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Abelina
She/her 🎀 I would follow arsenal to hell and back but i wish theyd stop going there
Arsenal2 - 1Leeds
A win is a win...Ultimately, that's the essence of this game. Arteta's subs off the bench as well as the brilliance of our wingbacks made the difference in the margins. However, leeds at home shouldn't have been this difficult, as good of a side they are. On the flip side, leeds are one of the most dominant teams in the prem right now statistically, and a win on their heads especially after conceding first is a merit. All thanks to today's MVPs: Rice, Bruno G (!!), konsa, raya, both our wingbacks. we could have scored more and improved our GD if we knew how to score. Today's best player was the offside flag. We go again on tuesday.
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Manchester City W4 - 2Arsenal WNo jokes or gimmicks guys, im so done. Absolutely nothing to say. Nothing burger of a team, with a predictable result. Ive lost all hope for the season. Need to go again after slegers.
Manchester City W
Paris W2 - 2Arsenal WIm so done. The second we remember to score goals we forget how to defend them. Is there even anything to look forward to this season?? The last three fixtures have been a total shitshow, and as cerci and reuteler continue to get no minutes and watching sleger’s subs, its gone to a point where im dreading gamedays. Atp, im hoping city clatters us 3-0 and it speedruns slegers sacking.
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Chelsea W1 - 0Arsenal WThe one consolation is that football deadass doesn't matter on judgement day
Chelsea WArsenal W1 - 0Køge W
I would pay liquid gold to be able to get into a legal fistfight with clare wheatley I need to know how many virgins slegers sacrificed to win that uwcl I also need to know if kelly and stina exited the womb offside All in all abysmal, and at this point im more than concerned with where our season is going
Køge W
Brighton3 - 0ArsenalBrighton munich destroyed us and humbled us beyond measure and i need arteta to pull our defenders over his lap and spank them for that performance
BrightonArsenal W0 - 0Crystal Palace W
Gw2 and im so mad. We could have been the only club to go 2 for 2 in fixtures but good christ. Embarrassment for the entire club especially in front of the fans. Russo needs to be benched if she doesn’t get out of this mental funk. Benching Smith for Kelly was a mistake. So so poor from our front three bar baum. i can’t even determine who the weakest link is. We have to make a statement against United next week otherwise i genuinely worry for our season.
Juventus W
Sunderland0 - 2ArsenalSUCK MY DICK SUNDERLAND. DONT EVER CHAT ABOUT CORNERS AGAIN. — I would give david raya my uterus if he asked. Yashin worthy performance. Gabriel as well, and rice. And what a way to announce yourself Bruno!! So proud of him and that celly, what a shithead lmfao. Good win, despite the setbacks, it’s been a very difficult three fixtures but we have to carry this momentum, key for the champions as how we find results like this will be what wins us trophies. Xhaka…broke my heart today. I expect better camaraderie from a former arsenal captain. All in all, COYG ❤️🤍
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Chelsea2 - 2Hull City
“Jaabi lonzo ball” apparently getting bitched by hull city on your grounds Like how were you 6.6 with an assist mr pedro — Hato is ass. Martinez cannot carry that defense, hes never been that good. Benching lacoix was a mistake and cost me precious poinys in my fpl. Fofana was ass today idc what anyone says.
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Napoli0 - 1ArsenalEnglish Champions kick off their opener in the UCL!❤️🤍 Massive result, especially for somewhere like the stadio maradon. 6 big chances missed has got to be a UCL record. Hincapie, Gabriel, are so key for that left side, the composure on the ball through the chaos of napoli's counters, key in this clean sheet. But we move. It's 1-0 to the arsenal, our UCL league phase win streak continues and seeing as how the game started I'm feeling a sense of relief at the win. - Madueke/gyokeres are a problem in every sense of the word. Both Saka and Ode were hindered by a striker with zero clinicality. Our problems persist as always against low blocks and it's off of odegaard's brilliance, who had a world-class game that we scraped by. All in all, we have much to improve on come sunderland away.
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Real Madrid2 - 1Inter
You would think inter, a team that made ucl finals twice in the last five years, would show more composure and levelheadedness in the big games 😭😭 — Bellingham stinker. I have never seen a club so heavily carried by a goalkeeper. Brahim dias too good for madrid’s bench, should come to arsenal. Both dumfries and carrerras are ahh. Pretty straightforward game…I do think mourinhoball is a mess tho, 36% possession?? At the bernabeu?? One to watch this tournament.
Real MadridArsenal2 - 1ChelseaGET IN. MASSIVE RESULT, LONDON IS ONCE AGAIN CONFIRMED RED. Thats now 11 games, zero wins for Chelsea against the Arsenal. Who know what they are. Havertz's right foot is bigger than the entire club. -- Reffing was shit. Raya deserves the Yashin trophy. Odegaard is well and truly back. Chelsea fans gassed this game for no reason just to get bitched for 90 minutes straight.
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Brighton W0 - 1Arsenal WGood game, baum is electric, fox is our best player, stanway is GENUINELY a cheat code. Just need to stop losing the duels in the midfield…and russo needs to stop forcing the F9 gimmick. Just stand in the box, pin a CB and shoot when you take a touch, we dont always need you to drop so deep. Misa had a very good game, can defend set pieces well, but gotta be more composed on the ball. Good game all around!! COYG ❤️🤍
RB Leipzig W
Betis1 - 0Real Madrid@vinijr you could have come here and been worshipped and adored by arsenal fans who would have drowned themselves in your week old bathwater, and probably won the ballondor after winning a UCL here while making 400k a week.
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Aston Villa0 - 1Arsenal#NUKEBERTA. #SLAPGILLET. First of all, commiserations to Mosquera ❤️🩹❤️🩹hope he’s okay. Much to be disappointed about, much to celebrate. Ultimately, same problems as last season. Move Cala to left wing and just make hincapie starting LB. Tzolis needs to tighten up when the lights are bright. On field performance aside his mentality was what irritated me the most. Havertz as well, he’s now starting CF it seems. Saka b2b goals is amazing! Cala top 3 best players for us rn. Good to see konsa and bruno on the pitch. MLS, Rice, Raya, Gabriel, all amazing.
ArsenalChelsea4 - 3BrightonWHAT IS ALONSOBALL This was a fun game to watch. Im mad that lacroix had a stinker in that defense, going to have reconsider his place as a starter. And this 3atb gimmick is going to hurt chelsea against teams that are better at counterattacks. How do you concede three in your debut as a goalkeeper? Gross had a disgusting header
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Tottenham0 - 2Newcastle
Sack Berta he wanted tonali over bruno g Spurs are so horrendously shit, how do you spend and spend and then eat 5 goals in 180 minutes of footy Dedic is such a good signing by Newcastle Elanga celly…he knows ball and i love it
NewcastleNewcastle2 - 2Liverpool
HALL CONCEDED A FUCKING PEN AFTER I BB’ED AND ISAK HAD A FUCKING STINKER. I WAS CHEATED OUT OF POINTS TODAY FUCK FANTASY PREMIER LEAGUE FUCK STUART ATWELL FUCK DEFCON. (Good game. Gravenberch key to any top 5 hopes. Dedic one to watch. Kerkez needs a loan somewhere.)
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Man City2 - 1Bournemouth
-MY FPL IS SAVED THATS THE IMPORTANT THING -The benefit of this game is that maresca will probably continue with the 4 CBs at the back gimmick. -Cherki actually saved this game, came on and was only one with composure. --Foden...it might be joever. -Anderson has to be scam of the century, he doesn't suit this style of possession-first football at all.
Man CityHull City2 - 0Man United
INEOS ARE YOU MAD CUNHARSE AND MBUMMO COST ME MY FPL. -First of all, congrats to former Arsenal Academy player Semi Ayaji on his goal!! -I knew united were going to struggle today to some extent. Hull are freshly promoted, off the adrenaline of being in the prem, and these sides then to play diabolical lowblocks. BUT 2-0!?!!?!?!? -im so glad HateCentral is back on twt 😭😭
Hull CityArsenal3 - 0Coventry
First of all, welcome Ezri Konsa to the arsenal ❤️🤍 I LOVE IT! BIG three points and huge statement from the English champions. Thats arsenal by the way. Tzolis is massive, the headloss from rivals on twt seeing how we unearthed a gem is so sweet. Ode, calafiori, ben white, saka all elite!! This season feels like 23/24 again but better. Way better.
ArsenalArsenal W1 - 0Barcelona W
One of the best days of my life. Champions of europe…youll never sing that. I love my massive club.
Arsenal WArsenal3 - 0Man CityOur midfield!! Pure magic. Odegaard being back with our current squad is danger for the rest of the prem. His composure on the ball combined with getting over whatever mental block he had when engaged in the final third…Wow. Our first goal was so quick, good on our defenders. Even Big Gabi who’s usually not so good on the ball, he improved. Tzolis sooo promising as well, two assists, the first time in the CS since beckham in ‘96!! His crossing, passing, also now more willing to take on his 1v1s. Also very comfortable tracking back which is important. Other shouts for amazing performances: raya, mosquera, white (!!). Very happy with this result.
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