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Champions League

Club Brugge KV2 - 3Aston Villa

midgetlover@midgetlover

☆☆☆☆☆★★★★★3d ago

I'm not gay but I want to live in a log cabin in the woods with Zion Suzuki. We won't ever have sex, but there will be a simmering erotic undercurrent as I stand in the kitchen window watching him tighten his ass as he chops wood, shirtless, sweat pouring off his body. I'll run upstairs and masturbate, the entire time forcing myself to think of women while my thoughts drift back to Zion Suzuki. I won't be able to climax and I'll eventually go back downstairs, angry. Sometimes we will look across the table and catch each other's eyes, and in that second, anything is possible, but we both deny ourselves and go back to what we were doing. One day one of us will die, and the other will bury him outside the log cabin. Then he'll go inside, pen a brief missive to his departed friend, and commit suicide, never able to deal with life without his one true platonic love.

La Liga

Elche2 - 3Real Sociedad

arianwasnothere@arianwasnothere

☆☆☆☆☆★★★★★3d ago

Moment of silence for those who missed this match... It all started to turn around when Jon Martin got a red card for a ridiculous handball, which was deserved honestly. Elche took the advantage against all the odds and tied the match 2-2. Lemar played that 2nd half beautifully and what a goal he scored! Glorious goals for them, but unfortunately Sociedad scored at the 90th minute to seal the match. What a game of football! LaLiga does not disappoint at times like these!

La Liga

Betis1 - 0Real Madrid

sofifiaculer@sofifiaculer

☆☆☆☆☆★★★★★1w ago

“ballon d’or winner” when it comes to clutching a draw against the mid betis: