floris !

Nations League

England3 - 0Czechia

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☆☆☆☆☆★★★★★1d ago

fully forgot this one was happening too jesus i’m so sorry nations league 😭 Yay we won shoutout to (checks potm selection screen) Kane

Player of the match

Harry Kane

England

EFL Trophy

Grimsby0 - 0Burton Albion

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☆☆☆☆☆★★★★★1d ago

is the mbappe special joke too overused for me to reference it here?

League One

Burton Albion1 - 3Huddersfield

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☆☆☆☆☆★★★★★4d ago

“potm chosen because his name made me chuckle”, says grown woman

Player of the match

Lynden Gooch

Huddersfield

Nations League

Croatia0 - 7England

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☆☆☆☆☆★★★★★4d ago

honestly forgot this was happening but i’ve given films that i’ve never watched 5 stars on letterboxd before so

Player of the match

Jude Bellingham

England

Friendlies Clubs

Sevilla1 - 3Aston Villa

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☆☆☆☆☆★★★★★5d ago

🎶 he’s fuckin magic, and don’t you fuckin know his name is ale, alejandro garna—🎶 yeah no you’re right sorry. doesn’t really work does it

Player of the match

Alejandro Ferreyra

Aston Villa

Nations League

Czechia0 - 2England

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☆☆☆☆☆★★★★★1w ago

Drunk as fuck i love anthony gotdon . Kanes alright too but idk what the fuck he was doing in the first half. Post-villa theory stays true because rogers has issues clearly

Player of the match

Anthony Gordon

England

Nations League

England2 - 3Spain

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☆☆☆☆☆★★★★★1w ago

Cheers tuchel just burned me passport 👍

Player of the match

Unai Simón

Spain

Premier League

Tottenham2 - 3Aston Villa

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☆☆☆☆☆★★★★★2w ago

despite the four cigarettes needed to get through this match without throwing myself into a canal, i had a wonderful time. HE’S IN YOUR HEAAAAAD

Player of the match

Johan Manzambi

Aston Villa

Carabao Cup

Coventry1 - 3Aston Villa

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☆☆☆☆☆★★★★★3w ago

herd mentality in football is a disease. why did i let any of you convince me that tammy abraham isn’t the light of my life. my shining star in the sky. the wind beneath my wings

Player of the match

Tammy Bakumo-Abraham

Aston Villa

Premier League

Man United0 - 1Man City

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☆☆☆☆☆★★★★★3w ago

oh, manchester united. so much to answer for.

Player of the match

Erling Haaland

Man City

League One

Burton Albion4 - 1AFC Wimbledon

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☆☆☆☆☆★★★★★3w ago

𝔂𝓸𝓾’𝓻𝓮 𝓰𝓮𝓽𝓽𝓲𝓷𝓰 𝓯𝓮𝓻𝓶𝓮𝓷𝓽𝓮𝓭 𝓫𝔂 𝓽𝓱𝓮 𝓫𝓻𝓮𝔀𝓮𝓻𝓼…

Premier League

Man City1 - 2Aston Villa

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☆☆☆☆☆★★★★★3w ago

depressed man city team wanting to make their dad proud one last time vs 11 drunk bastards in villa kits. was a gorgeous game of football

Player of the match

Oliver Watkins

Aston Villa

Premier League

Aston Villa0 - 3Crystal Palace

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☆☆☆☆☆★★★★★3w ago

i had fun but it was also the worst day of my entire life

Player of the match

Marc Guéhi

Crystal Palace

World Cup

Mexico2 - 3England

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☆☆☆☆☆★★★★★3w ago

i will never ever forget this match

Player of the match

Jude Bellingham

England

World Cup

England1 - 2Argentina

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☆☆☆☆☆★★★★★3w ago

every now and then he’s called upon

Player of the match

Djed Spence

England

Europa League

Freiburg0 - 3Aston Villa

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☆☆☆☆☆★★★★★3w ago

BEST NIGHT OF MY FUCKING LIFE I WILL NEVER BE THE SAME UP THE VILLA!!!!!!

Player of the match

Emiliano Buendía

Aston Villa

Premier League

Aston Villa1 - 2Nott'm Forest

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☆☆☆☆☆★★★★★3w ago

how much sorrow can i take?