ryl_lee

☆☆☆☆☆★★★★★1d ago

𝐂𝐎𝐌𝐌𝐄 𝐎𝐍 𝐃𝐈𝐓 𝐈𝐂𝐈 𝐂’𝐄𝐒𝐓 𝐏𝐀𝐑𝐈𝐒 !! 🇫🇷🇫🇷 Said Ferran hattrick and he actually gave me one Ferran ballon d’or incoming trust >>>

Champions League

Barcelona5 - 1Feyenoord

☆☆☆☆☆★★★★★2d ago

Adeyemi’s celly is just so cold

Player of the match

Raphinha

Barcelona

Champions League

Real Madrid2 - 1Inter

☆☆☆☆☆★★★★★2d ago

VINI DO YOU ACTUALLY WANNA DO THIS OR NOT Huijsen on some Ramos shit lately, starting feuds and everything had to move to watching this game during this 2nd HT cuz that Man city/Porto game was just one sided and boring asl and guess what soon as I started watching this, Real Madrid kept flopping their tries and even conceded a goal so my hatewatch was almost successful Inter has a good defense but they gotta work on their attack cuz how come you have almost double in passes yet couldn’t score earlier

Player of the match

Lautaro Martínez

Inter

I’m so mad I chose to watch this instead of another match. That first HT was just City doing a mess fr. Porto did much better I’m genuinely mad Enzo is doing so well on the field, he even gave a fucking assist omg Diogo costa is boosted asf Gvardiol was straight up just embarrassing himself throughout the whole game, foul farming and being dramatic asf whenever a contact occurs bruh that ref probably thinks whistling is mandatory cuz most of the fouls he signaled weren’t even one… the fact that Bouaddi the newly signed player did much better than most of his teammates today is just…

Schalke 040 - 0Bayern

WHY WAS SCHALKE HIGHKEY EATING US UP..? Everyone (but Phonzy and Upi) dropped a stinker today… Karius is such a good GK he made my heart skip a beat every time he saved Those Karl and Brown saved goals would have been incredible Our defense needs to work on acceleration because we don’t have enough speed to stop Schalke or other teams with fast forwards when they counter-attack left during half time and came back to musiala subbed on life is worth living Phonzy is SO back Pavlovic needs to control his moves more to foul less

Man City1 - 0Coventry

NOW THAT WAS AN INTERESTING MATCH START great starting lineup too manifested an injury for Enzo’s debut but unfortunately he was working his ass off during this match. I didn’t see that much will when he was playing at Chelsea lately, just saying… At least he got tackled, missed 2 goals, was offside and got a goal disallows but I fucking hate how well he played today Maresca doesn’t seem to understand that a defensive high line is NOT the go to Coventry is so boosted especially for a newly promoted team. I hope they make it to the top 5 this season !! Awoniyi is so talented wow gotta keep an eye on him ! Cherki and Semenyo my goats proving once again that they’re vital to the team. great debut for Ndiaye !! the stadium chanting Hey Jude is so dear to me that Guehi save wow. Tchaouna’s attempt was pretty good too I feel like Foden slowed the game down after getting subbed on Anyway that City 2nd HT was a mess whereas Coventry had an overall good performance

1899 Hoffenheim2 - 3Dortmund

I’mma need Jobe to start taking a few more risks especially as a central/defensive midfielder and try to intercept the ball more. He’s capable and starts his actions well but then loses the ball at the end.

Leverkusen4 - 0Union Berlin

I’m campaigning for Mazadona to join an even bigger club that Medina golazo ??? wow just wow

Newcastle2 - 2Bournemouth

not canal + FR commentators roasting Newcastle and Botman’s first HT… Newcastle needs to work on keeping the ball when confronted to a high block pressing team cuz parking the bus in fact did NOT help. Worse is their passes aren’t accurate either because they’re making them in rush those Barnes and Ramsey goal was just flawless wow The way at some point everyone started fouling the opponent… that Murphy dive was genuinely embarrassing 😭 Bournemouth gotta do something with their high press method because it’s a great idea but it’s obviously wearing the players off given how they played during the 2nd half time leaving too much spaces and losing their balance those last minute subs gotta stop too cuz what was the need to play Christie for 1 min ?? gotta keep an eye on Adams and Smith they did so well !!

Betis1 - 0Real Madrid

omg I used to pray for times like this 😭🙏🏾 #manifesting for the 3 peat trophyless Real Madrid season this Real Madrid loss will make up for the PSG’s loss great starting lineup on the paper but something was missing to make it work but idgaf the hatewatch was highkey successful Everyone was just flipping and flopping and whipping shit in the kettle **** 3 mins in and vini is already flopping down smh. He should try keeping the ball for longer and make less sophisticated but efficient moves. Mourinho always looking irritated asf for some reason they should have benched Vini and move mbappé to the left and bring on Espi to play as the 9 because I gotta admit he’s a good striker I’d like to see him play as a starter What the hell was that starting offensive line doing ? they kept missing easy passes and shots and making useless mistakes Antony dribbling better than the whole Real Madrid offensive lineup smh Betis’ gk saving his whole team today Mourinho is definitely not as ruthless as he used to be because he would have subbed off so many of the players today because that game right there ? ass

Monaco was much better technically than us but I’m glad PSG played better than what they delivered during last game. Hopefully they keep evolving and do much better next time Mika Godts is genuinely an underrated player he’s not glazed enough to my liking Our defensive line did so bad today we need to work on that Ferran did much better than during last game especially with his pressing The bookd chat gotta be mutted during the PSG matches because I’m tired of the hate Ferran keeps receiving from his obsessed haters. Even when he doesn’t have the ball they hate on him and say the weirdest stuff. Those weird ass culers keep making a fool of our fandom and I hate it

Aston Villa0 - 1Arsenal

idk that game was a better sleep aid than sleeping pills tbf 😭 Suzuki is talented but I’mma need him to stop leaving that 6 yard box it’s stressing me outtt

Player of the match

Martin Ødegaard

Arsenal

Barcelona5 - 2Rayo Vallecano

EVERYONE PACK IT UP WE’RE WINNING THE LEAGUE AGAIN BARÇA FEEDING US WELL TODAY THE GAME WAS SUCH AN ADRENALINE BOOST Our offensive line is so fucking goated man especially that Raphinha - Gordon and Fermin !! Raphinha is the better spider idgaf I’m so happy Lamine is getting his form back !! he still looks down tho so I hope it gets better. It also seems like he’s listening to the people asking him to be more altruistic I don’t see enough Cubarsi glaze to my liking That captain arm band is making Kounde defend better smh 😭 Rayo playing like they’re scared of the ball cuz that defense is egregious… Rayo assisting us they’re so kind 🥹 But actually how tf do you manage to place an own goal header ?? I’m gonna be haunted by that image of Pedri falling down after he got dribbled past That Gordon assist was just otherworldly !!! We need to work on keeping the ball in tighter spaces. Flick still not letting that high line go ffs… Our defense genuinely needs some work omfg

Real Madrid4 - 0Malaga

once again an unsuccessful hate watch but at least those goals were beautiful. that Malaga team was straight up sleeping on the pitch… Arda, Cucurella and Jude are so talented it enrages me Trent is SO BACKKK

really entertaining game but that score is not it man… First off, anyone making fun of Yalcouyé’s hairline needs to have some shame… why are y’all making fun of his appearance when what should matter is his skills?? And the latter are incredible as well… Hate to say this as I DESPISE Martinez’s stinky ass but he’s a talented GK… that starting 11 was goated tbf, the same goes for the subs Why was Brighton foul farming during that 2nd HT tho ? 𝐌𝐀𝐑𝐊 𝐌𝐘 𝐖𝐎𝐑𝐃𝐒 : 𝐢𝐟 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐲 𝐤𝐞𝐞𝐩 𝐠𝐨𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐥𝐢𝐤𝐞 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐰𝐨𝐫𝐤 𝐨𝐧 𝐜𝐨𝐧𝐜𝐞𝐝𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐥𝐞𝐬𝐬 𝐠𝐨𝐚𝐥𝐬, 𝐂𝐡𝐞𝐥𝐬𝐞𝐚 𝐦𝐢𝐠𝐡𝐭 𝐛𝐞 𝐰𝐢𝐧𝐧𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐥𝐞𝐚𝐠𝐮𝐞 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐲𝐞𝐚𝐫 !!

Dortmund2 - 0Hamburger

Jobe is improving I’m so happy Unsuccessful hate watch but at least the goals were beautiful

Player of the match

Konstantinos Karetsas

Dortmund

Liverpool2 - 2Nott'm Forest

1w ago

that was a heated game. Felt like I was on a rollercoaster… The goals were beautiful but they gotta work on the defense. Araujo unironically saved the defense after he got subbed on even after he received a yellow card right after the substitution… Frimpong is great when he wants to but en weds to work on his ability to stay on his feet. Muñoz did well today !! Same for Gakpo, Ngumoha and Wirtz. Can’t say the same for Szobo and Virgil FotMob rating with their eyes closed cuz no way they gave Alisson a 5.7 rating and Frimpong a 7.1

Player of the match

Bukayo Saka

Arsenal

Now THIS is a match where both teams are technically on the same level!! It was entertaining all the way until the end (especially Enzo Fernandez coming on to get booed, only to get fouled several dozen minutes later 😭). Cole Palmer is getting back to his best ig not being called up for the national team hurt him 😭 Rogers/JP/Palmer were literally the Bermuda Triangle of the attack, they were so boosted today 😭 The only problem was Sanchez in goal and his distributions Praying JP breaks the chelsea number 9 curse

Player of the match

Cole Palmer

Chelsea

Why did the whole team play so bad today. The 2 goals at the end of that 2nd HT felt like a fever dream ngl but at least we’re leaving on a draw ig ? Why are Ferran haters so obsessed omg… sometimes I’m embarrassed of my fandom because some weird culers need to be stopped. The way there were more Ferran obsessed haters (mostly toxic culers) than PSG fans on the live stream comment section is very telling… They kept insulting him saying it was his fault even after he was subbed off. Mind you the whole team sucked today And how is he supposed to shoot precisely when he’s getting fouled over and over Some of them need to learn from my fellow PSG fans because at least they actually criticize their players without going overboard AND they still cheer them on for the next matches **** Wow both the Giroud assist and the Haraldso’s goal were just beautiful to the eyes I’m so mad I can’t even hate on it… What is my team doing omg. Why is everyone so uncoordinated in that first half tf ? Everyone losing the ball and stuff Ferran please press more like you’re used to do 😔? Tf is that referee ??? First validating a goal after a foul on Ferran and then whistling a foul for Fabian… the latter’s crash out is so valid I’m so annoyed by Ancelotti, Ethan and Benjamin André for their great skills ugh…o

Carabao Cup

Tottenham5 - 1Charlton

☆☆☆☆☆★★★★★2w ago

Can Lucas stop fucking trying to score from 10m+ away when the defense in front of of him is literally packed ?? At least now he’s making a bit more effort than during the last match

Real Madrid4 - 1Real Sociedad