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Arsenal W1 - 0Køge W
I would pay liquid gold to be able to get into a legal fistfight with clare wheatley I need to know how many virgins slegers sacrificed to win that uwcl I also need to know if kelly and stina exited the womb offside All in all abysmal, and at this point im more than concerned with where our season is going
Køge WArsenal W1 - 0Køge W
“awfc play today” in tears at the state of my club
Arsenal WArsenal W1 - 0Køge W
i have to watch this team play twice a week.
Arsenal WArsenal W1 - 0Køge W
not having this
Arsenal WArsenal W1 - 0Køge W
1-0 to the arsenal gimmick lives another day
Køge WArsenal W1 - 0Køge W
Renee when you ask her to drop a good lineup. Stina when you ask her to stay onside. Caitlin foord when you ask her if she knows how play football. when you ask the whole squad not to sky their shots. when you ask the attack to have more than 1 SOT outside the pen. when you ask arsenal to score more than 1 non pen goal. IM GONNA END IT ALL 😂😂😂
Arsenal W
Bayern Munich W2 - 2Manchester City W
bayern away is… no longer scary? 😰 confusing match, i only caught the second half but from what i saw bayern were controlling the game mostly and forcing city on the back foot. unfortunately they played too cautious in the final 3rd and ended up giving away possession constantly leading to the equaliser. can’t say city didn’t deserve it towards the end unfortunately but bottling a 2-0 lead is ridiculous.
Bayern Munich WBayern Munich W2 - 2Manchester City Whatewatch failed we will be there next game bayerns keeper after giving a pen away and saving it:
Bayern Munich W
Marseille1 - 2PSG
the concept of ferran torres super sub. alright man
PSGMarseille1 - 2PSG
first in my bloodline to witness ferran torres drop repeated bangers
PSGMarseille1 - 2PSGcould ferran torres be the first gay republican to win the ballon dor??
PSGMarseille1 - 2PSG
Neal Maupay is a fucking clown
PSGMarseille1 - 2PSG
the only good thing about this game was the exaggerated random zoom-ins on the benched players + the 10 minutes ferran played well
PSGJuventus2 - 0Atalanta
celebrating a clean sheet... juve you are exactly who you think you are. forza juve
Juventus
Fulham1 - 1Man United
this match did give me a headache, but at least fulham scored in the funniest way possible
FulhamFulham1 - 1Man Unitedas a neutral promote both managers to fans and ban them for life if I were Cunha I'd kick the ball at Carricks head instead of at goal Stockholm syndrome runs in united fans blood. happy international break friends.
Fulham1 - 1Man Unitedmanchester united threaten to step onto the pitch
Fulham
Atletico Madrid2 - 1Real Madrid
WHOLE GAME WAS A FEVER DREAM SHOUTOUT TO MY BARCAFAMILY FOR HATEWATCHING WITH ME
Real MadridAtletico Madrid2 - 1Real MadridJude smellingham fooled us all at the world cup Diego Simeone has learned the art of halal ball and it's magnificent 🥹🥹 side note vini, either that chin goes or you go 🥀🥀 my gf is gonna beat me for this Bellingham disaster class 😔
Atletico MadridMan City5 - 3Sunderland
brobbey saved all his goals for man shitty 🥹🥹 this could've been a 2-0 game with a clean sheet. donner kebab ruma count your days
Man CityMan City5 - 3Sunderland
hoes are in fact mad (i’m hoes) but have you considered that
SunderlandMan City5 - 3Sunderlandnot a single dull moment thank u for making my weekend entertaining
Sunderland
Bournemouth0 - 1Liverpool
isuck locked in it's gonna be scary for the rest of the league when squirtz does too
LiverpoolBournemouth0 - 1Liverpooleasy 3 points (for me)
Liverpool
Getafe1 - 0Malaga
GETAFEEEEE GET ARTETA OUT AND BRING IN BORDALAS MORE GOALS SCORED THIS WEEKEND
Getafe
Sevilla1 - 3Barcelona
i was scared for barca but i was even more scared for barca fans
BarcelonaSevilla1 - 3BarcelonaRAPHINHAAAA IM GONNA KISS YOU Saka needs to take notes I'm not playing around typical Barca performance 😮💨 in other words I'm going to sleep now
BarcelonaSevilla1 - 3Barcelonathank god for raphinha
Barcelona
Lyon4 - 0Rennes
wow, just wow. Ernest Nuamah take a bow, moving like an 8th time ballondor winner especially after that acl rupture. on a side note my curse is broken
LyonArsenal W1 - 1Manchester United W
I really don’t know what to say bruh. I know mistakes are going to happen and teams will score against us but we actually need to learn to shoot???? Everytime we get in the box everyone decides to take seven years to decide whether they wanna shoot on target I’m irritated as fuck. Anyways thanks for saving us Smilla. Yanited defence was decent tbf. And nice goalkeeping.
Atletico Madrid WArsenal W1 - 1Manchester United Warsenal and manchester united’s men and women’s team THREATEN to play football this week
Arsenal WArsenal W1 - 1Manchester United Wmore dropped points, but you take these when you can. both men and women team need to wake up and remember how to play football.
Arsenal W
Brighton3 - 0Arsenal
we’ve been winning so much i kinda wanted us to lose anyway
BrightonBrighton3 - 0Arsenal
tough game, team can't get any way through the swarm today, got me feeling like this for 90+ minutes
BrightonBrighton3 - 0Arsenal
One word. Pascal Groß.
BrightonBrighton3 - 0Arsenal
mikel arteta to me directly:
BrightonBrighton3 - 0ArsenalAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Brighton3 - 0Arsenalbeating brighton isnt for everyone.... SHAT ON BY THE SEAGULLS YOU GOT SHAT ON BY THE SEAAAAGUUULLSSSSSSS 😂😂😂😂😂✌️✌️✌️
BrightonBrighton3 - 0ArsenalI now understand that my laptop was trying to protect me by crashing every time I tried to reopen the stream.
BrightonBrighton3 - 0ArsenalARSENAL HARAMBALL
Brighton