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Marseille1 - 2PSG
could ferran torres be the first gay republican to win the ballon dor??
PSG
Atletico Madrid2 - 1Real Madrid
Did some tarot readings the day before and at the first few minutes of second half and they all came out negative Everybody in the discussion was all praying in their own countries, will we ever recover from this? When will this stop? How can we get back on feet and face the world after being hurt by such an horrendous match today? We were all in denial, then came anger, after anger came bargaining and then depression. Has acceptance come yet? That, I will never know… Life is a gimmick, should had slept through this match. Hope everyone has a good day after this. Healings everyone. #healingrn
Real MadridAtletico Madrid2 - 1Real Madrid
suicide prevention month they say
Real Madrid
Brighton3 - 0Arsenal
I can’t believe we got pecked by the seagulls, FUCK! Always hated seagulls… Anyway, Brighton were brilliant. Faster at every step, absolutely frenetic pressing, and just wanted it more. Made everything very uncomfortable and difficult for us, and played their hearts out. Kudos to them, well played. I haven’t seen the Arsenal this off the pace in a long time. It wasn’t a matter of not having any ideas going forward, we seemed to have plenty of ideas, we just couldn’t pull any of them off it seemed. Slow to everything, midfielders dropping deep to receive and leaving an enormous void in the center of the pitch, where the Brighton press just snapped up every loose ball or loose pass. It’s like we knew what to do, we just weren’t doing it. Reacting instead of acting, and facing a tempo this high, that was a recipe for disaster. Watching the players get visibly more and more frustrated as they misplaced passes, mistimed runs, and were beaten to loose balls made me unbelievably frustrated as well. I’m not going to let emotion take over and declare the sign of the end times. Yes, we were dogshit on the pitch, but I’m not really worried yet. Some players could really be giving me more (ahem, Eze, looking at you…), and certain combinations just weren’t working at all (Konsa and Gabriel looked uneasy next to each other), but there’s certainly a cause for this which I’m confident they’ll iron out. The whole match looked like Arsenal had all been poisoned, and Brighton had all smoked crack in the tunnel before coming out, and we’ve seen enough of this Arsenal team to know that’s pretty out of character. Shit games happen, better now than later I guess. Saka is indecisive in front of goal, and is taking 1-2 too many touches. Havertz needs to put that away, but nice combo with Gyokeres. Calafiori is a total footballer. Dowman🫰 The only silver lining is that we didn’t give up a 2-goal lead, at least… The next seagull I see, I’m wringing its neck, sorry mate. COYG❤️🤍
Brighton3 - 0Arsenal
how the prem been moving this week
BrightonBrighton3 - 0Arsenal
ARSENAL HARAMBALL
BrightonBrighton3 - 0Arsenal
ai 😅😅
BrightonBrighton3 - 0Arsenal
every day of my life is literally worse than the last
Brighton3 - 0ArsenalBlitzed United for days just to get pecked worse
Brighton
Brentford3 - 0Chelsea
In honor of Brentford winning, here’s the bee movie
Brentford
Elche2 - 3Real Madrid
real madrid making sure to win by playing disgusting ball 💔
Real Madrid
Liverpool3 - 1Tottenham
I’m actually on the verge of fucking tears I genuinely can’t stand this football club anymore. 24th of May was the last time I saw this shit team get a win… wait, 24th of May was the last time I saw us SCORE A GOAL BEFORE TODAY. IT TOOK 4 FUCKING MONTHS FOR ME TO SEE US SCORE A GOAL. AND GUESS WHAT, THE PLAYER THAT SCORED THAT GOAL… WE LET GO. SO NOW WE HAVE TO PLAY A FUCKING BENTANCUR BERGVALL DOUBLE PIVOT, WITH FUCKING CONOR GALLAGHER INFRONT OF THEM IN 2026. MATHYS TEL IS THE WORST FOOTBALLER IVE EVER WATCHED, MARMOUSH IS ABSOLUTELY WANK, KUDUS HAS THE END PRODUCT OF A DISABLED CHILD, AND DE ZERBI STILL DECIDES TO PLAY THEM. Oh my god I actually can’t. The defence wasn’t awful today (even though they got bullied by a bunch of 19 year olds), Udogie was probably our best player, but do you know what happened? 2 goals down and De Zerbi DECIDES TO SUB HIM OFF. WE NEED 2 GOALS AND HE BROUGHT ON ROBERTSON FOR SOME PITY POINTS. WHY DID WE THINK IT WAS A GOOD IDEA TO HIRE A GUY WHO CONDONES SEX OFFENDERS. FUCKKKKKK FOR THE GAZILLIONTH TIME WEVE SCORED A GOAL TO GET OURSELVES BACK INTO A GAME AND WE DO FUCK ALL. WE APPLY NO PRESSURE, AND EVERY CHANCE WE GET WE FUCK UP. WE MISSED 2 OPEN GOALS AHAHJAHHHHH WE COULDVE WON NOW WE HAVE VILLA IN 4 DAYS WERE GOING TO LOSE I CANT I CANT I CANT JSNSLAPDHFNWKAOXJDMSIVHW KO
Elche2 - 3Real Madrid
Real Madrid
Ipswich2 - 4Arsenalan arsenal game that has me smiling?? in this economy?? also this proves that without david raya we are cooked kepa? more like try to kepa clean sheet.
Arsenal
Leeds4 - 1Newcastle
“Monday night Newcastle bumming”
Leeds4 - 1Newcastle
leeds missing 2 sitters and letting newcastle score so they don’t feel too bad
Leeds
Man United0 - 1Man City
Genuinely don’t know how to describe what I just watched. Game was soooo shit but entertaining at the same time. Michael Oliver needs to be sacked, he’s so useless. United also suck, all of them are frauds, Bruno can only perform against Ipswich and Sabah. Wanted to give motm to Micheal Oliver but ig we can’t do that anymore so I’ll give it to Enzo who was pretty good.
Man United0 - 1Man City
Definitely expected more, wasn’t a great game. First 20 minutes really didn’t have much going on and suddenly Foden got a red card (should’ve been a yellow for Bruno and Foden in my opinion), but even after the red card both teams didn’t create many chances due to their sloppy passes in the final third. Second half was quite similar, obviously a difficult game for City with the red card, but then suddenly Haaland scored and I have no idea how that was not offside. To sum up, as I already said, quite a boring and disappointing match with a lot of sloppy mistakes from both teams but a great result for City
Man City
Dortmund3 - 2Villarreal
Guirassy I love you SO MUCH for this 3 pointer, HAVE MY BABIES. Also, this was an 'honorary' Liga MX chat.
Dortmund
Napoli0 - 1Arsenal
ArsenalArsenal2 - 1ChelseaMartian Odegard for the start of this season
ArsenalArsenal2 - 1ChelseaSURVIVED ANOTHER LONDON DERBY I NEVER HAD A DOUBT
ArsenalArsenal2 - 1Chelsea60 MILLION DOWN THE DRAIN, KAI HAVERTZ SCORES AGAIN
Arsenal
Betis1 - 0Real Madrid
i’ll kill myself infront of Mourinho, Vini and Mbappe and change the trajectory of their lives
Betis1 - 0Real Madrid
HE WAS WHIPPING UP SHIT IN A KETTLE
Betis
Aston Villa0 - 1Arsenal
1.5 stars ONLY because i see unai emery unhappy. another painful watch but 3 points on the board from villa away is a positive. tzolis was getting absolutely clamped on the wings (saka too to an extent) which is worrying considering that it’s either him or eze on lw. speaking of eze i really did like his cameo there today but i hope that’s not an excuse for not signing at least another natural lw. yet again a team has failed to make me afraid of jackson and garnacho which is funny so it wasn’t fully a loss, plus today has made me more confident in our rotation in defence and midfield even if our attack is still poor. also as promised yesterday my jurrien timber drawing on notes app (get well soon goat 💔)
ArsenalAston Villa0 - 1ArsenalI thought we passed this 1-0 gimmick
ArsenalReal Madrid4 - 0Malaga
I don’t even have words for this it’s just happiness in a kettle
Real MadridReal Madrid4 - 1Real Sociedad
mbappe hattrick and jude assists I am so aroused at the ball played tonight
Real MadridMan City2 - 1Bournemouth
Man City