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Visca el Barça / Eric García #24

Spain, Barcelona
Created August 2026
La Liga
Malaga2 - 5Real Sociedad
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sarahahaha
sarahahaha@sarahahaha
☆☆☆☆☆★★★★★10h ago

OYARZABAL HEALINGS 😭😭😭 I LOVE MY LIFE BRO 😭😭😭😭😭 I LOVE WATCHING REAL SOCIEDAD WITH MY MUTUALS 😭😭😭😭😭 LINE UP IM GIVING EVERYONE A KISS

Player of the match
Mikel Oyarzabal
Real Sociedad
Premier League
Fulham1 - 0Hull City
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babybunny
babybunny@babybunny
☆☆☆☆☆★★★★★1d ago

Why can't we play against small club like United again 😔

Player of the match
Konstantinos Tzolakis
Hull City
Champions League
Galatasaray1 - 4Barcelona
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sarahahaha
sarahahaha@sarahahaha
☆☆☆☆☆★★★★★5d ago

KARIM ADEYEMI IS SONIC (CONFIRMED)

Player of the match
Lamine Yamal
Barcelona
12
Premier League
Liverpool0 - 3Man City
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wirtzerupper
wirtzerupper@wirtzerupper
☆☆☆☆☆★★★★★1w ago

a letter to liverpool: 3 weeks. i waited 3 weeks. anticipation and excitement filled my heart, as i thought of all the endless possibilities of the ending to this match. pride filled my veins. my mind was filled with fantasies of szobo kissing the badge after scoring a free kick, a gakpo dagger and isak winner to seal it all off. but that’s not what happened. you couldn’t allow me to live with those thoughts. injury plagued our 3 best players. but it’s okay right? city will be rattled. they’re coming to a locked and loaded anfield. we’ll show them how the league feels about their charges. but we didn’t. first half sold me a dream. delight filled my body. i thought we would do it. despite the injuries we’ve incurred, i though it would work out. then the red came. my silliness took a physical form when the ref showed grav a red. i knew that was the moment i never knew how right i would be. this was fucking embarrassing. we let these cheats score and shoot 3 at anfield. i’ve never seen a team crack under pressure like how you have today. this was an absolute nightmare. you would’ve thought we had 114 the way we broke apart. i am enraged. if i continue to type, i fear i might get banned. my heart is in pieces. my sanity is hanging onto a thread. liverpool, i am distraught.

Player of the match
Jérémy Doku
Man City
21
La Liga
Barcelona3 - 0Getafe
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japierdole
japierdole@japierdole
☆☆☆☆☆★★★★★1w ago

To all the haters that doubted my fashionable king

Player of the match
Anthony Gordon
Barcelona
15
La Liga
Real Madrid1 - 0Villarreal
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lovebarca
lovebarca@lovebarca
☆☆☆☆☆★★★★★1w ago

yo this vini clone is something else 😭😭

Player of the match
Federico Valverde
Real Madrid
4
Friendlies
Argentina3 - 0Benin
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taha
taha@taha
☆☆☆☆☆★★★★★1w ago

Well, this is one of those days in football I never wanted to witness, but sadly, it has arrived. You’re not leaving the game entirely, but stepping away from international football feels like the first step toward that day, which I can hardly bear to think about. Maybe the funniest way to honor you is to recognize what you did for millions of people: you made us willingly tune in and support Argentina, all to watch you play this little sport called football. I’m not Argentine, but somewhere along the way that stopped mattering. When you played, we all became a little bit Argentine. I’ll never forget the highs and lows I experienced following you. The 2014 World Cup final, when you were so close to conquering the sport so early on in your career. The back-to-back Copa América finals lost on penalties. But you deserved more than that. You got more than that. You finally lifted your very first international trophy in 2021. Of course I’ll always remember 2022, the greatest World Cup campaign I’ll ever witness, with the most entertaining final of all time. Then we got another Copa in 2024. You literally won every trophy that you lost, how perfect was that? After years of people saying you couldn’t do it for Argentina, you won everything there was to win. But the trophies aren’t what I’ll remember most. It’s the way you played, the way you always entertained me. The dribbles that made defenders look lost, the passes no one else could see, the free kicks that felt like penalties the moment the referee blew the whistle. You made the impossible look routine, and you did it with a quiet humility that made billions fall in love with you. This summer’s ending was bittersweet, and honestly, part of me wishes you’d won it. But you had nothing left to prove. You gave me more than I ever had the right to ask for: the story of your career. There will never be another player who can do what you did. You are football. You are eternal. Thank you for everything, Leo.

Player of the match
Lionel Messi
Argentina
37
Friendlies
Argentina3 - 0Benin
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elz
elz@elz
☆☆☆☆☆★★★★★1w ago

Boy oh boy where do I even begin. Lionel... honey, my pookie bear. I have loved you since I first laid eyes on you. The way you glide past defenders and strike fear into your enemies' eyes. Your perfectly dewy symmetrical shimmering touch on that football, your gorgeous little left foot, and that devastating dribbling. I would do anything for you. I wish it were possible to freeze time so I would never have to watch you retire. You had a rough childhood, but you never gave up hope. You are even amazing off the pitch, you're a great friend, father, captain, sometimes I even call you my honey bunch sugar poo cutie pie. I forever dread and weep, thinking of the one day you will retire from club football. I would sacrifice my own life if it were the only thing that could put a smile on your beautiful face. You have given me so much joy, and heartbreak over the years. I remember when you lost the 2014 World Cup final and it's like my heart broke into a million pieces and I couldn't go back. But a poo still fell from my right eye when I saw you finally lift that beautiful World Cup trophy in Qatar, because deep down, my glorious king deserved it. I just wanted you to be happy. But alas, you did, my sweet babypoo was happy and I rejoiced. That night was a hard night for us baby, but the dawn afterwards you made history happen. You became a World Cup champion. I couldn't believe it. I was crying, bawling even, and I heard my glorious king lift that trophy while the entire world watched. Not only have you changed the art of football and the world forever, but you've eternally changed my world. The goals, the assists, the trophies, the impossible dribbles, the free kicks, the little celebrations. eveery single moment has been engraved into my poo. And now you've gone to the twilight of your career, but still the goat, MY goat. I love you (poo)kie bear, my glorious king, Lionel Messi.

Player of the match
Lionel Messi
Argentina
13
Nations League
Italy3 - 1Türkiye
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maida
maida@maida
☆☆☆☆☆★★★★★1w ago

This further proves my theory that cala is indeed a horse

Player of the match
Riccardo Calafiori
Italy
Nations League
Spain3 - 1Czechia
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sarahahaha
sarahahaha@sarahahaha
☆☆☆☆☆★★★★★2w ago

this was a very underwhelming game despite the score and 80% of the reason why was because of NO OYARZABAL 🫩 #THEREWASNOHEALING

Player of the match
Víctor Muñoz
Spain
6
Nations League
Spain3 - 1Czechia
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ura_ni4
ura_ni4@ura_ni4
☆☆☆☆☆★★★★★2w ago

ESPAÑA TRIPPED OVER THEMSELVES A BIT THIS GAME AS CZECHIA SCORED ONE ON EM, YET THEY REMAIN UNDEFEATED WITH AN OPENER BY CATALUÑA SUPERSTAR LAMINE YAMAL. I WILL NEVER FORGIVE LUIS DE LA FUENTE FOR TAKING MIKEL OYARZABAL FROM ME

Player of the match
Mikel Merino
Spain
4
Nations League
Spain3 - 1Czechia
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notbiscuitz
notbiscuitz@notbiscuitz
☆☆☆☆☆★★★★★2w ago

match got boring halfway and chat immediately went talking about EVERYTHING #love also field full of yellow cards 👀

Player of the match
Rodri
Spain
6
Nations League
Spain3 - 1Czechia
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gadrichups
gadrichups@gadrichups
☆☆☆☆☆★★★★★2w ago

"did you even watch the game at all and not only interact with people in the chat the whole 90 minutes?" (well of course i did, but i wish i didnt.)

Player of the match
Vassilis Fotias (Referee)
Referee
8
Nations League
Croatia0 - 7England
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sarahahaha
sarahahaha@sarahahaha
☆☆☆☆☆★★★★★2w ago

6 thousand croatian children witnessing the massacre of their national team #feelsbadman

Player of the match
Jude Bellingham
England
11
Nations League
England2 - 3Spain
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jogo
jogo@jogo
☆☆☆☆☆★★★★★3w ago

Lamine Yamal 1 goal Alex Baena 1 goal Dani Olmo 1 assist Oyarzábal 1 goal Gordon 1 goal

Player of the match
Mikel Oyarzabal
Spain
Nations League
England2 - 3Spain
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sarahahaha
sarahahaha@sarahahaha
☆☆☆☆☆★★★★★3w ago

spanish team played crazy haramball for 20 minutes so mikel oyarzabal said ENOUGH and SAVED SPAIN!!! yes u read that right, THE ENTIRE NATION OF SPAIN!!!!!!!!! MIKEL OYARZABAL 🫶

Player of the match
Mikel Oyarzabal
Spain
8
Nations League
England2 - 3Spain
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rifanieee
rifanieee@rifanieee
☆☆☆☆☆★★★★★3w ago

Starting “Ferran Torres” when mi rey vasco Oyarzabal exists

Player of the match
Anthony Gordon
England
1
La Liga
Sevilla1 - 3Barcelona
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lovebarca
lovebarca@lovebarca
☆☆☆☆☆★★★★★4w ago

raphinha the love of my life… no flick ball for the next three weeks tho 💔💔 don’t know if i can wait that long

Player of the match
Raphinha
Barcelona
3
Europa League
Real Sociedad1 - 2Bournemouth
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dotsasassss
dotsasassss@dotsasassss
☆☆☆☆☆★★★★★4w ago

This is not the Real Sociedad I know. First, what tf was that starting lineup? Matarazzo I hope you have your reasons for putting ass players on a Europa League match. And the first half? Mistake after mistake, NONE OF THE PLAYERS DOING ANYTHING. And Orri... Look don't get me started, because we can't have a 9 that scores 1 out of 20 times and only handicaps the team. Second half is the Real Sociedad I want to see all season, structured and determined, but obviously it wasn't enouugh and we kept missing clear chances. We can't stay like this, comething needs to change. We didn't need Hector Fort, we need a better defense and someone who scores goals, because only having won 2 matches all season (against Elche and Español underdogs) is absolutely terrible. I hate to say this but we lost and deserved it. And I can't even name a player of RS that deserves to be mvp, sorry.

La Liga
Real Sociedad0 - 3Atletico Madrid
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ura_ni4
ura_ni4@ura_ni4
☆☆☆☆☆★★★★★13 Sept 2026

Hatewatch unsuccessful, boring for 80 minutes as atleti decided to start stealing and suddenly woke up as the corruption flew through their bloodstream on the bright side I managed to push my Mikel Oyarzabal is the hottest man in the world agenda

Player of the match
Mikel Oyarzabal
Real Sociedad
1
La Liga
Levante2 - 4Barcelona
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azzteyy
azzteyy@azzteyy
☆☆☆☆☆★★★★★13 Sept 2026

Whole house drunk as hell. I Dont Recognize My Team. But the temperatur was hot as hell (even levante's coach said so) so i let it slide.. and we still won so..

Player of the match
Raphinha
Barcelona
La Liga
Betis1 - 0Real Madrid
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elz
elz@elz
☆☆☆☆☆★★★★★4 Sept 2026

“Best hatewatch of the season mate”

Player of the match
Álvaro Vallés
Betis
3
La Liga
Real Sociedad0 - 0Celta Vigo
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dotsasassss
dotsasassss@dotsasassss
☆☆☆☆☆★★★★★3 Sept 2026

Omg the worst match i have ever watched. First Take Kubo being worse than my grandma in a wheelchair, and then the ref being so biased to Celta. I dont even know who to vote for MVP, they were all SO BAD

Player of the match
Ionuț Radu
Celta Vigo
La Liga
Barcelona5 - 2Rayo Vallecano
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elz
elz@elz
☆☆☆☆☆★★★★★31 Aug 2026

Raphinha my king 😍😍

Player of the match
Raphinha
Barcelona
Premier League
Liverpool2 - 2Nott'm Forest
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catalanscouser
catalanscouser@catalanscouser
☆☆☆☆☆★★★★★29 Aug 2026

This club’s already irritating me

Player of the match
Víctor Muñoz
Liverpool
2
Premier League
Crystal Palace1 - 4Man City
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theolovesvilla
theolovesvilla@theolovesvilla
☆☆☆☆☆★★★★★28 Aug 2026

Rayan Cherki, absolute game changer. Despite the scoreline, Manchester City weren't even at full force. I believe if this team were at the top of their game it would've been a lot more! I still can't get over that Cherki first, amazing dribbling and quality low finish to top it off. He was the guy who won them the game today. Erling Haaland barely even had to do anything but still managed a double as well. If City keep consistent they can definitely be title challengers, however, I believe there is a long way to go! A few flaws in passing/defending that I believe top teams can capitalise on. We'll see how Maresca does. For Palace, they struggled mostly to keep up. There were loose passes by City that they didn't do well to capitalise on. The loss of Sarr due to injury was big, plus their defenders still have time to gel properly. I did think Tomiyasu was very good though with his cameo. 2/2 losses for them, will be interesting to see how Pierre Sage changes things up. Obviously Cherki gets MOTM, he was on another level to anyone else today!

Player of the match
Rayan Cherki
Man City
2
Premier League
Liverpool2 - 2Nott'm Forest
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zaid
zaid@zaid
☆☆☆☆☆★★★★★29 Aug 2026

frimpong today

Player of the match
Morgan Gibbs-White
Nott'm Forest
1
La Liga
Real Sociedad2 - 1Espanyol
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aitanabonmati
aitanabonmati@aitanabonmati
☆☆☆☆☆★★★★★29 Aug 2026

oyarzabal mvp pero el árbitro quería quitarle el título. increíbles últimos minutos

Player of the match
Mikel Oyarzabal
Real Sociedad
La Liga
Barcelona2 - 0Athletic Club
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viscamira
viscamira@viscamira
☆☆☆☆☆★★★★★27 Aug 2026

what a privilege it is to watch pedri play football

Player of the match
Pedri
Barcelona
3
La Liga
Barcelona2 - 0Athletic Club
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elz
elz@elz
☆☆☆☆☆★★★★★27 Aug 2026

fermin 😍😍😍😻😻😻

Player of the match
Fermín
Barcelona
1