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artificialneon

@artificialneon

Raphinha lover schlotterbeck defender

Created August 2026
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Bundesliga
Dortmund2 - 2Werder Bremen
artificialneon
artificialneon@artificialneon
☆☆☆☆☆★★★★★1w ago

Nothing like taking ur work break to see how ur team is doing just for them to somehow still concede at the end😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

Player of the match
Nico Schlotterbeck
Dortmund
3
Friendlies
Argentina3 - 0Benin
artificialneon
artificialneon@artificialneon
☆☆☆☆☆★★★★★1w ago

Man. I don’t even know where to begin. This is one of those moments that you know is going to come but you’re never ready for. I hate sounding parasocial, but it really does feel like losing someone close. I’m not argentinian, but seeing you play and win filled me with joy. Those wins with barça brought so much joy to me growing up seeing some of the most beautiful football being played. All the ups and downs with the national team, it felt like seeing a hero slowly build up and finally get their happy ending. If this is how it feels now when you’ve just left international football, I don’t want to know how it’s going to feel when you retire completely. That little boy from rosario, the GOAT, pessi (with love). You were truly something special, not just for argentina or barcelona but for anyone who enjoys this sport. Thank you messi. Gracias por ser el mejor de todos los tiempos.

Player of the match
Lionel Messi
Argentina
La Liga
Atletico Madrid2 - 1Real Madrid
artificialneon
artificialneon@artificialneon
☆☆☆☆☆★★★★★4w ago

Woke up at 10 am to watch this bs

Player of the match
Álex Grimaldo
Atletico Madrid
2
Bundesliga
Stuttgart0 - 1Dortmund
artificialneon
artificialneon@artificialneon
☆☆☆☆☆★★★★★4w ago

Such a mid match i wont lie, BUT TOP OF THE TABLE BABYYYY

Player of the match
Maximilian Beier
Dortmund
World Cup
Ecuador2 - 1Germany
artificialneon
artificialneon@artificialneon
☆☆☆☆☆★★★★★4w ago

HAD TO COME BACK TO IT GRACIAS DIOS POR PARIRME ECUATORIANOO

Player of the match
Gonzalo Plata
Ecuador
Bundesliga
Dortmund3 - 0Paderborn 07
artificialneon
artificialneon@artificialneon
☆☆☆☆☆★★★★★12 Sept 2026

Overall decent game, really happy to see fabio as a starter considering how consistently good hes been. Guirassy shouldve gotten those two goals but really insane lock in from nmecha at the end.

Player of the match
Felix Nmecha
Dortmund
Champions League
Barcelona5 - 1Feyenoord
artificialneon
artificialneon@artificialneon
☆☆☆☆☆★★★★★10 Sept 2026

GOATPHINHA. BABY GOAT YAMAL. AURAYEMI. JESUS.

Player of the match
Lamine Yamal
Barcelona
Champions League
Dortmund3 - 2Villarreal
artificialneon
artificialneon@artificialneon
☆☆☆☆☆★★★★★8 Sept 2026

We are the unluckiest club ever i don’t even know what to say, two games those greeks lasted us fully healthy. As for serhou guirassy and fabio silva build those brothers a statue right now.

Player of the match
Serhou Guirassy
Dortmund
Bundesliga
1899 Hoffenheim2 - 3Dortmund
artificialneon
artificialneon@artificialneon
☆☆☆☆☆★★★★★5 Sept 2026

Very scrappy win, first half looked a mess it seemed like they suddenly forgot how to play football. Second half was messy but we got two good goals but there was a big lack of chances created and the fact that we won cus of an own goal just adds to it. Had it been a goal from our attack it wouldve made this win feel more decisive. Average dortmund moment 10/10 will watch again

Bundesliga
Dortmund2 - 0Hamburger
artificialneon
artificialneon@artificialneon
☆☆☆☆☆★★★★★29 Aug 2026

Good first half, very slow second half. Kobel and anton very solid but karetsas and konstantelias def were highlights

Player of the match
Konstantinos Karetsas
Dortmund
La Liga
Barcelona2 - 0Athletic Club
artificialneon
artificialneon@artificialneon
☆☆☆☆☆★★★★★27 Aug 2026

Not a bad game, gordon already showing promise and ferminator and GOATphinha amazing performances as always. Unai simon def motm, turned into iker casillas and prevented bilbao from getting 5-0.

Player of the match
Unai Simón
Athletic Club
La Liga
Elche0 - 5Barcelona
artificialneon
artificialneon@artificialneon
☆☆☆☆☆★★★★★27 Aug 2026

Ferminator, Gordon, Adeyemi and GOATphinha. The ucl is basically ours.

Player of the match
Raphinha
Barcelona