE NATIONS LEAGUE YOU’LL NEVER SING THAT 🗣️🗣️🗣️
MontenegroGermany2 - 0Serbia
when the best serbian player on the pitch wasn't even playing for serbia
Germany
Malaysia6 - 0Singapore
#IWASHERE when malaysia epicly owned messi and frimpong's liverpool and still couldn't make it to the final
MalaysiaArgentina4 - 0Bolivia
pionel i miss you already
Inter
Benfica W0 - 3Bayern Munich W
bit of a slow start for bayern but all is well 🫡 bühl is just phenomenal
Bayern Munich W
Czechia0 - 2England2 goals second half and it was still somehow just as much of a snoozefest as the first half. common england activities. i should’ve just watched spain vs croatia and became one of the 12 year old culers in chat
England
Columbus Crew2 - 1Inter Miamii vandalized the charlie kirk statue outside of turning point usa’s phoenix headquarters on september 13. my name is rocco ríos novo and i play for inter miami cf
Germany0 - 1Greecetook one look at the lineup and knew ts wasn't worth watching icl i was doomscrolling the whole time
Vancouver Whitecaps3 - 3DC Unitednot too happy about a draw but it was objectively a fun game! 2 g/a for THEE thomas muller who is always such a pleasure to watch 🙂↕️🙂↕️ better not catch anyone speaking on unc!!!
Vancouver WhitecapsEngland2 - 3Spain
england subs do anything of use challenge (IMPOSSIBLE 🔥🔥🔥)
Vietnam1 - 0Philippines
1-0 but our best player's hamstring lowkenuinely got taken out in the process so who really won pretty entertaining game! philippines remained quite determined offensively and took back possession after conceding, just wasn’t enough there to really convert their fair share of shots. close offside call towards the end but i’m certainly not complaining 🫡 var giveth and var taketh away
VietnamTürkiye0 - 1Francethe fact that nobody was even talking about the game the entirety of stoppage time and was just begging for the ref to end it fries me baddd
France
Armenia2 - 0Latvia2 stars in solidarity with @lukamos glory to the beautiful nation of latvia 🙏🙏 this is not the end 🙏🙏🙏